So I got booted from a hockey game....

[Cocktooth]

Tonight, I got kicked out of a Komets game. In order to understand the story, I have to go back to the last time the Komets played this team. I sat right by the opposing team's bench and got into with them the whole night. Several times, their coach had to yell to get his players to actually get on the ice. He to had some very adult comments while leaving the ice that night.

Fast forward to tonight. I am sitting 2 sections away from where I sat in said game. After the Komets gave up their 3rd goal in the first period, I stood to stretch my legs and see about 12 people standing and yelling at me by the Muskegon bench. It was all the people that I had sat with before forcing me to come back and sit with them. There was 1 free seat, and they wanted me to take it and give their bench a hard time. I sat there for the 2nd period, and the Komets cut the lead to 4-2. There was a questionable goal in the third, but when it was annouced, it meant a hat trick for a Komet player. I threw my hat on the ice, ( Same happened the last game in which my hat got spit on and whipped a few asses, and I didn't accept it back) well, after awhile there was much discussion about the goal. This entire time, I am going at it with the Muskegon bench to the point that every player on there team was mouthing to me. I was then yelled at by an Allen County Sheriff and escorted out of the seats. When outside of the seating area, I asked what I did and he got all hard ass on me and told me to shut my mouth ETC ETC. Him and I went around for about 5 minutes and he told me I was removed for thowing my hat on the ice. I explained to him it was a hockey tradition. At this time, there was 5 officers surrounding me like I was a criminal mastermind. They were all up tight with me. I told them they could search me or cuff me. I told them I just wanted them to feel comfortable so I wasn't a victim of overreaction like I have seen on YouTube. I was expecting some laughing, but none followed that comment. The badass officer asked for my social security number, and I explained to him if he wanted it, I would need more privacy. He then told me the real reason I was pulled out was because I did a "DX Chop" towards my groin and threw up the double middle finger to people acrossed the arena. I told him that I haven't done the DX chop since 8th grade, and I only give the finger when someone is a dumbass driver. He then realized that I wasn't drunk, and said that I would be the focus everytime I came to games.

Sorry this post is so long, but here is the round up as of right now. I filed a report against the Allen County Sheriff's Department. Everyone sitting around me has emailed the Komets GM and Owner. The head of security talked to me and pin pointed the sheriff without me even explaining what he looked like. Sorry I bored everyone, but I thought it was a funny story

If I was black, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would be on there way up right now, and I would end up being rich.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

good story. I really hate cops. A lot. I can't name one positive thing a cop has done for me my whole life. I got a seatbelt violation 2 weeks ago and thanked the officer for saving my life.

[Beebs]

Comedy fucking gold.

[Cocktooth]

So everyone on the Komets message board saw me get booted. All of them said there wasn't anything wrong. They are writing free Shaw emails to the Komets front office. I just called and noone is in right now.

[Beebs]

Although you might want to take note of the fact that cops usually don't have the best sense of humor while dealing with what they think is a dangerous drunk.

[Cocktooth]

I know. The 4 other officers were all sorts of uptight like I was going to start throwing at them. I told them they could search me, or cuff me to make them feel more comfortable. After I told them that, everyone's mood changed. They were kinda at ease with me.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

good story. I really hate cops. A lot. I can't name one positive thing a cop has done for me my whole life. I got a seatbelt violation 2 weeks ago and thanked the officer for saving my life.

haha!

Originally Posted by Shaw

I filed a report against the Allen County Sheriff's Department. Everyone sitting around me has emailed the Komets GM and Owner. The head of security talked to me and pin pointed the sheriff without me even explaining what he looked like. Sorry I bored everyone, but I thought it was a funny story

nice. I can't believe I almost fucking joined the law enforcement profession. I always thought my POV would change once i was actually in the other side, but after seeing this attitude and demeanor constantly during my 10 wk internship with the Elkhart County Sheriff's dept, they successfully turned me off from wanting to be any part of that shit.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

What kind of shit did you yell at the other team to piss them off?

specific examples preeze

[Cocktooth]

I would make sure they knew when they made dumbass mistakes. Picked out the guys that are either their best player, or mouthiest and just rode them. I never said anything inappropriate. That is why everyone loves it when I sit down there. I'm extremly clean with my comments, but I let them know they are the scum of the hockey world!!! I was messin with one guy so bad, the coach has moved him from his side of the bench, to the other side so I couldn't yell at him.

It appears that someone toke a sign to the game tonight that said free Shaw. They also are chanting you got Shaw'd everytime someone gets kicked out of the coliseum from now on. I finally have my legacy.

[Repugnant Abomination]

aaahahahahaha! That's fantastic.

[Niger Angelus]

I hate the police. When you have been arrested and put in jail for bullshit, and then harassed once you're out and then arrested again for the same thing by the same officer you tend to quickly lose the little respect you have for those half wit twats.

[Ironic Mustache]

Weren't you drunk?!?!

[Cocktooth]

No, I was on beer 2 of the night when this all went down. I was going to be later on, but then was to pissed about the situation and drove home at 1:30 in the morning. Toke me 2 hours to get home from the Fort cause of the snow!

[Ironic Mustache]

That meant to say, "why" weren't you drunk. Good to hear it was circumstantial.

[Ugly Bastard]

Nice! I would love... I mean... fucking love to go to a Komets game with you sometime. Great story.

[Cocktooth]

Here is the last update until I either get a return email or a call back. I guess when the guys with the signs went to the game last night, they asked the usher why I was kicked out. He said that he saw me throw a beer bottle. That is story number 4 now. The 2 beers I had at the game were draught beers. They don't sell beer bottles at the games unless you go to the lounge. The more and more I hear about this, it is becoming obvious that noone saw me throw shit besides my hat on the ice after a hat trick. ( Which is hockey tradition) I really think that the opposing team had something to do with it, expecially the coach. If I get back on good terms with the Komet organization, I am dressing up as their head coach and sit down by their bench. If I don't hear anything back from them though, I probably won't spend much money on hockey in Fort Wayne from now on. Although, my first place fantasy winnings might be spent on hockey. UB, if your ever up this way when they play, I would def. be down with going. Expecially if Muskegon is in town!

[Cocktooth]

Just got back from the first hockey game since the situation. It appears that I'm a hero with the Komets fans. I was offered tickets Thursday's game by e a couple people. I might be there thursay

[Repugnant Abomination]

You're my hero too...<3

[Cocktooth]

Which means much more then the 7,000 people that chanted WE LOVE JERAD before the national anthem. Okay that shit didn't happen, but I'm sure the idea was there

[Ugly Bastard]

I got to see the 'tooth tonight. T'was a pleasure. He has given BDH and I his word that we will soon attend a Komets game seated behind the opposing bench. This has all the promise of The Greatest Sporting Event I've Ever Been To™. I can't wait.

[Orgazmo]

Chances of luring him back here?

[Ugly Bastard]

I'll have an intervention with him before he reaches blackout at the hockey game.

[thekremlin]

Is he the ugly one or the fat and ugly one?

[Johnny Richter]

Krem, I didn't see your mother or your sister in that picture.

[BigDongedHoe]

He's the ugly one, I'm the fat ugly one

But your mother would still love (on) me