This thread is to make good use of this Confessional/Advice thread. Basically, I'm looking for some good ideas or advice for a situation.

Here's the situation.

I live in not one big dorm, but a collection of smaller ones. There is a computer lab which is for/used by all of the students from this area of dorms. Now, my computer got sick and died on me a few months ago (bloody motherboard, *shakes fist) so I am forced to always use this lab. So as you can imagine, I am there quite a bit.

There is another person who is in there quite a bit. He's a scary looking indian tech support guy, but thats not who I want to talk about.

There is usually this cute gal who's always in the lab doing home homework and whatnot. She often has a flower in her hair and always has a smile on her face.

I admire her, but keep to myself.

I'm appealing to all the nubblites for a good idea on how to approach her or get her attention somehow. Yes I realize I'm a lonely, pathetic person for even making a topic about this, but throw me a bone here, because I really am lonely and pathetic.

So, any ideas? Unique, outrageous, or humor suggestions are welcome, though the chance I'll use them may be unlikely.

Maybe you could wear a flower in your beard. Maybe she would see that you have something in common...and, if you're lucky, even approach you.

Maybe, you should whip your dick out and walk up to her back and start to poke her, but act like you don't know you're doing it. Pretend to be interested in whatever it is she's working on, then when she turns around to see you, your dick will already be right next to her mouth. Then, a simple insertion in makes way for great fun.

I have a great solution.

I just have to find out which room she's in and slip a little piece of paper that says "Nubblies.net" under her door.

Why don't you just walk up and tell her that you think she's really beautiful, and that you'd like to get to know her. I've got money on that getting her attention.

-Ugly Bastard

I'd take Ugly's advice. If you say is sincerely, my guess is that'll work.

Thanks for all the suggestions.

Orgazmo, I laughed heartily. Your suggestion is winning.

Butcher, if I get desperate, I had already considered such measures.

Titan, I thought of that the whole time I was posting this topic, good idea.

Ugly, I had already considered the obvious, so I was looking for more nondirect, not so forward route.

Schroeder actually im'ed me a great idea. He said to ask her for help with something on the computer, something retardedly easy that she'd definitely know; then go from their. Good idea, props.

Tonguegina pm'ed me a great one. It's daring, but solid; I might try it.

Thanks to everyone for the quick and solid feedback; hopefully more suggestions will make there way here.

[ November 23, 2003, 02:25 AM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Schroeder's was a good idea, so why does he always complain about getting chicks?

Ugly's would be a good idea, but knowing Pliedes, there's no way he'd be able to pull it off without being a total geek. Not that she would mind, she seems like she might be into geek. She's all 80's and what-not.

[ November 23, 2003, 02:39 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]

You got yourself a keeper.

You boys know me quite well.

Just tell her that you have 2 golden N's. The bitches love guys with status.

Soon I'll be able to add a 3K post count to that list...

God I hope this girl loves nerds...

[ November 23, 2003, 02:43 AM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Why don't you just tell her you know me?

Why don't you just tell her you're gay?
I hear chicks dig guys that are gay... and honest.

It's almost as though you guys both have a father that teaches the element of humor at the dinner table or something.

-Ugly Bastard

seriously, you know how chicks fuck roadies cause they think it'll get them close to the band?
I like to call it the Stab effect.

Guys who are in the band don't ever actually get the chicks... now we know why...

I call all types of sex the Stab effect.

How nice of you to pay tribute.

I think it's more of a coincidence than anything else...

kinda like how I call taking a shit "taking a Gaz"... pure coincidence.

Kinda.

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1069574930.jpg
This is the way I choose to commemorate my 3000th post. Rock.

[ November 23, 2003, 03:14 AM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

That was a perfect 3000th post. Congrats.

I know that's how I like to have my sex.