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Ironic Mustache · 07-14-2005, 04:17 PM

Will cut you off on the road only to get one car ahead of you.

Flip you off for driving the speed limit.

Flirt with your girlfriend with the most sexual intentions in mind.

Will make a fool out of you at a party or other social gathering.

Fuck 17 year olds. Gender doesn't matter.

Act disrespectful towards the elderly.

Bring cheap beer to your house and drink your good stuff instead.

Work half-assed.

Steal your parking spot.

Stand in front of a smaller girl at a concert, without offering her the spot.

Spit gum onto the ground, knowing that someone will eventually step on it.

Will shove a grocery cart into your car.

Take the last of anything even if I don't want it, just so you can't have it.

Answer the phone with an attitude.

Telemarket people for the fun of it even though I'm not really selling a product.

Fuck you.

[ July 14, 2005, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

MAGICLIT · 07-14-2005, 04:19 PM

Let me go change my vote for my most beloved..................

malice · 07-14-2005, 04:53 PM

I will......

Ride your ass even when you are speeding.

Park in a handicap spot and watch the crippled walk the 20 extra feet.

Drink your milk from the carton and backwash purposely.

Come to your house and eat your ice cream out of the carton, with my fingers.

Bring no beer to your house but drink all of yours.

Leave your toilet seat down and piss all over it.

Wipe my ass and stick the toilet paper in the trash can.

Have sex in your bed, jit on your sheets and leave the rubber under your pillow.

Bang your sister, video tape it and put it on the internet.

Use your razor to shave my balls.

Let my dog shit on you lawn.

Pick my nose and wipe the boogies on your couch.

Use your toothbrush to clean my boots.

bloodyfart · 07-14-2005, 05:41 PM

"Bring cheap beer to your house and drink your good stuff instead."
not true. you drank johns pabsts

Ironic Mustache · 07-14-2005, 05:47 PM

I also drank his Johnny Walker, and his shots of Patron, and I didn't pay for anything I don't think. I also put my hands over your eyes while we were on the freeway, called you fat like 60 times, and lit like 10 cigarettes backwards.

I'm still not smoking by the way, so I'm pretty sure I'm in the clear now. It's been over two months.

MAGICLIT · 07-14-2005, 05:48 PM

You are a stand up guy wayne.......

Ironic Mustache · 07-14-2005, 05:55 PM

There comes a point during my alcohol consumption that I become HILARIOUS to everyone around me, except the person I'm harrassing. I'm the most entertaining thing on earth to everyone else though.

MAGICLIT · 07-14-2005, 06:01 PM

I'm going to have to take your word for it, I have yet to get drunk with you......=(

Ironic Mustache · 07-14-2005, 06:02 PM

This rule is especially true in Vegas, so watch out. Bloody and DKC can both attest to my ridiculous antics while under the influence.

MAGICLIT · 07-14-2005, 06:08 PM

And when are you JJ.net fucks cumming here anyway?

bloodyfart · 07-14-2005, 06:48 PM

i particularly enjoyed you getting kicked over by your brother.

Ironic Mustache · 07-14-2005, 07:22 PM

I have no problem harrassing myself or having others harass me, in the event I'm too drunk to do it myself. Which happened to be the case on that night.

Ugly Bastard · 07-14-2005, 07:38 PM

Nice [img]smile.gif[/img]

-Ugly Bastard

theMerciless1 · 07-18-2005, 09:29 PM

i can also attest to at least half of those claims although i only hung w/ wayne for like one night.

lets plan a vegas trip for the next UFC.

MAGICLIT · 07-19-2005, 01:13 PM

Yes, lets.

07-14-2005, 04:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Will cut you off on the road only to get one car ahead of you. Flip you off for driving the speed limit. Flirt with your girlfriend with the most sexual intentions in mind. Will make a fool out of you at a party or other social gathering. Fuck 17 year olds. Gender doesn't matter. Act disrespectful towards the elderly. Bring cheap beer to your house and drink your good stuff instead. Work half-assed. Steal your parking spot. Stand in front of a smaller girl at a concert, without offering her the spot. Spit gum onto the ground, knowing that someone will eventually step on it. Will shove a grocery cart into your car. Take the last of anything even if I don't want it, just so you can't have it. Answer the phone with an attitude. Telemarket people for the fun of it even though I'm not really selling a product. Fuck you. [ July 14, 2005, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-14-2005, 04:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Let me go change my vote for my most beloved..................
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-14-2005, 05:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	"Bring cheap beer to your house and drink your good stuff instead." not true. you drank johns pabsts
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-14-2005, 05:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I also drank his Johnny Walker, and his shots of Patron, and I didn't pay for anything I don't think. I also put my hands over your eyes while we were on the freeway, called you fat like 60 times, and lit like 10 cigarettes backwards. I'm still not smoking by the way, so I'm pretty sure I'm in the clear now. It's been over two months.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-14-2005, 05:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	You are a stand up guy wayne.......
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-14-2005, 04:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	I will...... Ride your ass even when you are speeding. Park in a handicap spot and watch the crippled walk the 20 extra feet. Drink your milk from the carton and backwash purposely. Come to your house and eat your ice cream out of the carton, with my fingers. Bring no beer to your house but drink all of yours. Leave your toilet seat down and piss all over it. Wipe my ass and stick the toilet paper in the trash can. Have sex in your bed, jit on your sheets and leave the rubber under your pillow. Bang your sister, video tape it and put it on the internet. Use your razor to shave my balls. Let my dog shit on you lawn. Pick my nose and wipe the boogies on your couch. Use your toothbrush to clean my boots.

07-14-2005, 05:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	There comes a point during my alcohol consumption that I become HILARIOUS to everyone around me, except the person I'm harrassing. I'm the most entertaining thing on earth to everyone else though.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-14-2005, 06:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I'm going to have to take your word for it, I have yet to get drunk with you......=(
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-14-2005, 06:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This rule is especially true in Vegas, so watch out. Bloody and DKC can both attest to my ridiculous antics while under the influence.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-14-2005, 06:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	And when are you JJ.net fucks cumming here anyway?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-14-2005, 06:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i particularly enjoyed you getting kicked over by your brother.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-14-2005, 07:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I have no problem harrassing myself or having others harass me, in the event I'm too drunk to do it myself. Which happened to be the case on that night.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-14-2005, 07:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Nice [img]smile.gif[/img] -Ugly Bastard

07-18-2005, 09:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i can also attest to at least half of those claims although i only hung w/ wayne for like one night. lets plan a vegas trip for the next UFC.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-19-2005, 01:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Yes, lets.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.