I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck 3 times. Reportedly, my face was blue.
When I was about 5 I was in a pickup and a drunk driver ran a stop sign. He was driving so fast that he took the bed of the truck completely off. The driver spent a few days in the hospital and I had a concussion and a big scab on my head. I still remember the ambulance ride.
Old, mexican, handicapped woman pulled out in front of me, totaling my bad-ass car.
I go to Ball State. Does that count?
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