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Ironic Mustache · 01-21-2005, 08:19 PM

It’s a little known fact that I’m one of the laziest people in the universe. I have an easy ass job that pays decent for not having gone to college and only being 24. Earlier today I was supposed to file a bunch of phone bills that had been stacking up, but decided I’d rather talk about ghosts allegedly spying on me while I flog the dolphin. So I did what any lazy ass bastard in my shoes would have done. I marched the bills right down to the dumpster and threw them all away. Problem solved.

That’s not so much the confession, as what I’m about to say. I believe I just invented a new method of filing that I’m going to be using more often from now on. That’s right, whenever I have stuff to file, I’m just going to shred it or throw it away instead. I highly recommend this to all.

Orgazmo · 01-21-2005, 08:38 PM

God bless. That's absolutely hilarious. Aren't you just a little concerned that these files will be needed later down the road, though? Ah well...if you get any type of written memo about missing files or anything...just promptly shred it. I think you should try to shred your way into upper management...and eventually an early retirement.

Ironic Mustache · 01-21-2005, 08:45 PM

Don't encourage me damn you, or I just might. If anyone needs the files down the road I'll just play dumb. They can't fire me for guessing that I tossed them. Why would they even suspect someone would do that anyway? Who does that?

George Sherman · 01-22-2005, 12:12 AM

hahahahahaha

01-21-2005, 08:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It’s a little known fact that I’m one of the laziest people in the universe. I have an easy ass job that pays decent for not having gone to college and only being 24. Earlier today I was supposed to file a bunch of phone bills that had been stacking up, but decided I’d rather talk about ghosts allegedly spying on me while I flog the dolphin. So I did what any lazy ass bastard in my shoes would have done. I marched the bills right down to the dumpster and threw them all away. Problem solved. That’s not so much the confession, as what I’m about to say. I believe I just invented a new method of filing that I’m going to be using more often from now on. That’s right, whenever I have stuff to file, I’m just going to shred it or throw it away instead. I highly recommend this to all.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-21-2005, 08:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Don't encourage me damn you, or I just might. If anyone needs the files down the road I'll just play dumb. They can't fire me for guessing that I tossed them. Why would they even suspect someone would do that anyway? Who does that?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-22-2005, 12:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	hahahahahaha
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-21-2005, 08:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	God bless. That's absolutely hilarious. Aren't you just a little concerned that these files will be needed later down the road, though? Ah well...if you get any type of written memo about missing files or anything...just promptly shred it. I think you should try to shred your way into upper management...and eventually an early retirement.