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Mighty Python · 02-16-2003, 03:24 AM

While this is definitly a confession on my part, I firmly believe it's an opportunity for everyone to enjoy:

First off, I apologize to Pliedes, b/c when I was talking on my cell today and rolled a stopsign, he just happened to be rolling the same one--right in my path! With him apparently also talking on his cell, we came near a collision! However, not realizing who it was momentarily, I instinctively swore him up and down only to immediately regret it--sorry buddy!

Anyways, this incident, if it may be called that b/c of it's minor importance, opened my eyes to a good new thread...Go ahead and PLEASE confess to some *dangerous *hilarious *absolutely stupid things you have done behind the wheel or otherwise assisted in! I realize that not everyone is sober in ALL cases, so that may be an assumed factor in the more ridiculous things--anyways please go ahead and confess to the most memorable moments you or "somebody you know" has had in this important area of teenage life!

>>>Mi-Py<<<

[This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 17, 2003).]

Rufus · 02-16-2003, 04:00 AM

I live in mentone wich is about a 20 minute drive to warsaw. Even though i live in mentone i spend most of my time in warsaw and during the weekends i dont head home till have 12:00 and that is usually when i drop my girlfriend off at home so it is about a half hour drive to my house from hers. and if it is a saturday i work in the morning till the afternoon then i spend more time with my friends till about midnight so im usually pretty tired by the end of this and plus it is a really boring drive to mentone. So I get really tired about right after i pass devil's backbone because it is pretty much a straight road and fields so everytime i make this trip i fall asleep like 5 times at the wheel..Ive gotten pretty used to it. I can practically drive in my sleep. But sometimes i fall asleep just before a curve and it might be pretty slick so i lose control for a little bit when i jerk awake sometimes i might do a dohnut. Ive ended up in fields before but it doesnt really matter because i drive a truck. I haven't had a wreck yet which makes me pretty happy.

02-16-2003, 04:20 AM

This one kid I know was playing a game called "racecar" through a very small, windy neighborhood. He was going about 60 or so when he slowed to about 40 for a very sharp turn. As he made the turn very loosely, he saw a police officer on the other side and nearly hit him. What a dumbass.

Niger Angelus · 02-16-2003, 04:22 AM

Shit man, you crazy country folk scare me.

Ugly Bastard · 02-16-2003, 02:56 PM

I once ran into a post office and knocked it down.

Does that count for anything?

-Ugly Bastard

Mighty Python · 02-16-2003, 03:34 PM

Only if you massacred some people in your maddened rampage, UB! We'll still count it for ya though...

Hmmm I've been in a drag race before, but that was not NEARLY as scary as my sophomore year, when I pretty much nearly saw a pair of deaths. Trout Sniffer was in the car with someone driving a Lexus, who was try to race a Mustang. I just happened to be in the stang, we were in the lead and as we zoomed around a country-road corner about 6o mph, the guy Trout was with(the Lexus)attempted to pass us on the OUTSIDE of the already tight turn! Going roughly Ludicrous Speed, the Lexus flew off the road, crashed through a fence and spinning around in 360's, still going at least Ridiculous Speed. As I watched this happen, I was sure the Lexus would flip and start barrelrolling, but lucky for the Nubblites it didn't and Trout (and the driver) were spared! Lexus-shit was everywhere(including a rearview mirror--a nice keepsake) and some hillbilly farmer came over to see what the hell was going on...AND THEN Trout went into a Midget-Rampage and killed the bastard with his bare hands b/c he was so traumatized by the accident! Now that was fucking messy as hell...

>>>Mi-Py<<<

[This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 17, 2003).]

Niger Angelus · 02-17-2003, 01:07 AM

Did anyone happen to catch this on digital video?

Mighty Python · 02-17-2003, 02:44 AM

Nah man, the racing evolved as a sort of a hold-on-to-your-fucking-seat all the sudden ordeal...My mind is pretty much video though cuz I remember thinking how they're pretty much going to die as they were spinning around ready to flip. That would be one HELL of a clip to see though!

>>>Mi-Py<<<

[This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 17, 2003).]

Trout Sniffer · 02-17-2003, 03:12 AM

Yes, I can confirm Might Python's post. I was in the car that nearly flipped multiple times. When I got out, it was so freaky that I was not positive that it was real life. It was the closest I have ever come to death. Funny thing is, the driver had only had his license for about 4 days and wasn't even allowed to have me in the car, so we had to keep it a secret that I was in the car. Funny shit.

Niger Angelus · 02-17-2003, 06:08 PM

Man the only time I was in an accident it was on the way to school and I went over a little hill and three people were just stopped for no reason and I hit Dirck in her Bronco, and then one of the Burrnets took me to school.

bert · 02-18-2003, 05:40 AM

i have only been in one accident and that totalled my car... oh what a great car it was. it was a 82 saab 900 turbo, never really understood the 900 turbo part but it damn sure sounded good to me. but anyways it all came to an end one morning before i was heading to school. i went to pick up a friend that lived down the road from me at the time and also still had to go back home and pick up my brother cuase he lost his lisence so i had to haul his ass around, so after i picked up waldschmidt i went back home and picked my brother up and this is when it went all downhill. as i began down the road i came to the first intersection and all the sudden i see a mini van out of my left eye blow throw the stop sign. this was no ordinary minivan it was a lowrider minivan with 13in rims and they were stcking out bout a foot on each side. so as i get out of my car and confront the dumbass that ran the stop sign the first thing he says to me is "you didnt mess up my rims did you" i shit you not the damn mexifuck was more worried bout his damn rims then whether or not anyone else was alright. after i asked him why he ran the stop sign he was like "shut the fuck up i didnt not run the stop sign" after he said this i didnt not talk to him until the police got there and when the cop showed up he asked what happen and i told him that he ran the stop sign and this is where he continued to say "shut the fuck up".
but in the end it was his fault and i didnt get shit out of it cuase the car was so old and not worth much.. but it did nothing to his van but put a little dent in the side. oh and also this dumbass was on his way to court so that was why he ran the damn stop sign.

02-18-2003, 10:50 AM

Wow, I think I may have started a grease fire in such a situation...

02-18-2003, 01:10 PM

Wow....yet another reason to hate mexicans.

Mighty Python · 02-18-2003, 08:02 PM

Yes a good reason indeed, not even mentioning the fact how they drive down the price of labor by swelling the workforce. But as for this thread boys, I was looking particularly for the "not normal" stories, in addition to the occasion wreck we teens are so prone to. For instance, I have heard some funny as hell things about 50 cent's past experiences he has been involved in...please keep in mind that one must not necessarily be the driver in an amusing "incident" in order to post away for this thread. I must admit that I myself have pushed a car down U.S. 30, approximately 50 yards from a gas station whence the car ran out of gas. Even more, a cop was at the gas station and watched us push it towards the station. When we got near the entrance the car veered out of control into the middle of the road, since a biach was trying to steer w/o power steering in our car. (By the way this was of course Me Gustan Nalgas' fault, who had run the car to its death) The cop puts his lights on, stops traffic, and when we push the car off the side of road to get it out of traffic's way, he fucking leaves! So there we were, out of gas and 10 yards from a Shell station, and fucked!...

[This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 18, 2003).]

St. Anky · 02-18-2003, 08:04 PM

This should probably go under Rants but I find it funny to post a complaint from a mexican right after 50 Cent's last post.

So you all know that road coming right off of US 30 that intersects Wooster Road and ends on Pierceton Rd. right? (the road that Lakeland Christian is on) Ok, so I'm turning off of 30 driving relatively south down this road heading towards Pierceton Road. I'm jamming to my own goddamn music when I notice that I'm catching up to this new silverado very rapidly. At first I wonder whether I'm going the speed limit or not, when I realize that I'm actually going a little under at 43 mph (the speed limit is 45). By the way, this is right after the 4-way stop on Wooster. So I'm thinking, what the fuck? The speed limit is 45 and this marose motherfucker is going barely 35. By this time I'm cussing the motherfucker out under my breath while keeping a distance as to not scare the old white bastard.

So finally we reach Pierceton road, by now I'm fucking livid knowning the son of a bitch is about to turn right and doesnt even use his turn signal. I follow right behind him just to see the dumbfuck of a papsmear go 47 mph in a 35! Jesus Christ I could have ran him off the road, fucked his dead mother, then killed his dog. But I didnt, so its all good.

The moral of the story... I dont really know but I was pissed and thought I'd share it.

Trout Sniffer · 02-18-2003, 10:26 PM

St. Anky, that post rivaled some of the goatfucker's posts in worthlessness. Although mayb not as stupid, it was more of a waste of time than all of goatfucker's posts. There was really no point to you sharing that will all of us, seeing how that happens to all of us all the time.

Mighty Python · 02-18-2003, 10:40 PM

Anky, despite the fact that some of your mexican kin may be stealing jobs from my hillbilly cousins, I nonetheless support your so-called "worthless" post as a typical example of acute daily road rage--Trout, go ram your ass into a tree at 100 mph or something and then post and fill us all in about your titillating tale! Wear a helmet though please.

Trout Sniffer · 02-18-2003, 10:41 PM

That was a pointless post. That shit happens to us every fucking day! I get behind crazy asses that go like 20 under, then 10 seconds later they're going 20 over. We want to hear cool shit like when you got stuck trying to drive onto the lake or when I almost died.

Me Gustan Nalgas · 02-19-2003, 01:05 AM

ok... just to elaborate a bit more on what trout just alluded to... this weekend i was hanging out with some of my fellow nubblies.com members when all of a sudden one of them(no names, we'll call him "big snake") decides that his '95 buick regal has the power to drive on the lake because a hillbilly accuaintance of ours did the same thing in his incredibly massive truck (you all know the truck i'm talking about: that loud ass motherfucker that dalton drives). so anyway, we head down to the landing ramp near stonecamp and start to head down the thing when all of a sudden we hear a sound not unlike the sound you hear when you're walking through the snow and it's so cold that the snow gets hard on top. at about this time i'm thinking to myself "what the fuck???", but i passed it off as nothing. just then i realized that we hadn't moved in about three seconds. we got out just to realize that the entire front half of his car was stuck in about one foot thick of snow... we didn't even make it onto the lake and already our adventure had taken a turn for the worse. pushing and rocking did nothing but to serve as an avenue for all of us to just get really fucking wet and cold. so after a while the big snake and trout sniffer decide that they needed to walk all the way accross the lake and get trout's dads truck and pull us out somehow. meanwhile i, along with some others are instructed to wait until they get back. after a while they both returned and we hooked a rope of about 2 inches in diameter (this is no joke!) to the chasse (sp?) of the regal and trout's dad's truck successfully pulled the floundering buick out of the heap of trouble its moronic driver had gotten it into.

moral: never overestimate the power of your piece-of-shit lest you become stuck for nearly two hours.

Trout Sniffer · 02-19-2003, 01:14 AM

This was quite an adventure I must say, and although it may sound like a shitty night, I think it made for a fairly good night, and very memorable. Although my dad's truck is worth less than $1,000 and is only 2 wheel drive, it pulled the Regal out like it was nothing. Great night though. Then later we almost beat the shit out of some guys that were being really gay, but that's beside the point.

02-19-2003, 12:39 PM

If only your dad's truck could have prevailed when I was stuck Trout, what a world of trouble that would have saved me. Although, it did take a tractor to get me out, so I guess that's really not saying anything.

Anyways, the story behind this was that I and some friends decided to go off-roading one evening in my old SUV. There happened to be, in this field, huge "ruts" from when the tractor, when plowing the field, had gotten somewhat stuck. I mean these things were huge. Anyways, me, being the dumbass that I am, did not see them, and once I did it was too late, I ramped right up on them. I was so stuck it wasn't even funny. It wasn't that my wheels were stuck, it was that the dirt had gotten underneat my truck and my wheels weren't even touching the ground. Man did that suck. Especially the next morning when I had to go out there with my dad and have the asshole farmer pull me out with his tractor. Man he was such a prick.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited February 19, 2003).]

Trout Sniffer · 02-19-2003, 01:52 PM

Yeah, I'm not sure any kind of truck could have pulled you out of that one. For one, it was super muddy and for another, your tires weren't even hardly touching the dirt.

02-19-2003, 07:17 PM

I would have brought my car over to pull you out had you given me a call. It could have done it, no sweat.

Mighty Python · 02-19-2003, 08:36 PM

Yeah, or the regal could have done it...man Me Gustan Nalgas was just playing, it really is a fucking beast I swear!...

Yea but as Trout said, the misfortune of my car being stuck--it really didn't make for a bad night--well at least for Me Gustan Nalgas it didn't! Since while Trout and I trudged across Winona Lake to get the truck, he just sat in my car w/ it on, and did stuff with his g/f...like hold hands...not to mention the fact that it was all his idea.

Me Gustan Nalgas · 02-20-2003, 02:59 PM

bullshit you fuckin ass monger! i never made any mention to the night being deprived from because your ass got stuck in the snow. though this may have been partially my idea,i seem to recall that you weren't in any way opposed to it plus the fact that it was your car with you driving when this little mishap happened. i'm sorry you can't think for yourself you little cumguzzler!

02-16-2003, 04:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	This one kid I know was playing a game called "racecar" through a very small, windy neighborhood. He was going about 60 or so when he slowed to about 40 for a very sharp turn. As he made the turn very loosely, he saw a police officer on the other side and nearly hit him. What a dumbass.
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02-18-2003, 10:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Wow, I think I may have started a grease fire in such a situation...
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02-18-2003, 01:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Wow....yet another reason to hate mexicans.
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02-19-2003, 12:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	If only your dad's truck could have prevailed when I was stuck Trout, what a world of trouble that would have saved me. Although, it did take a tractor to get me out, so I guess that's really not saying anything. Anyways, the story behind this was that I and some friends decided to go off-roading one evening in my old SUV. There happened to be, in this field, huge "ruts" from when the tractor, when plowing the field, had gotten somewhat stuck. I mean these things were huge. Anyways, me, being the dumbass that I am, did not see them, and once I did it was too late, I ramped right up on them. I was so stuck it wasn't even funny. It wasn't that my wheels were stuck, it was that the dirt had gotten underneat my truck and my wheels weren't even touching the ground. Man did that suck. Especially the next morning when I had to go out there with my dad and have the asshole farmer pull me out with his tractor. Man he was such a prick. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited February 19, 2003).]
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02-19-2003, 07:17 PM	#23 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I would have brought my car over to pull you out had you given me a call. It could have done it, no sweat.
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02-16-2003, 03:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	While this is definitly a confession on my part, I firmly believe it's an opportunity for everyone to enjoy: First off, I apologize to Pliedes, b/c when I was talking on my cell today and rolled a stopsign, he just happened to be rolling the same one--right in my path! With him apparently also talking on his cell, we came near a collision! However, not realizing who it was momentarily, I instinctively swore him up and down only to immediately regret it--sorry buddy! Anyways, this incident, if it may be called that b/c of it's minor importance, opened my eyes to a good new thread...Go ahead and PLEASE confess to some dangerous hilarious *absolutely stupid things you have done behind the wheel or otherwise assisted in! I realize that not everyone is sober in ALL cases, so that may be an assumed factor in the more ridiculous things--anyways please go ahead and confess to the most memorable moments you or "somebody you know" has had in this important area of teenage life! >>>Mi-Py<<< [This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 17, 2003).]

02-16-2003, 04:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Rufus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw,in,usa Posts: 115 Internets: 10	I live in mentone wich is about a 20 minute drive to warsaw. Even though i live in mentone i spend most of my time in warsaw and during the weekends i dont head home till have 12:00 and that is usually when i drop my girlfriend off at home so it is about a half hour drive to my house from hers. and if it is a saturday i work in the morning till the afternoon then i spend more time with my friends till about midnight so im usually pretty tired by the end of this and plus it is a really boring drive to mentone. So I get really tired about right after i pass devil's backbone because it is pretty much a straight road and fields so everytime i make this trip i fall asleep like 5 times at the wheel..Ive gotten pretty used to it. I can practically drive in my sleep. But sometimes i fall asleep just before a curve and it might be pretty slick so i lose control for a little bit when i jerk awake sometimes i might do a dohnut. Ive ended up in fields before but it doesnt really matter because i drive a truck. I haven't had a wreck yet which makes me pretty happy.

02-16-2003, 04:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Shit man, you crazy country folk scare me.

02-16-2003, 02:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I once ran into a post office and knocked it down. Does that count for anything? -Ugly Bastard

02-16-2003, 03:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Only if you massacred some people in your maddened rampage, UB! We'll still count it for ya though... Hmmm I've been in a drag race before, but that was not NEARLY as scary as my sophomore year, when I pretty much nearly saw a pair of deaths. Trout Sniffer was in the car with someone driving a Lexus, who was try to race a Mustang. I just happened to be in the stang, we were in the lead and as we zoomed around a country-road corner about 6o mph, the guy Trout was with(the Lexus)attempted to pass us on the OUTSIDE of the already tight turn! Going roughly Ludicrous Speed, the Lexus flew off the road, crashed through a fence and spinning around in 360's, still going at least Ridiculous Speed. As I watched this happen, I was sure the Lexus would flip and start barrelrolling, but lucky for the Nubblites it didn't and Trout (and the driver) were spared! Lexus-shit was everywhere(including a rearview mirror--a nice keepsake) and some hillbilly farmer came over to see what the hell was going on...AND THEN Trout went into a Midget-Rampage and killed the bastard with his bare hands b/c he was so traumatized by the accident! Now that was fucking messy as hell... >>>Mi-Py<<< [This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 17, 2003).]

02-17-2003, 01:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Did anyone happen to catch this on digital video?

02-17-2003, 02:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Nah man, the racing evolved as a sort of a hold-on-to-your-fucking-seat all the sudden ordeal...My mind is pretty much video though cuz I remember thinking how they're pretty much going to die as they were spinning around ready to flip. That would be one HELL of a clip to see though! >>>Mi-Py<<< [This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 17, 2003).]

02-17-2003, 03:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Yes, I can confirm Might Python's post. I was in the car that nearly flipped multiple times. When I got out, it was so freaky that I was not positive that it was real life. It was the closest I have ever come to death. Funny thing is, the driver had only had his license for about 4 days and wasn't even allowed to have me in the car, so we had to keep it a secret that I was in the car. Funny shit.

02-17-2003, 06:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Man the only time I was in an accident it was on the way to school and I went over a little hill and three people were just stopped for no reason and I hit Dirck in her Bronco, and then one of the Burrnets took me to school.

02-18-2003, 05:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	i have only been in one accident and that totalled my car... oh what a great car it was. it was a 82 saab 900 turbo, never really understood the 900 turbo part but it damn sure sounded good to me. but anyways it all came to an end one morning before i was heading to school. i went to pick up a friend that lived down the road from me at the time and also still had to go back home and pick up my brother cuase he lost his lisence so i had to haul his ass around, so after i picked up waldschmidt i went back home and picked my brother up and this is when it went all downhill. as i began down the road i came to the first intersection and all the sudden i see a mini van out of my left eye blow throw the stop sign. this was no ordinary minivan it was a lowrider minivan with 13in rims and they were stcking out bout a foot on each side. so as i get out of my car and confront the dumbass that ran the stop sign the first thing he says to me is "you didnt mess up my rims did you" i shit you not the damn mexifuck was more worried bout his damn rims then whether or not anyone else was alright. after i asked him why he ran the stop sign he was like "shut the fuck up i didnt not run the stop sign" after he said this i didnt not talk to him until the police got there and when the cop showed up he asked what happen and i told him that he ran the stop sign and this is where he continued to say "shut the fuck up". but in the end it was his fault and i didnt get shit out of it cuase the car was so old and not worth much.. but it did nothing to his van but put a little dent in the side. oh and also this dumbass was on his way to court so that was why he ran the damn stop sign.

02-18-2003, 08:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Yes a good reason indeed, not even mentioning the fact how they drive down the price of labor by swelling the workforce. But as for this thread boys, I was looking particularly for the "not normal" stories, in addition to the occasion wreck we teens are so prone to. For instance, I have heard some funny as hell things about 50 cent's past experiences he has been involved in...please keep in mind that one must not necessarily be the driver in an amusing "incident" in order to post away for this thread. I must admit that I myself have pushed a car down U.S. 30, approximately 50 yards from a gas station whence the car ran out of gas. Even more, a cop was at the gas station and watched us push it towards the station. When we got near the entrance the car veered out of control into the middle of the road, since a biach was trying to steer w/o power steering in our car. (By the way this was of course Me Gustan Nalgas' fault, who had run the car to its death) The cop puts his lights on, stops traffic, and when we push the car off the side of road to get it out of traffic's way, he fucking leaves! So there we were, out of gas and 10 yards from a Shell station, and fucked!... [This message has been edited by Mighty Python (edited February 18, 2003).]

02-18-2003, 08:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	This should probably go under Rants but I find it funny to post a complaint from a mexican right after 50 Cent's last post. So you all know that road coming right off of US 30 that intersects Wooster Road and ends on Pierceton Rd. right? (the road that Lakeland Christian is on) Ok, so I'm turning off of 30 driving relatively south down this road heading towards Pierceton Road. I'm jamming to my own goddamn music when I notice that I'm catching up to this new silverado very rapidly. At first I wonder whether I'm going the speed limit or not, when I realize that I'm actually going a little under at 43 mph (the speed limit is 45). By the way, this is right after the 4-way stop on Wooster. So I'm thinking, what the fuck? The speed limit is 45 and this marose motherfucker is going barely 35. By this time I'm cussing the motherfucker out under my breath while keeping a distance as to not scare the old white bastard. So finally we reach Pierceton road, by now I'm fucking livid knowning the son of a bitch is about to turn right and doesnt even use his turn signal. I follow right behind him just to see the dumbfuck of a papsmear go 47 mph in a 35! Jesus Christ I could have ran him off the road, fucked his dead mother, then killed his dog. But I didnt, so its all good. The moral of the story... I dont really know but I was pissed and thought I'd share it.

02-18-2003, 10:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	St. Anky, that post rivaled some of the goatfucker's posts in worthlessness. Although mayb not as stupid, it was more of a waste of time than all of goatfucker's posts. There was really no point to you sharing that will all of us, seeing how that happens to all of us all the time.

02-18-2003, 10:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Anky, despite the fact that some of your mexican kin may be stealing jobs from my hillbilly cousins, I nonetheless support your so-called "worthless" post as a typical example of acute daily road rage--Trout, go ram your ass into a tree at 100 mph or something and then post and fill us all in about your titillating tale! Wear a helmet though please.

02-18-2003, 10:41 PM	#18 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	That was a pointless post. That shit happens to us every fucking day! I get behind crazy asses that go like 20 under, then 10 seconds later they're going 20 over. We want to hear cool shit like when you got stuck trying to drive onto the lake or when I almost died.

02-19-2003, 01:05 AM	#19 (permalink)
Me Gustan Nalgas Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw is where i\'m from, annapois is where i am Posts: 136 Internets: 29	ok... just to elaborate a bit more on what trout just alluded to... this weekend i was hanging out with some of my fellow nubblies.com members when all of a sudden one of them(no names, we'll call him "big snake") decides that his '95 buick regal has the power to drive on the lake because a hillbilly accuaintance of ours did the same thing in his incredibly massive truck (you all know the truck i'm talking about: that loud ass motherfucker that dalton drives). so anyway, we head down to the landing ramp near stonecamp and start to head down the thing when all of a sudden we hear a sound not unlike the sound you hear when you're walking through the snow and it's so cold that the snow gets hard on top. at about this time i'm thinking to myself "what the fuck???", but i passed it off as nothing. just then i realized that we hadn't moved in about three seconds. we got out just to realize that the entire front half of his car was stuck in about one foot thick of snow... we didn't even make it onto the lake and already our adventure had taken a turn for the worse. pushing and rocking did nothing but to serve as an avenue for all of us to just get really fucking wet and cold. so after a while the big snake and trout sniffer decide that they needed to walk all the way accross the lake and get trout's dads truck and pull us out somehow. meanwhile i, along with some others are instructed to wait until they get back. after a while they both returned and we hooked a rope of about 2 inches in diameter (this is no joke!) to the chasse (sp?) of the regal and trout's dad's truck successfully pulled the floundering buick out of the heap of trouble its moronic driver had gotten it into. moral: never overestimate the power of your piece-of-shit lest you become stuck for nearly two hours.

02-19-2003, 01:14 AM	#20 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	This was quite an adventure I must say, and although it may sound like a shitty night, I think it made for a fairly good night, and very memorable. Although my dad's truck is worth less than $1,000 and is only 2 wheel drive, it pulled the Regal out like it was nothing. Great night though. Then later we almost beat the shit out of some guys that were being really gay, but that's beside the point.

02-19-2003, 01:52 PM	#22 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Yeah, I'm not sure any kind of truck could have pulled you out of that one. For one, it was super muddy and for another, your tires weren't even hardly touching the dirt.

02-19-2003, 08:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Yeah, or the regal could have done it...man Me Gustan Nalgas was just playing, it really is a fucking beast I swear!... Yea but as Trout said, the misfortune of my car being stuck--it really didn't make for a bad night--well at least for Me Gustan Nalgas it didn't! Since while Trout and I trudged across Winona Lake to get the truck, he just sat in my car w/ it on, and did stuff with his g/f...like hold hands...not to mention the fact that it was all his idea.

02-20-2003, 02:59 PM	#25 (permalink)
Me Gustan Nalgas Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw is where i\'m from, annapois is where i am Posts: 136 Internets: 29	bullshit you fuckin ass monger! i never made any mention to the night being deprived from because your ass got stuck in the snow. though this may have been partially my idea,i seem to recall that you weren't in any way opposed to it plus the fact that it was your car with you driving when this little mishap happened. i'm sorry you can't think for yourself you little cumguzzler!