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SinisterKid · 05-04-2011, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SinisterKid

My last WPPOTD may have been remedied...

My brother gchatted me this morning informing me that the promotion code SHEP100, when entered at checkout, resulted in a completely free order from Vineyard Vines. I'm not sure if any nubblites buy clothes from there, and I'm sure the fact that I do will result in harassment from you all, however, the shit ain't cheap, so I thought I'd give it a try despite doubting it would work. I just got back from work for the day and threw about $500 worth of overpriced preppy clothes in the cart, entered the promotion code, and it worked. The order placed, free of charge, despite having to enter payment information.

I simply do not understand how or why a company would offer a promotion like this, and the only reasonable explanation I can up come w/ is that a disgruntled employee created the promotion and distributed it to friends. I'm telling you it works, but I half expect to be contacted asking for reimbursement.

Oh I posted in this thread because I feel guilty.

My attempt at scamming VV was foiled. I logged in to check my order and my cart was re-filled w/ the stuff I had previously ordered. So I paid for it legitimately. In the end, the free promotion worked out better for VV because I didn't wake up this morning with any ambition to spend $500 on clothes, but ended up spending $500 on clothes.

Fruitacious B · 05-05-2011, 03:04 AM

God dammit, I had a cart prepped and ready for glory.

I was really looking forward to my FREE high-end, preppy as balls, work clothes.

I am now without my eager anticipation or nice clothes. Damn You. -1

SinisterKid · 05-05-2011, 04:33 AM

Yea man I was too. My brother's order placed entirely free, and he received a confirmation email so I guess his went through. Apparently word spread too fast; they must have shit their pants when they realized people were placing free orders.

Ironic Mustache · 05-05-2011, 11:28 PM

Shit shit shit I got drunk instead of doing my homework and more importantly didn't figure out the classes I need to take next semester. If my lack of typos is confusing, it's because I've now wasted ten minutes trying to make sure I didn't have any. Stupid battle of Pueblo... Can't post anym.... ehahggghhh...............

SinisterKid · 05-11-2011, 04:56 AM

I paid for and downloaded a Black Eyed Peas song on iTunes today.

-Imma be a bank, I'll be loanin' out semen.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-11-2011, 03:05 PM

A girl I dated in HS, that turned into a mega-bitch, posted on one of my friend's walls on facebook. I checked out her profile, she got super fat, married white trash version of Sloth from the Goonies, and has two fucked up looking kids (not sure if they are downies or just really fucking ugly).

I laughed when I saw this and thought, "that's what you get for being a bitch."

vaga1220 * · 05-25-2011, 03:02 PM

I don't think I'd ever eat my arm. I'm feeling at it and there's a lot of ligaments and it seems like it would be dry and gamey. If I were served my arm at a restaurant I would probably send it back.

thekremlin · 05-25-2011, 03:09 PM

I'd eat my ears if they were breaded and deep fried.

Mr. Blonde · 06-16-2011, 08:45 AM

SCotD:

For as long as I can remember, I have had daily random thoughts about hurting or killing strangers in public. Sometimes it is just neutral pondering, but other times it is in a firestorm of rage going on inside my head. This has become increasingly more common as I work with children who I frequently want to beat to death, and that is not an exaggeration.

Sometimes i'll be walking behind a random person, the worst is when it's somebody walking in the "walking lane" on an escalator in the subways, and it's rude to ask them to move (but sometimes I'll shove past them anyways) ...so I just think of all the different ways I could kill and maim them.

I frequently workout situations in my head, fight scenarios of people walking towards me. Something like

- If this guy swings at me right now with his right arm, I could totally duck under it and come up hard under his throat... etc. etc.

Usually it's only thoughts of severely hurting someone. Breaking their jaw, dislocating an arm, kicking a knee sideways, but sometimes they are murderous thoughts -- stabbings, defenestration, blunt trauma.

Turns out this is fairly common. Anybody else regularly experience these feelings?

If not...yeah...me either.

thekremlin · 06-16-2011, 08:57 AM

Only at work.

Saint DH · 06-16-2011, 12:12 PM

I kill small animals to lessen these feelings.

Ugly Bastard · 06-16-2011, 02:00 PM

I don't ever really fantasize about physically harming other people. Any similar thoughts I have are more just verbally abusive in nature. Like basically fantasizing about saying really horrible things to some stranger. It's really quite terrible and bad for you. Seems related to what you're talking about.

Another SCotD: I am totally in love with the new Lady Gaga song:

YouTube - ‪Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (Audio)‬&rlm;

Orgazmo · 06-16-2011, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Another SCotD: I am totally in love with the new Lady Gaga song:

+1

DDTempest · 06-16-2011, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Another SCotD: I am totally in love with the new Lady Gaga song:

I was fairly excited until I listened to it ... Gaga's previous work has been among my guilty pleasures ... Born this Way has been a steaming pile of shit re-eaten and shat out again.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-16-2011, 05:56 PM

That song is horrible. I'm curious how any of even end up getting exposed to that music.

Ugly Bastard · 06-26-2011, 09:21 PM

This is the latest song I'm gay for.

YouTube - ‪Nicole Scherzinger - Right There ft. 50 Cent‬&rlm;

DDTempest · 07-14-2011, 08:12 AM

I like to eat bananas when I'm in the car so I can throw the peel on the road afterward like I'm playing RL mariokart

thekremlin · 07-14-2011, 08:21 AM

Interesting, that is the very same reason that I eat red turtles while driving.

Ugly Bastard · 07-14-2011, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by thekremlin

Interesting, that is the very same reason that I eat red turtles while driving.

Can't rep you, so quoting that to say I haven't laughed so hard at a post in a long while.

Cocktooth · 08-12-2011, 02:15 PM

My cock looks very girthy on video camera.

Mr. Blonde · 08-13-2011, 10:57 AM

I realized the same thing last night. Common ground,buddy.

vaga1220 * · 08-13-2011, 11:01 AM

Well the camera adds 10 pounds.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-13-2011, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I realized the same thing last night. Common ground,buddy.

Where did you get the video of cocktooth's cock?

Mr. Blonde · 08-13-2011, 12:28 PM

Mr. Blonde · 08-27-2011, 09:17 AM

SCotD:

If I ever have a long-term-partner, I can't see her not being a small, sexy Asian*. I will probably still hook up with other races, but I can't see myself settling down with them. I have developed a borderline obsession. That being said, if I were to ever have children, I'm wary of having that kind of mix. I'm sure the daughter would turn out fine, but i'm worried what my hypothetical sons would look like.

*Ideally, half-mexican, half-asian, with an australian-asian accent. Her father would likely be in the US military, her mother Asian, and she did university in Australia.

05-05-2011, 03:04 AM	#2027 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	God dammit, I had a cart prepped and ready for glory. I was really looking forward to my FREE high-end, preppy as balls, work clothes. I am now without my eager anticipation or nice clothes. Damn You. -1
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

05-05-2011, 11:28 PM	#2029 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Shit shit shit I got drunk instead of doing my homework and more importantly didn't figure out the classes I need to take next semester. If my lack of typos is confusing, it's because I've now wasted ten minutes trying to make sure I didn't have any. Stupid battle of Pueblo... Can't post anym.... ehahggghhh...............
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-25-2011, 03:02 PM	#2032 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I don't think I'd ever eat my arm. I'm feeling at it and there's a lot of ligaments and it seems like it would be dry and gamey. If I were served my arm at a restaurant I would probably send it back.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

06-16-2011, 05:56 PM	#2040 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	That song is horrible. I'm curious how any of even end up getting exposed to that music.
	#YOLO

08-12-2011, 02:15 PM	#2045 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	My cock looks very girthy on video camera.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

05-05-2011, 04:33 AM	#2028 (permalink)
SinisterKid Hide your nieces. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 293 Internets: 7656	Yea man I was too. My brother's order placed entirely free, and he received a confirmation email so I guess his went through. Apparently word spread too fast; they must have shit their pants when they realized people were placing free orders.

05-11-2011, 04:56 AM	#2030 (permalink)
SinisterKid Hide your nieces. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 293 Internets: 7656	I paid for and downloaded a Black Eyed Peas song on iTunes today. -Imma be a bank, I'll be loanin' out semen.

05-11-2011, 03:05 PM	#2031 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	A girl I dated in HS, that turned into a mega-bitch, posted on one of my friend's walls on facebook. I checked out her profile, she got super fat, married white trash version of Sloth from the Goonies, and has two fucked up looking kids (not sure if they are downies or just really fucking ugly). I laughed when I saw this and thought, "that's what you get for being a bitch."

05-25-2011, 03:09 PM	#2033 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I'd eat my ears if they were breaded and deep fried.

06-16-2011, 08:45 AM	#2034 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	SCotD: For as long as I can remember, I have had daily random thoughts about hurting or killing strangers in public. Sometimes it is just neutral pondering, but other times it is in a firestorm of rage going on inside my head. This has become increasingly more common as I work with children who I frequently want to beat to death, and that is not an exaggeration. Sometimes i'll be walking behind a random person, the worst is when it's somebody walking in the "walking lane" on an escalator in the subways, and it's rude to ask them to move (but sometimes I'll shove past them anyways) ...so I just think of all the different ways I could kill and maim them. I frequently workout situations in my head, fight scenarios of people walking towards me. Something like - If this guy swings at me right now with his right arm, I could totally duck under it and come up hard under his throat... etc. etc. Usually it's only thoughts of severely hurting someone. Breaking their jaw, dislocating an arm, kicking a knee sideways, but sometimes they are murderous thoughts -- stabbings, defenestration, blunt trauma. Turns out this is fairly common. Anybody else regularly experience these feelings? If not...yeah...me either.

06-16-2011, 08:57 AM	#2035 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Only at work.

06-16-2011, 12:12 PM	#2036 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I kill small animals to lessen these feelings.

07-14-2011, 08:21 AM	#2043 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Interesting, that is the very same reason that I eat red turtles while driving.

08-13-2011, 10:57 AM	#2046 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I realized the same thing last night. Common ground,buddy.

08-13-2011, 11:01 AM	#2047 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Well the camera adds 10 pounds.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

08-13-2011, 12:28 PM	#2049 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	PM

08-27-2011, 09:17 AM	#2050 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	SCotD: If I ever have a long-term-partner, I can't see her not being a small, sexy Asian. I will probably still hook up with other races, but I can't see myself settling down with them. I have developed a borderline obsession. That being said, if I were to ever have children, I'm wary of having that kind of mix. I'm sure the daughter would turn out fine, but i'm worried what my hypothetical sons would look like. Ideally, half-mexican, half-asian, with an australian-asian accent. Her father would likely be in the US military, her mother Asian, and she did university in Australia.
	Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 08-27-2011 at 09:52 AM.

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