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![]() his cock is harder than...a nigga fresh outta jail
(by this I mean, he's just out of jail, a jail where he did pretty much nothing but lift weights and get more pissed at the man) |
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Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck
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![]() 50 that was quite hilarious and I know that Stab put the same thing but yours was done before his obviously making you the original one who did it.
With that it's all yours.... 50 Cent-1 StDx-1 BDH-1 [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 11, 2002).] |
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![]() Damn, it's over. I thought of one while I was at work (yes, i honestly do sit around and think of nubblies at work) and I came up with a pretty good one. But obviously I didn't make it in time... anyways...
His cock is harder than... a Catholic priest in a room full of alter boys. |
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![]() ....than a gerbil crawling up Elton John's ass, after he ate ten Taco Bell Bean Burritos, and got rammed by Pete Rose.
-Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited December 11, 2002).] |
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![]() the mexican was dirtier than... his own mother.
(explanation: you see, there is nothing dirtier than a mexican so I had to stay with that theme... I thought of a mexican that I know and thought of the only thing I've ever seen dirtier than he... his mother.) |
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![]() Mariah Carey's clit after she got a hot dog stuck up there while out camping, which in turn caused a racoon to crawl up her stretched out cunt and die.
(Explanation: the racoon wanted the hot dog she was masturbating with and decided it was worth the risk of crawling up that slut to get it. Sadly it died and will remain covered in a mixture of cunt juice and jizz for the rest of it's life.) |
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![]() sweet. Alright, next phrase:
If you give a mouse a cookie... I'm thinking something violent like, you kick him in the face. I dunno, its up to you, by the way, do you remember this book? Oh yeah... its a classic. |
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![]() If you give a mouse a cookie...
....he will probably throw it back at the damn Mexican who gave it to him. Probably the same damn Mexican who started this gay sentence. -Ugly Bastard |
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![]() If you give a mouse a cookie... The little bastard will not be forced to quietly sneak into your bedroom whilst you sleep to slice your throat just to feast upon the luscious meat that you hold inside, for his hunger will be satiated.
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited December 14, 2002).] |
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