Welcome to the game of Photophuckery! Here's how it works:

A somewhat humerous or interesting image is posted. Contestants take the image and edit using whatever means they have, MS Paint, Photoshop, or whatever the hell they use to make the most hilarious image possible. You don't have to use the original to make your image, as long as your product is similar in theme to the original. We're not looking for beauty, we're looking for originality and humor, so don't worry if it looks shitty. After enough people have posted (in a fashion similar to Finish it Bitch), the poster of the original image chooses the winner, giving them a point and the responsiblity of starting the next round. If any of this sounds completely foreign to you, check out the photoshop contests at http://www.worth1000.com and http://www.fark.com . I don't expect anything of that quality yet, but it's something to think about...

So... the first image:
http://www.leafpile.com/TravelLog/Ro...Post%20man.jpg

Go photophuck it.

Yeah, I'm honestly terrible at this shit...

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/Orgazmo/killer.jpg

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/...newpostman.jpg

I dunno.

here it is...

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/vader521/1.jpg

[This message has been edited by vader521 (edited May 10, 2003).]

Cheech's head is a little to big but, I had to add in Beetlejuice from Howard Stern!

ok. i dont think this thread is going to work. This thread needs either more people to photo-phuck, or it needs to be a weekly type thing. Maybe post a starter pic every monday and let people post their changes for a week.

[This message has been edited by ninjaface (edited May 11, 2003).]

Your name is ninjaface and you have an ninja for an avatar, yet you are on the pirate's side. Do I need further proof to demonstrate that you are a moron?

ninjaface-

Do not listen to Titan and his irricratic bull-shit. You are a valued Pirate, and we appreciate having you.

Titan can go have sex with himself. http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/smilies/winky.gif

-Ugly Bastard

As for the photo-phuckery, I plan to tinker with the above picture sometime tonight after I can successfully steal Photoshop 7 off of Kazaa. It's been a real bitch of a process so far, but rest assured, my task will be completed.


[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 12, 2003).]

hmm. i dont remember choosing the pirate, but oh well.

UB. i have paintshop pro 7, which i got from kazaa. it works nicely. But from what i hear, photoshop is better.

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/...d/untitled.jpg

I really suck balls at this type of stuff.

-Ugly Bastard

Mine is a true winner...

Vader, you can go fuck yourself... your submission pissed me off, it was just a bunch of shit thrown together in an attempt at humor. The round's winner is Ugly Bastard because crude as it was in image quality, it made some sense and had a gun in it.

Ugly Bastard - 1

Alright, UB, bring on the next round.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by victim:
[UB's was] crude...in image quality<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, I had some serious issues when I went to save the file, to make a long story short; I'm just glad I was able to submit anything, because for a while there, it didn't look too good.

Thanks though victim, I honestly thought I had no chance.

Next:
[img]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hong+Kong+People/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://faculty.washington.edu/karyiu/confer/workshop-98/photos1/020.jpg[/img]

-Ugly Bastard

I'm so terrible at these...

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/...o/sumocage.jpg

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/...matrixjpeg.jpg

Am I correct in assuming that the winning photophuck depends solely on the previous winners personal preference?

It's subjective, yes.

hmm. i hope someone else submits a photophuck soon

Me too. ;)

-Ugly Bastard

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1055484928.jpg

[ June 13, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

If anyone knows how to make that appear as a photo instead of a link, I would appreciate the help.

Oh my God. Submit no more. Timmy Two Beers' won't be beat. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Scoreboard:
Ugly Bastard - 1
Timmy Two Beers - 1

-Ugly Bastard

and.,... submit a picture.

Since nobody has posted a picture to edit in a while, I am took it upon myself to get another picture.
http://www.santegidio.org/img/anziani/istituto02_s.jpg

Way to take initiative fat_retard.

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1057969818.jpg

Here is my entry... not the greatest thing but I tried...
http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1058156079.gif

[ July 13, 2003, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]