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Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 03:02 PM

This is where you ladies: Magi, Faraway, ect. can help we guys with finding the right kind of girls. I don't know how yet this is going to work. But I think it may possibly work. Maybe. Damnit, most likely not. But, o well.

Ironic Mustache · 08-04-2005, 04:37 PM

This will not work because girls will never admit to the bad parts about themselves.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-04-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
This will not work because girls will never admit to the bad parts about themselves.

damnit. you beat me to it.

asking girls for advice on girls would be like asking you parents what drugs to take to get the best high.

MAGICLIT · 08-04-2005, 05:58 PM

Fuck you guys. Niger, you need a "rock & roll" girl. A girl like this will be comfortable in t-shirt and jeans, yet still will dress nicely for occasions. This quality is what makes her most appealing, she a beauty, but knows she doesnt need to flaunt it. She must have an open personality, meaning she shouldnt get bent out of shape if you make a vulgar joke and she should accept the fact that you will comment or look at another girls body, because its human nature to find things attractive and/or unnattractive. I will post more but im swamped with shit at work. ta-ta for now.

Ironic Mustache · 08-04-2005, 06:06 PM

She made it all up there's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans!

MAGICLIT · 08-04-2005, 06:17 PM

not true, I was describing me, because im perfect in every way. Thats real.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-04-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
Fuck you guys. Niger, you need a "rock & roll" girl. A girl like this will be comfortable in t-shirt and jeans, yet still will dress nicely for occasions. This quality is what makes her most appealing, she a beauty, but knows she doesnt need to flaunt it. She must have an open personality, meaning she shouldnt get bent out of shape if you make a vulgar joke and she should accept the fact that you will comment or look at another girls body, because its human nature to find things attractive and/or unnattractive. I will post more but im swamped with shit at work. ta-ta for now.

yes, that's the kind of girl your looking for.

if you want her, you'll have to employ out tactics.

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 06:43 PM

That is what I had, but then outside influences starting playing very big roles and pulling some strings.

There was just nothing I could do.

MAGICLIT · 08-04-2005, 06:47 PM

If you believe that there was nothing you could do then no wonder you lost her. (sorry if that sounds mean but there is always something you can do, you just have to know where to look)

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 06:49 PM

It is hard to explain, I will PM you with details later. It is an interesting story, yeah.

MAGICLIT · 08-04-2005, 06:51 PM

cool with me, cant wait to hear.

farawayfromhere · 08-07-2005, 11:40 AM

Yeah its an interesting story and its complicated, and I can completely understand about the outside forces thing. I myself has even fallen prey to it as well. She was a good girl. She had everything you wanted except for the negative outside forces...and as much as it sucks all you can do is try again. Find someone else who is as close to what you want as possible (because everyone knows perfect doesnt exsist) and try again. One of these times it will work...that our your just going to have a lousy life....( I WAS JOKING!) You'll figure it out...My vote, You need to get out of this town and away from liquor.

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Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
This will not work because girls will never admit to the bad parts about themselves.

Ah, Magic's right. Screw you guys. We can help...sorta. Besides he didnt ask for us to talk about our bad parts...he's talking about girls we dont know.

MAGICLIT · 08-07-2005, 01:42 PM

I'm not a certified pyschologist therefore any information/advice i may submit is to be used at own risk, however i know what im talking about when it comes to women/girls and not because i am one, but because i am very observant.........when my tongue is tracing the clitoris that is, plus i've had a fuckton of "best friends forever" and know first hand the warning signs that the girl is no girl, but rather a bitch who cannot be trusted. One of the first signs is when the bitch agrees w/ the idea you have about playing pool or some random idea, and during the time spent she is apparently not enjoying herself as much as u anticipated.A week later the bitch will call you out on how you guys only do what you want to do and how u just assume she will do what you want, yet if the bitch just came up with a fuckin plan you'd surely agree to it. This situation i label "game playing" she expects you to do what she wants, but the bitch doesnt know what she wants, hence you take charge, she grows bitter of your dominerance, you grow tired of her 24/7 PMS, yet you both will waste your time for a year because the sex is good, and its hard to leave good pussy and/or cock, but if that pussy feels warm and the bitch is a frigid ice princess, dump her.

The door test is common, but not always accurate, and due to technology (power lock button) it has become a thing of the past.

The Mario test is something i would love to do if i was a guy.

If you dont know these tests i speak of then just forgetaboutit.

Niger Angelus · 08-08-2005, 10:22 PM

Well, she is talking to me again. It is so weird, anyway...
Yeah, faraway; you know me well and you were pretty correct in what you said. I plan on being in Btown for the spring semester this year and I may transfer over seas from there, depending on credits. I do need out of here, and I don't drink as often as I do other things.

Carnivorous Flavor · 08-08-2005, 10:34 PM

wtf is the mario test??????????

i know the door lock test and it was around long before "a bronx tale".....but MARIO???

and the fuhgetaboudit reference implies an italian reference......

please enlighten me oh big titted love goddesssssssssssssssssssssss..........

[ August 08, 2005, 08:36 PM: Message edited by: Carnivorous Flavor ]

Orgazmo · 08-08-2005, 11:10 PM

Mario Test, direct quote from A Bronx Tale:

Mario: "i give her the mario test"
Calogero: "whats that"
Mario: "thats when you go out with this girl, and you take her for a ride on the freeway. then you gotta find one of these big 18 wheelers, and get the drivers attention. As soon as the driver is looking in your car, you grab this broads head and shove it between your legs. If she starts goin down on you, knowin the guy in the truck is watching, shes a slut and cant be trusted"

I have a feeling that you may fail the Mario Test, Magi

[ August 08, 2005, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

ur my bitch · 08-08-2005, 11:47 PM

also, you need to give her the Pinky Test. This was invented by the Great GDtheTrain, AKA Greg Davis. Mother fucker knows his pussy

Lucy Fur · 08-09-2005, 12:29 PM

all women are evil soul sucking bitches... just bypass all the bullshit and send me your money instead of trying to find one that is different. it will save you a ton of heartache and grief

MAGICLIT · 08-09-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Mario Test, direct quote from A Bronx Tale:

Mario: "i give her the mario test"
Calogero: "whats that"
Mario: "thats when you go out with this girl, and you take her for a ride on the freeway. then you gotta find one of these big 18 wheelers, and get the drivers attention. As soon as the driver is looking in your car, you grab this broads head and shove it between your legs. If she starts goin down on you, knowin the guy in the truck is watching, shes a slut and cant be trusted"

I have a feeling that you may fail the Mario Test, Magi

Some people like to give road head while other vehicles happen to witness the act. It doesn't mean anything other than you are with someone who is adventerous and not afraid of what people think of them. The guys that have given me road head weren't sluts, they were fun guys to hang with really.

And that is not exactly what Mario said, but its the jist.

And never dump a girl who gives good road head.

ur my bitch · 08-09-2005, 02:43 PM

i would dump a girl who doesn't give road head.

Lucy Fur · 08-09-2005, 07:46 PM

what if she did anal?

ur my bitch · 08-10-2005, 01:04 AM

nah, i'm in to pussy

MAGICLIT · 08-10-2005, 12:16 PM

Aren't we all UMB, aren't we all.............except anky...........

08-04-2005, 03:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	This is where you ladies: Magi, Faraway, ect. can help we guys with finding the right kind of girls. I don't know how yet this is going to work. But I think it may possibly work. Maybe. Damnit, most likely not. But, o well.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 04:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This will not work because girls will never admit to the bad parts about themselves.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

08-04-2005, 05:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Fuck you guys. Niger, you need a "rock & roll" girl. A girl like this will be comfortable in t-shirt and jeans, yet still will dress nicely for occasions. This quality is what makes her most appealing, she a beauty, but knows she doesnt need to flaunt it. She must have an open personality, meaning she shouldnt get bent out of shape if you make a vulgar joke and she should accept the fact that you will comment or look at another girls body, because its human nature to find things attractive and/or unnattractive. I will post more but im swamped with shit at work. ta-ta for now.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-04-2005, 06:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	She made it all up there's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

08-04-2005, 06:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	not true, I was describing me, because im perfect in every way. Thats real.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-04-2005, 06:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	That is what I had, but then outside influences starting playing very big roles and pulling some strings. There was just nothing I could do.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 06:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	If you believe that there was nothing you could do then no wonder you lost her. (sorry if that sounds mean but there is always something you can do, you just have to know where to look)
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-04-2005, 06:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	It is hard to explain, I will PM you with details later. It is an interesting story, yeah.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 06:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	cool with me, cant wait to hear.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-07-2005, 01:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I'm not a certified pyschologist therefore any information/advice i may submit is to be used at own risk, however i know what im talking about when it comes to women/girls and not because i am one, but because i am very observant.........when my tongue is tracing the clitoris that is, plus i've had a fuckton of "best friends forever" and know first hand the warning signs that the girl is no girl, but rather a bitch who cannot be trusted. One of the first signs is when the bitch agrees w/ the idea you have about playing pool or some random idea, and during the time spent she is apparently not enjoying herself as much as u anticipated.A week later the bitch will call you out on how you guys only do what you want to do and how u just assume she will do what you want, yet if the bitch just came up with a fuckin plan you'd surely agree to it. This situation i label "game playing" she expects you to do what she wants, but the bitch doesnt know what she wants, hence you take charge, she grows bitter of your dominerance, you grow tired of her 24/7 PMS, yet you both will waste your time for a year because the sex is good, and its hard to leave good pussy and/or cock, but if that pussy feels warm and the bitch is a frigid ice princess, dump her. The door test is common, but not always accurate, and due to technology (power lock button) it has become a thing of the past. The Mario test is something i would love to do if i was a guy. If you dont know these tests i speak of then just forgetaboutit.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-08-2005, 10:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Well, she is talking to me again. It is so weird, anyway... Yeah, faraway; you know me well and you were pretty correct in what you said. I plan on being in Btown for the spring semester this year and I may transfer over seas from there, depending on credits. I do need out of here, and I don't drink as often as I do other things.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-08-2005, 10:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	wtf is the mario test?????????? i know the door lock test and it was around long before "a bronx tale".....but MARIO??? and the fuhgetaboudit reference implies an italian reference...... please enlighten me oh big titted love goddesssssssssssssssssssssss.......... [ August 08, 2005, 08:36 PM: Message edited by: Carnivorous Flavor ]
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

08-08-2005, 11:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Mario Test, direct quote from A Bronx Tale: Mario: "i give her the mario test" Calogero: "whats that" Mario: "thats when you go out with this girl, and you take her for a ride on the freeway. then you gotta find one of these big 18 wheelers, and get the drivers attention. As soon as the driver is looking in your car, you grab this broads head and shove it between your legs. If she starts goin down on you, knowin the guy in the truck is watching, shes a slut and cant be trusted" I have a feeling that you may fail the Mario Test, Magi [ August 08, 2005, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

08-08-2005, 11:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	also, you need to give her the Pinky Test. This was invented by the Great GDtheTrain, AKA Greg Davis. Mother fucker knows his pussy

08-09-2005, 12:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	all women are evil soul sucking bitches... just bypass all the bullshit and send me your money instead of trying to find one that is different. it will save you a ton of heartache and grief
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

08-09-2005, 02:43 PM	#20 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	i would dump a girl who doesn't give road head.

08-09-2005, 07:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	what if she did anal?
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

08-10-2005, 01:04 AM	#22 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	nah, i'm in to pussy

08-10-2005, 12:16 PM	#23 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Aren't we all UMB, aren't we all.............except anky...........
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.