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03-08-2002, 12:55 AM

Please realize that this is serious business. I know of at least three ordained folk on this board, myself being one of them. We have connections, making this confessional thread almost as serious as a real confessional booth. In fact, it might as well be the real thing. No one knows who you are, so just whip them out and shout... Good luck in not going to hell.

silverteioh · 03-08-2002, 06:22 PM

I was also ordained two years ago this spring. That makes four of us. I have the certificate as proof.

03-08-2002, 06:23 PM

I don't have the certificate b/c they started charging for the proof before I could get official, but it's all true according to the universal church of life...

03-08-2002, 07:08 PM

I am ordained

does that mean i can't go to hell

StDx · 03-09-2002, 01:02 AM

I was ordained in the Universal Life Church in 1997, later I was blessed with the title of "Saint". In 1999, I became a minister for the World Christianship Ministries. Am I the only person dually ordained?

GonjaKing · 03-09-2002, 06:43 PM

I'm ordained also, ordained to have butt sex w/ johnny richters mom.

fuck off

gonaja King has spoken

03-10-2002, 03:07 AM

haha
ganja king, we all know the only think you are king of is smoking cock.

[This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited March 10, 2002).]

GonjaKing · 03-10-2002, 04:21 AM

haha oh boy, johnny richter, u amuse me so...

Two words... Clit Commander.

p.s. to make it easier on u johnny, the clit is the vagina, pussy, box, cunt and a few other choice words. take your pick. Commander is leader, controller of, boss, head honcho, big cheese and other great words. So basically what i am saying is i rule the fucking pussy. i fuck it, i lick it and i bang the fuck out of it. so while your still trying to figure out how to get your fist out of your ass i'm fucking bitches. So go grow a dick and then come talk shit till then go find some meaning to your life
Faggots burn in hell.

Succumb to the GonjaKing

03-12-2002, 12:30 PM

hahha DickSmokingKing

I find it kinda funny how you told me to get my own shit in a previous post, but yet, you don't even have your own shit.

Everyone that has seen "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" knows that you being the "Clit Commander" is a complete ripoff of that movie. So please, drop the act, it's lame as shit you dumbass mother fucker.

And anyways, you're not fooling anyone by talkin all that shit about you being the clit commander, and that you are fucking bitches, shit, no one is buying your bullshit.

I think a more appropriate nickname for you would be Fudge Commander...I think you know why that would suit you best.

Tell your momther that I said thanks for the quick blowjob the other day.

$JohnnyRichteR$

Cockstarr · 03-12-2002, 04:22 PM

Ganja, perhaps you should look up the meaning of the word 'clit'... The Cockstarr realizes that you have probably never seen a real live vagina, or if you have you obviously don't know how to command it without proper knowledge of what the clitoris is or how to manipulate it. The Cockstarr offers the following advice... before bashing, do your homework and know what you're talking about so as to not look more like the dumb bastard you are.

Ugly Bastard · 03-13-2002, 04:01 PM

i jacked off to an arobic video yesterday, admit it, we've all done it.

silverteioh · 03-15-2002, 12:54 AM

Actually, I haven't. I have never even seen an aerobic video in my life. I am so goddamned deprived. Anyone feel like donating one to the save the stupid bastard fund, c/o silverteioh?

[This message has been edited by silverteioh (edited March 14, 2002).]

03-22-2002, 12:57 PM

Instead of donating an aerobic video to you, I will donate a bullet to your skull. I feel that it will be a much more worthwhile action for you, me, and the world in general.

03-22-2002, 09:32 PM

he'd probably like a dick in the ass more though

but i agree that a bullet to the head would do more good.

03-08-2002, 12:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Please realize that this is serious business. I know of at least three ordained folk on this board, myself being one of them. We have connections, making this confessional thread almost as serious as a real confessional booth. In fact, it might as well be the real thing. No one knows who you are, so just whip them out and shout... Good luck in not going to hell.
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03-08-2002, 06:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I don't have the certificate b/c they started charging for the proof before I could get official, but it's all true according to the universal church of life...
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03-08-2002, 07:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I am ordained does that mean i can't go to hell
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03-10-2002, 03:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	haha ganja king, we all know the only think you are king of is smoking cock. [This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited March 10, 2002).]
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03-12-2002, 12:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	hahha DickSmokingKing I find it kinda funny how you told me to get my own shit in a previous post, but yet, you don't even have your own shit. Everyone that has seen "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" knows that you being the "Clit Commander" is a complete ripoff of that movie. So please, drop the act, it's lame as shit you dumbass mother fucker. And anyways, you're not fooling anyone by talkin all that shit about you being the clit commander, and that you are fucking bitches, shit, no one is buying your bullshit. I think a more appropriate nickname for you would be Fudge Commander...I think you know why that would suit you best. Tell your momther that I said thanks for the quick blowjob the other day. $JohnnyRichteR$
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a

03-08-2002, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
silverteioh Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: fuckin\' Purdue.... Posts: 50 Internets: 10	I was also ordained two years ago this spring. That makes four of us. I have the certificate as proof.

03-09-2002, 01:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I was ordained in the Universal Life Church in 1997, later I was blessed with the title of "Saint". In 1999, I became a minister for the World Christianship Ministries. Am I the only person dually ordained?

03-09-2002, 06:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
GonjaKing Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14 Internets: 10	I'm ordained also, ordained to have butt sex w/ johnny richters mom. fuck off gonaja King has spoken

03-10-2002, 04:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
GonjaKing Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14 Internets: 10	haha oh boy, johnny richter, u amuse me so... Two words... Clit Commander. p.s. to make it easier on u johnny, the clit is the vagina, pussy, box, cunt and a few other choice words. take your pick. Commander is leader, controller of, boss, head honcho, big cheese and other great words. So basically what i am saying is i rule the fucking pussy. i fuck it, i lick it and i bang the fuck out of it. so while your still trying to figure out how to get your fist out of your ass i'm fucking bitches. So go grow a dick and then come talk shit till then go find some meaning to your life Faggots burn in hell. Succumb to the GonjaKing

03-12-2002, 04:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cockstarr Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Cockstarr is omnipresent Posts: 49 Internets: 10	Ganja, perhaps you should look up the meaning of the word 'clit'... The Cockstarr realizes that you have probably never seen a real live vagina, or if you have you obviously don't know how to command it without proper knowledge of what the clitoris is or how to manipulate it. The Cockstarr offers the following advice... before bashing, do your homework and know what you're talking about so as to not look more like the dumb bastard you are.

03-13-2002, 04:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	i jacked off to an arobic video yesterday, admit it, we've all done it.

03-15-2002, 12:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
silverteioh Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: fuckin\' Purdue.... Posts: 50 Internets: 10	Actually, I haven't. I have never even seen an aerobic video in my life. I am so goddamned deprived. Anyone feel like donating one to the save the stupid bastard fund, c/o silverteioh? [This message has been edited by silverteioh (edited March 14, 2002).]

03-22-2002, 12:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Dild Assassin Guest Posts: n/a	Instead of donating an aerobic video to you, I will donate a bullet to your skull. I feel that it will be a much more worthwhile action for you, me, and the world in general.
The Dild Assassin Guest Posts: n/a

03-22-2002, 09:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	he'd probably like a dick in the ass more though but i agree that a bullet to the head would do more good.
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