Bashing Lame Friends on Facebook

[Ugly Bastard]

Slowly but surely, I'm going to start calling people out for how lame their lives are on Facebook. Now, it's not their lives being lame that bothers me as much as their incessant need to broadcast every little detail of their pathetic little existence. I'm sure we all have those friends that update their status every hour to say something like, "...is sad that she has to work tonight."

While Mr. Blonde updates his status every hour, at least it's to make fun of other people or provide a link to something hilarious.

Here is my first effort:

Originally posted on Facebook by some lame but kinda hot girl that just got married:
Emily is cleaning the house, doing laundry, and looking forward to dinner from McDonald's that my husband is bringing home for me!!

To which her friend immediately commented:

I am doing laundry too and enjoying the dinner Paul brought home for us...usually it is McDonald's, but tonight he got us chinese food from Wong's.

So here's what I commented:

Oh girls, who are you trying to kid? Everyone knows that once you get married you start doing 3-ways with hookers, right? RIGHT?!?

So that's just an example of what I'm going for here. Anytime y'all do something similar, feel free to share in this thread.