California state? this guy must be nuts
He's setting me up to be eaten for lunch
I see right through all his misdirection
I must put an end to his drip dick infection
I needed some proof so I called up Mr. Ben
Who knows many people serving life in the pen.
I checked out his story and it didnt match
Inmate B-33920 is a guy known as "Scratch"
I did find a man to whom they call "God"
But where he was held did seemed kinda odd
A remote state prision one mile from Cape Cod
Ten miles from my Aunt and Great Uncle Rod
This worked out well cause a guy named Larry
Brother of Sam his sisters name's Marry
Has been serving a sentence since 1978
He was the best friend of this "bitch" known as Tate
I made a promise to him and I will follow through
If you kill God, I will reimburse you
Theres only one thing, he must be burned
Then you will get the half a million you've earned
Three days later I got a call
From the Holiday Inn right next to the mall
It was Larry's brother he said "Its been done"
"Now go to the bank and transfer the funds"
I said "wheres my proof", all I hear was a tone
For the next Five minutes my mind started to roam
A picture came from under the door
It was the father and son I've been looking for
It was God & Jesus when he was just a boy
With liquor in his hand instead of a toy
This poor kid never knew right from wrong
After I kill him I'll write him a song
Behind this picture was another that looked scary
God lay dead and behind him was Larry
I must say I was happy to see this
Now it is time to go find Jesus.........
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