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Spice Master
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i'll play!
7 out of 10 amputee porn stars agree that... ...Repugnant Abomination is really the only man who can do the job for their particular niche of the adult film realm. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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#632 (permalink) |
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Level 20 Holothetan
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7 out of 10 amputee porn stars agree that... a blown off stump of a leg is a lot more satisfying than a penis, but wish that the stump could ejaculate because its just not the same.
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#635 (permalink) |
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It was your fault.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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#638 (permalink) |
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Level 20 Holothetan
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Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 18 Ugly Bastard - 7 ninjaface - 6 StabMaster Arson - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 tonguegina - 4 Titan - 3 Repug - 2 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 malibu - 2 St. Anky - 2 BarryJive - 1 Combat Chuck - 1 Schroeder - 1 Osiris - 1 theincredibledork - 1 Mr. Blonde - 1 Ironic Mustache - 1 Orgazmo was stranded in the arctic north for several weeks and managed to survive by.... |
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#639 (permalink) |
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Spice Master
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Orgazmo was stranded in the arctic north for several weeks and managed to survive by...
...fellating polar bears, as their semen is rich in both protein and warmth. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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#640 (permalink) |
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G'd up from the feet up.
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Orgazmo was stranded in the arctic north for several weeks and managed to survive by...
... convincing a tribe of gay inuit he was the god of power bottoms. And then proving it. |
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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#642 (permalink) |
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Orgazmo was stranded in the arctic north for several weeks and managed to survive by...
hitching a ride on a thawed out Decepticon who later crushed lil ol Gaz with his pulsating member. |
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I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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#643 (permalink) |
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Level 20 Holothetan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Space
Posts: 5,245
Internets: 210144
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Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 18 Ugly Bastard - 7 ninjaface - 6 StabMaster Arson - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 tonguegina - 4 Titan - 3 Repug - 2 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 malibu - 2 St. Anky - 2 BarryJive - 1 Combat Chuck - 1 Schroeder - 1 Osiris - 1 theincredibledork - 1 Mr. Blonde - 1 Ironic Mustache - 1 CLIT - 1 |
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#647 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
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Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 18 Ugly Bastard - 7 ninjaface - 6 StabMaster Arson - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 tonguegina - 4 Titan - 3 Repug - 2 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 malibu - 2 St. Anky - 2 the INCREDIBLEdork- 2 BarryJive - 1 Combat Chuck - 1 Schroeder - 1 Osiris - 1 Mr. Blonde - 1 Ironic Mustache - 1 CLIT - 1 Take it away I.D. |
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I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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