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Old 11-13-2011, 12:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I eat A Lot of Chicken.
Here is a chicken concoction I came up with last evening.

Step 1:
Fry a pound of bacon. Ensure that your bacon coozie is placed correctly on your beer. While the bacon is frying have your domestic help chop up 2 onions.


Step 2:
Once the bacon is fried place the 2 chopped onions in the pan of bacon grease and fry.


Step 3:
At this point it is very important that you test the bacon for quality. Insert at least 2 strips in your mouth. Set aside the onions and bacon for later use.

Step 4:
Insert 2 boneless/skinless chicken breasts in the pan of bacon grease. Slowly fry until it is thoroughly cooked. 'Slowly' frying it will allow the chicken to remain moist and allow the fryer to pound as many beers as possible before dinner.


Step 4A: Season the chicken to your liking. A lil garlic powder, parsley, some lemon pepper type shit and salt and pepper were used here.


Step 5:
Assembly. Place the bacon grease fryed onions on top of the chicken breasts. Add any other toppings you may want. I went with jalapenos. Place at least a half pound of bacon on top of the onions. Sprinkle shredded cheese on top of the bacon, onion, jalapeno, chicken mountain that is in the pan.


Step 6:
Eat IT. Any choice of sides will go well with your bacon, cheese, onion, chicken mountain. We went with mixed vegetables and rice to offset the gallon of bacon grease we were ingesting.
Dinner is served.
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Old 11-13-2011, 12:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What a cracking 69th post!


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Old 11-14-2011, 12:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I bet that was delicious.
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Old 11-14-2011, 04:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Here's how men eat chicken.

1) Buy steak. 2) Wrap it in bacon. 3) Also some veggies.


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Like I said, not even Jewish!

(I've been wrapping chicken and burger patties in bacon for years, I agree that is an excellent way to cook them)

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