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[Mr. Blonde]

Seriously, these are absolutely fucking hilarious. I'm going to post ones I think are funny, which is pretty much all of them. This is the most recent.


Child-Man in the Promised Land: Response

Recently myself and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com were mentioned in an article about the maturity of today’s twenty-something male culture. Since the article was written by a woman, not only was it petty, wish-washy, and wrong by a country mile; it was also focused entirely on marriage.

Marriage and a willingness to be married is not the definition of maturity. It’s actually the opposite. Unless screaming at the people you love because some pastries are two hours late is the benchmark of maturity. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, though the article didn’t mention either way.

Men are better than women at being 20. This holds today as much as it ever did — including in 1965. Here is my response to Child-Man in the Promised Land.

It sucks.

First of all, “child-man” is awkward. “Man-child” rolls off the tongue as smooth as man-silk. When you’re building a case against people who act a certain way — something called prejudice — it’s important to make your slur as catchy as possible.

The guiltiest a person can be is when they’re a catch phrase.

Kay Hymowitz defines a “child-man” as a modern young man who “hangs out in a hormonal limbo between adolescence and adulthood.” I’m pretty sure adult men want to fuck the shit out of Jessica Alba too, so I can say for certain that the modern twenty-something man is mired safely in hormonal adulthood.

But here’s something else. Did anyone else notice that Kay’s last name looks a lot like “Hymen”? Gross.

According to Kay Hymen-owitz, playing video games every night and laughing at fart jokes is a not only a lazy thing to do, it’s also the mark of a bad father and inattentive husband. This, she claims, is different to the young men of 1965 who allegedly aspired to nothing but fatherhood and bill paying.

“It’s 1965 and you’re a 26-year-old white guy. You have a factory job…you’re married…one kid…you’re an adult!” - Kay Hymowitz

In other words, today’s men no longer aspire to become anthropomorphic ATM’s.

Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone says more about the twenty-something male culture of 1965 than I ever could.

“Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?” - Fred Flintstone, circa 1960

That’s straight from the zeitgeist of an era. There is no difference in a general aversion to women and marriage between the men of today and the men of yesteryear — and the men of 10,000 BC. Marriage is fucked and stupid and women are annoying. Nothing is ever going to change that. Least of all video games and Maxim.

Remember the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo? I do because I’m a man and I remember all history — even the parts that make me look stupid. Women don’t remember any history — especially the parts that make them look stupid. That’s where most date rape stories come from. Remember that next time a woman opens her yap and starts inventing history on the fly.

A woman’s definition of history is exactly how badly she wishes the present was different. If she’s really fat and she really hates herself for it, then a woman will remember a time when beauty was radically different than it is currently. This was never the case. Fat broads were always the boner equivalent of shit-Kryptonite. Two hundred years from now, no one is going to look back at an iPod commercial and think everyone in the twentieth century was attracted to black silhouettes who could keep a groove.

If a woman feels cheated that her mother was happier being a wife than she’ll ever be as a journalist, she invents a halcyon past of chivalry absolving herself of all personal responsibility. Spend more time at the gym and less on your resumes, ladies. Prince Charming doesn’t care how fast you type.

Fred Flintstone is possibly the greatest cartoon father ever to live. But based on the above quote, Hymen-owitz would probably call him more of a nasty and bitter misogynist than she called me. It sounds to me like a degree in Cartoons and Cereal teaches you more than one in Journalism and Women’s Studies.

There is no such thing as the emergence of a “child-man”, and I’ll be fucked if some woman thinks she’s going to criticize today’s young men for anything. Men have a natural disdain for women and an understood “betterness” over them. That’s what happens when the thing you stick your dick in also happens to suck at everything. The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo was the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com of the stone age.

Men: 1, Women: 0.

Video Games

Video games are a lot like a movie except you have to be smarter than a woman to figure out how to interact with them. That’s why women hate them. Video games are proof that men are smarter than women.

Have you ever seen a woman play a video game? She’ll just sit there staring stupidly at the television as her character dies or her guitar hero fails spectacularly. She won’t even mash the buttons. No matter how you spin it, inaction is the essence of failure. To a woman, video games are a mirror that reflect her soul.

Video games are a mark of immaturity? Hardly.

The video games men play are rated explicitly beyond the purchase of children. They’re violent and cruel and they should be. Men ourselves are violent and cruel. No woman was cruel enough to send millions of young men overseas in World War II to die in mustard gas and chemical infernos in order to save an entire race of people. No woman did, and no woman would have. Women can’t even leave abusive spouses, how the fuck could one have handled Hitler?

Just because something has “games” in it does not mean it’s childlike and simple. “Women” has “men” in it, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth more than two shits in a diarrhea storm.

Men: 2, Women: 0.

Weddings

Making a list of things you want people to buy you is something children do. But when “grown-up” women do it, it’s called a Bridal Registry. And why the fuck do full grown adults need a seating chart? That’s childish.

A woman’s addiction to wedding fantasies starts strongly when she’s a child and become more obsessive and psychotic over time. Nothing about that resembles maturation. It’s the opposite. Women are the only creature on Earth that becomes less mature with experience.

Weddings are the ultimate in childishness. It’s a birthday party with two extra zero’s on the bill. Instead of birthday hats, a wedding has suits and gowns. Instead of a clown, a wedding has a priest and a string quartet. Instead of a spoiled brat, a wedding has a bride.

Men: 3, Women: 0.

Sex

Getting laid is the meaning of life. Everything else is garnish. Garnish for women so that they don’t have to feel like sex toys even though they are.

When it comes to the opposite sex, the only thing men are concerned about is getting busy as often and as cheaply and as nakedly as possible. And sex is so contrary to childishness that it’s illegal to do it with them. That’s called being a pedophile and it will get you on Dateline.

Men love sex and sex itself is so mature that children are barred from exposure to it. Whether it’s internet pornography or even swear words. That means if you like sex, you’re one mature motherfucker.

Hand holding, love poems, soul mates, and the childish bone meal that make up women’s delusions about sex are the fodder for school yard romance all around the world. Now who’s childish? Fucking women are childish.

Men: 4, Women: 0.

Baby Boomers

Today’s young men are free to fuck around because there are still a shit load of baby boomers around running the show. That’s the real truth of this issue. Maturity is like a gun. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you have to use it. In fact, using it inappropriately will sometimes make you look like a humorless dick.

“[There’s a] New Girl Order, hyperachieving in both school and an increasingly female-friendly workplace…” - Kay Hymenowitz

Hyper achieving women? How many women invented Google? The same number of women who’ve fucked me for free. None.

The fact is the new generation of men are holding up the internet with man-sized shoulders like a virtual Atlas. Women know nothing of what it takes to run a civilization and Kay Hymen-owitz is no different. Next time you need to attach a pdf to an email or a spreadsheet to a free porno website, who are you going to ask?

I’ll bet my cock it won’t be a young woman.

Furthermore, the workplace has always been female-friendly. Except these days, women think they don’t like getting slapped on the ass even though they really do. That’s called playing “hard to get”.

Men: 5, Women: 0.

Responsibility

“You wouldn’t know how to become an adult even if you wanted to? Maybe a beautiful princess will come along and show you.” -Kay Hymen-owitz

While I was on the Dr. Phil program sharing a single bathroom with 4 ladies — a fucking nightmare — Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a good woman. I guess that makes Dr. Phil a raving misogynist and a perpetual child-man as well. Even if it’s true that this newage “child-man” needs only the love of a good woman to mature him like anti-free wine, that means precisely this:

There are no good women.

All women are cheating whores. At best they can be trained out of it, but really what’s the point? Pet ownership is a lot of work. Don’t forget that piece of advice if you do intend to do something stupid like get married.

Men: 6, Women: 0.

Single mothers

“…the plight of the single mothers means nothing to him” -Kay Hymen-owitz

There is no “plight of single mothers”. All a single mother has to do is open her legs and she’ll fall vagina first into money.

Single mothers are all either dumb or bitches. That’s how they end up single. Since whoring got them into the mess, it can certainly get them out.

Men: 7, Women: 0.

Manclusion

1965 wasn’t the end all be all of family structure. In the 1800’s every wealthy man had a mistress. Bill Gates would have had one for every night of the year.

“For the problem with child-men is that they’re not very promising husbands and fathers. They suffer from a proverbial “fear of commitment,” another way of saying that they can’t stand to think of themselves as permanently attached to one woman.”

Either that or said women are all total bitches. A fear of commitment is like a fear of loud noises. In one case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the train tracks or you’ll soon be wearing your ass as a hat. In the other case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the aisle because after the divorce you’ll have only your ass to wear as a hat.

No one asks for a commitment without preparing to fuck you with surcharges. If you could fuck your cell phone, the provider contract and a marriage contract would be identical.

“That adds up to tens of millions more young men blissfully free of mortgages, wives, and child-care bills.”

It sure does. Men are more mature than women; seven to zero. Men win.

Child-Man in the Promised Land - Someone call the Wahmbulence
Other men guilty of having fun:
Tucker Max
Maddox
Drunkasaurus Rex

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

hahaha, thats a quality article.

[Ugly Bastard]

Just because something has “games” in it does not mean it’s childlike and simple. “Women” has “men” in it, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth more than two shits in a diarrhea storm.

God this stuff is hilarious. More, please.

[MAGICLIT]

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Men love sex and sex itself is so mature that children are barred from exposure to it. Whether it’s internet pornography or even swear words. That means if you like sex, you’re one mature motherfucker.

[/QUOTE]

I love how so called "men" have nothing better to do then have a completely bombastic interjection about some bitches OPINION, cuz in hindsight thats all it really was.

I have the pussy so I make the rules, quit crying you little cunt lickers and eat up.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by MAGICLIT

I have the pussy so I make the rules, quit crying you little cunt lickers and eat up.

Exactly the kind of entitled attitude whores these days have. The more guys stop feeding into society's bullshit, the more women are going to realize you can't have your cake and eat it to with your 'fight for equality'.

Best part of it is, we don't even have to sacrifice sex in order to do this. I've nailed so many more girls since taking up this asshole mentality it's not even funny.


Sluts.

[Ugly Bastard]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Best part of it is, we don't even have to sacrifice sex in order to do this. I've nailed so many more girls since taking up this asshole mentality it's not even funny.

+1

In fact... I haven't gotten laid that much in the past 6-9 months. When I assess why that is, I realize it's because I've been a huge pussy the last 6-9 months.

[MAGICLIT]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

The more guys stop feeding into society's bullshit, the more women are going to realize you can't have your cake and eat it to with your 'fight for equality'.

"fighting for equality" isn't every womans reality or desire. I don't stress over the differences men and women have. We're fuckin different. Period. Do what you can with what you know and stop trying to analyze every little fuckin thing. Men and women. And furthermore i'll eat any cake i goddamn well please.

Pencil dicks.

[Mr. Blonde]

look at that, a woman resorting to insulting a guys manhood. that never happens, ever.

got anything less desperate and more intelligent, clit?

[MAGICLIT]

Desperate? What evs. i'm quite unruffled about the whole thing.

Intelligent? This entire thread is unenlightening and you started it ego-maniac.

[Mr. Blonde]

unenlightening as in you already knew?

[MAGICLIT]

As in ill-formed, oblivious, unwitting, impetuous even.

[Mr. Blonde]

Women Take Candy From Strangers

The number one way to get whatever you want out of a woman is to withhold attention.

Top Three Ways to Get What You Want From a Woman

3. Be Rich or Famous
2. Insult Her
1. Withhold Attention

Is she lipping off at the mouth? Withhold attention.
Is she a great big fat person? Withhold some attention.
Is she not putting out? Withhold that fucking attention!

Today, I have proof of the above other than just the barometer of my thermometer.

To those of you who are unlearned in the school of meteorology, a barometer is a device used to measure a change in pressure of the local atmosphere. This change is commonly used to detect impending rain. Here I have used it to indicate the “wetness” of my penis, a very clever joke and possibly a new all time great in the lexicon of sex euphemisms.

And I’ve done this before 9 AM. Like I’ve always said, “Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.” I just proved it.

Women are four times more likely to give out personal information in exchange for candy. Throw “free candy” on the list.

An interesting study has revealed that 10% of men are willing to give out personal information to a random stranger in exchange for a chocolate bar, while a whopping 45% of women will do the same.

Yes, that’s right. Researchers used chocolate as an incentive. They also used entry into a “drawing for a free trip to Paris”, and other shit that sounds like such an obvious fucking scam my wallet is crawling out of my pants as we speak and creeping away with my money just in case I come down with a random bout of the Retard Flu.

The problem with women having money, jobs, or a say in anything, is not that they’re slightly more stupid than men. The problem with women is that at a much higher frequency than men, they will do something so catastrophically fucking dumb, it’ll take fifty men and a million dollars to put everything back on track — or one man and fifty million dollars. Just ask all the men and companies who’ve had to buy off trampy secretaries and other useless office eye-candy sluts who’ve pulled the “hostile workplace” card out of their bras like it’s money for their pimp.

The workplace is supposed to be hostile, you stupid cunts. Business is about taking money from other people. That’s as hostile as it gets.

10% of men will give out personal information for chocolate. So the fuck what? Without an imaginary gender who’s perfect, 10% is the benchmark for perfection. Men are perfect. There’s an old saying that goes, “If you’re in a glass house, don’t throw rocks at people.” What that means is that as long as a woman can maintain a career, but still drive four days with her parking brake on without knowing it, she can shut the fuck up.

Women are 4.5 times more likely to give out personal information for candy. Women are 4.5 times more likely to do something catastrophically fucking dumb.

Ever wonder why women are such obnoxious shrews when it comes to raising kids?

Wear a jacket!
Look both ways before you cross the street!
Don’t take candy from strangers!

It’s because they have to remind themselves of that same shit every day. Because they are too goddamn stupid to figure it out on the spot.

The moral of this story is, don’t hire women, don’t tell women sensitive information, and keep your fat daughter off MySpace. If girls would give out personal information for chocolate, imagine what they’d give out for a compliment.

Is it just me or does it seem like the only thing young girls like to do these days more than eat is dress like sluts and take pictures of themselves.

[Heaven Can Wait]

YouTube - MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

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[SittinOnDubsWGW]

HAHAHHAHAHA. I love the shocked and the "oh shit, I don't know how to respond to it, because I'm an ugly fat bitch" look that she has. Bitch you damn well know you heard what he said.

[Ugly Bastard]

The mustache and sunglasses make me respect this guy even more. What a playa'.

[Beebs]

This is getting tired.

[Repugnant Abomination]

He should get the douche bag of the year award.

[Mr. Blonde]

He's back, jesus it's been like over a year:

When America decided that slavery was unjust, we didn’t make all white people slaves too, we ended slavery. Find one way in which marriage is different.

Tips for Gay Men on How to Avoid Gay Marriage)

[Ugly Bastard]

That was a pretty awesome article. I lost it at this:

Lesbians don’t have relationships. They have extended emotional chess games where every piece is a pawn.