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Heaven Can Wait · 02-16-2007, 08:40 PM

100% stolen.

Materials
Lays Stacks (my preferance, holds up better)/Pringles potato chip can
Foam rubber
Condom
1 1/4'' o-ring
Scissors
Marker
Procedure
Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container’s ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can.

Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface.

Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.

Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end.

With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½” of foam above the rim of the can.

Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.

Optional: If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom.

Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.

To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of “suction” you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke.

Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap, I know I am. :dodgy. Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced.

Final:

Beebs · 02-16-2007, 08:49 PM

My roommate just bought those exact brand of chips for the first time all year, coincidence?

Heaven Can Wait · 02-16-2007, 08:50 PM

I think not.

Ugly Bastard · 02-16-2007, 09:46 PM

I wonder how many times you could fuck that potato chip can before it'd start to fall apart and force you to make another one. I mean, you don't have to cuddle with it afterward, you don't have to worry about getting it off. You can do whatever you want to it. Even if you had to build a new one every 5 fucks, (roughly 2 days), I still might be inclined to say goodbye to women once and for all.

Beebs · 02-16-2007, 09:48 PM

Just how hard are you going to be fucking this thing that it breaks every fifth time UB?

StabMaster Arson · 02-16-2007, 11:19 PM

I'd fuck one, I'd fuck one hard.

ninjaface · 02-17-2007, 02:27 AM

I think there would be more of a problem with keeping it clean than with it breaking.

Cocktooth · 02-17-2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Even if you had to build a new one every 5 fucks, (roughly 2 days)

ummmmmmm this disturbs me greatly

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-17-2007, 04:04 PM

So is anyone willing to try this and give us a review?

02-16-2007, 08:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	DIY fleshlight 100% stolen. Materials Lays Stacks (my preferance, holds up better)/Pringles potato chip can Foam rubber Condom 1 1/4'' o-ring Scissors Marker Procedure Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container’s ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can. Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface. Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line. Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end. With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½” of foam above the rim of the can. Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom. Optional: If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom. Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place. To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of “suction” you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke. Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap, I know I am. :dodgy. Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced. Final:
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

02-16-2007, 08:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	I think not.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

02-16-2007, 11:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I'd fuck one, I'd fuck one hard.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-17-2007, 04:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	So is anyone willing to try this and give us a review?
	#YOLO

02-16-2007, 08:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	My roommate just bought those exact brand of chips for the first time all year, coincidence?

02-16-2007, 09:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I wonder how many times you could fuck that potato chip can before it'd start to fall apart and force you to make another one. I mean, you don't have to cuddle with it afterward, you don't have to worry about getting it off. You can do whatever you want to it. Even if you had to build a new one every 5 fucks, (roughly 2 days), I still might be inclined to say goodbye to women once and for all.

02-16-2007, 09:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Just how hard are you going to be fucking this thing that it breaks every fifth time UB?

02-17-2007, 02:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I think there would be more of a problem with keeping it clean than with it breaking.