Sins - brought to you by God and Satan

[God]

Sins, sins, sins. These are the wrongs commited by all of earths inhabitants, which includes all of you.

In order to deter you all from sinning so much, this thread is being created to expose all of your deep dark secrets. Satan definitely qualifies as an expert in this area, so he'll be helping me out on this thread, because trust me, there is a lot of sin with this bunch.

The way this thread works is simple. Ask about a certain member, and we'll tell you some of their sins. Most likely they'll be things they have never told anyone at all (probably because of the extreme vulgarity or grotesque nature of the sins).

As for the sins we expose, there is no use denying the acts, for I am God, I know everything you have ever done. Satan was probably with you when you commited a lot of these acts, so he is also a primary witness.

Now, who should we start with?

[ September 11, 2003, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: God ]