Sins, sins, sins. These are the wrongs commited by all of earths inhabitants, which includes all of you.

In order to deter you all from sinning so much, this thread is being created to expose all of your deep dark secrets. Satan definitely qualifies as an expert in this area, so he'll be helping me out on this thread, because trust me, there is a lot of sin with this bunch.

The way this thread works is simple. Ask about a certain member, and we'll tell you some of their sins. Most likely they'll be things they have never told anyone at all (probably because of the extreme vulgarity or grotesque nature of the sins).

As for the sins we expose, there is no use denying the acts, for I am God, I know everything you have ever done. Satan was probably with you when you commited a lot of these acts, so he is also a primary witness.

Now, who should we start with?

[ September 11, 2003, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: God ]

I think Titan should be outted first.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan? You mean besides feeling up his dead grandmother? Yeah, you could say he wasn't getting much "play" back in the day. That, coupled with the fact that, instead of fighting, he used to accuse white kids of calling him "nigger" at school in order to get them in trouble. He got a couple kids expelled. Yeah, he's a filthy nigger.

Followed quite closely by Ugly Bastard.

Then if you wouldn't mind dipping your thoughts into Orgazmo's life after you finish up with me. ;)

-Ugly Bastard

I would love to hear the_butcher's sins... Or Pliedes... Hell I'd love to hear you spill all mine for that matter.

I'll admit that I'm a dirty filthy nigger... but what's this shit about me molesting my grandmother? Seriously, nobody would do that... well... VOL might... but I wouldn't...

Now... if it were someone else's grandmother...

Mr. UB, well, first off, I don't approve of your name.

Ugly's list of sins is quite long, so we'll end up visiting his on more than one occasion.

-He once found a homeless man dead on the street, and stole his bottle of gin.

-I'm not sure if this is technically a sin, but it's frowned upon as a whole; he masterbates faster than anyone on earth.

-He once let a stray cat lick his nutsack

We'll just leave it all at that.

Oooooh yeah.
No, you're right. I had it wrong. You molested Pliedes' grandmother... you sick fuck. Personally, I think your grandmother is hotter.

It was Alpha that fucked his own grandmother... damn... he's one sick fuck.

Not as sick as me, fuckers.

Orgazmo... where to begin.

I always think you're on the right track, when you pull a 180 and dance with the devil.

Remember when you volunteered at the nursing home? I thought it was sweet of you to help old people out. But then you beat not 1, but 9 old ladies and took all of their valuables. And taking the wheels off all the wheelchairs was not ammusing. And masterbating into their medicine bottles, thats soooo overdone. And maybe they could've saved poor old Mildred's life if you hadn't been screwing both of the specialty nurses in the linen closet! And to top it all off, you used it all as 'community service' hours.

You're sick. And that's just skimming the surface.

And you know what's the worst yet? WHen that cat was licking Ugly's nuts; you watched. And liked it.

Wow...

I'll admit that it's all true...except the last line. I'll never admit to the last line.

Only because you loved it. Like shows no where near the magnitude of your joy over it.

I mean, I've heard false statements before, Sir Alpha, but that one...that one was one fuck of a false statement. Perhaps the falsest statement ever to grace my eyes. If degrees of falsehood existed...that statement would be hot as fuck.

I've been known to be wrong before... but I could have sworn... aw fuck it.

Erie.

Is that really you, God?

-Ugly Bastard

Alright God, Satan. Let the world know of my small imperfections.

You know, I think God might just be one of us.

just a slob like one of us?

...just a stranger on the bus?

Trying to make His way home?

Nobody calling on the phone...

'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.

[insert sad guitar riff and woman singing here]

I remember loving that song.

Has anyone heard the remix of the song? Yeah, just add unneeded bass beats, and you'll get it.

I want to hear God 's sins, see if he's slipped up anytime.