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Old 07-10-2003, 05:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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According to the Bible, you and the people who argue with you are both correct on this one.
"Proof" that you are correct:
John 5:29
"And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation."
"Proof" that you are incorrect:
Mark 16:16
"He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."

I got these verses both from a site called www.skepticsannotatedbible.com . I am not a Christian, and I didn't put much effort into researching this wonderful topic, so I might be taking those verses completely out of context. If I am, I'm sure someone will gladly rip this post to shreds.

And I almost forgot, fuck you, cocksucker.

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