[malibu]

So I was listening to T-Pain "I'm in Luv With a Stripper" and I stumbled upon an idea for some advice to possibly help out those Nubblites who choose to be in a relationship. If you're a guy who just wants to go to the strip club and you think you have to sneak behind your girlfriend's back, don't. It's very simple, ask her if she'll go with you. Just go to a strip club where you can drink and she'll be having fun in no time. Better yet, give a few dancers some tips to give your girl a dance I guarantee you by the end of the night she'll be laughing her ass off. If she's not then at least you got to see some titties and she can't even be pissed because she was there the whole time, right? I speak from experience of course after having experienced my first night of strip-club hopping. I had a dancer bite my pants, pull my shirt up, blow in my ear, put their crotch and tits in my face, and still had an awesome time. It's just a hilarious experience. If she doesn't feel comfortable going with just the two of you, take a single guy friend with you and another couple, this way she'll have another girl to talk to and the single guy will be the most whorish in the group so you won't look bad. Try it out and see if it works, you can thank me later. Next time you're thinking, "Man I really wish I could go to the titty bar but [insert girlfriend's name here] would have my ass," ask her to tag along. Tell her it won't be as bad as she thinks and that you'll buy her drinks all night, then go get yourself all hopped up on the teases that strippers are, take your girlfriend home and let her reap the benefits of your extreme urges. Have fun boys!