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yardobeef · 05-28-2004, 12:40 AM

well, i suppose you make a good point ninja, maybe even a more simplistic answer can seem funnier because it spawns a more imaginitive and humorous response from the judge, but if f3lix is right about your and vol's relationship, then please ask him/her to take a short break from pleasuring you to post the new picture. thanks.

[ May 27, 2004, 10:41 PM: Message edited by: yardobeef ]

underwater · 05-28-2004, 01:11 AM

i've been having the same suspicions about VOL being a girl, yardobeef. it really makes me wonder......

however, right now he isn't just a girl, but a fucking bitch because he hasn't posted a damn picture yet.

[ May 27, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]

f3lix · 05-28-2004, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
Thats really the only one that struck me as funny.

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
Vol's caption left me thinking "Hmm".

Hmm=funny? Yep...he's sucking you off.

VOL · 05-29-2004, 02:42 PM

Here you go you impatient morons.

Thanks ninja

yardobeef · 05-29-2004, 06:22 PM

man, first the delay then a shitty picture, wtf?

underwater · 05-30-2004, 01:26 AM

wow. what a pimp.

does that count as a caption? (being totally sarcastic here)

Jesus Chrystler · 05-30-2004, 05:01 AM

here we see the downfalls of having absolutely no style when attending the pimp ball... you get stuck with the hoes no one else would take.

Orgazmo · 05-30-2004, 01:47 PM

At the local fair, only one man was daring enough to flip the bill for a bracelet and ride upon each of the unsturdy machines. To this man go the spoils of victory: bitches of equal caliber as the local fair itself.

[ May 30, 2004, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

05-30-2004, 03:09 PM

The four ugliest girls I have ever seen.

Scarlet · 05-31-2004, 12:49 AM

"Aww look whos the pimp now! I told you freshman year would be a whole lotta lovin and so much more! I mean look there are 3 of them all for me!"

thats what it looks like to me anyway

Fruitacious B · 05-31-2004, 07:01 PM

"The winner of this year's Incestathon, Pubert(middle), with his girlfriends. From left to right: Jane(cousin), Mildred(mother), and Becky(sister). Congratulations Pubert."

VOL · 05-31-2004, 09:44 PM

Gaz's entry was very deep and well thought out; however this one goes to Fruit.

Scoreboard:
Orgazmo - 6
Ninjaface - 4
Alpha - 3
BarryJive - 3
StabMaster Arson - 2
Elegy - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
fat_retard - 1
Schroeder - 1
Combat Chuck - 1
DJ FC - 1
f3lix - 1
Mr. Blonde - 1
StDx - 1
St.Anky - 1
Fruitacious - 2
VOL - 1

Fruitacious B · 06-01-2004, 12:48 PM

Awe, you're too sweet....

Schroeder · 06-01-2004, 01:01 PM

A Black Surgeon!?!

Fruit, you kidder.

VOL · 06-01-2004, 07:07 PM

It's a fun filled day at the Michael Jackson household, where nothing is unsterilized. Even the pop star himself is pictured in this picture from 1973, with his friends, as a black Michael.

Orgazmo · 06-01-2004, 07:19 PM

At one stop in the underground railroad, the slaves were actually wrapped in white and surrounded by their caucasian counterparts in an attempt to make them blend in. Unfortunately, the thoughts of their potential demise if caught made it tough for the smugglees to act as casual as the smugglers...and they oftentimes stuck out like a badly bruised thumb.

[ June 01, 2004, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

underwater · 06-03-2004, 04:33 PM

billy's parents didn't have health insurance. this is the surgical team the hospital gave him. billy died two days after the surgery, and it was discovered at the autopsy that his arteries had been fused together with bubble gum.

Fruitacious B · 06-06-2004, 05:40 PM

There's got to be more entries than this. Pussies.

f3lix · 06-07-2004, 01:16 AM

Schroeder's was too funny to follow.

yardobeef · 06-09-2004, 01:23 AM

i wonder which one will be looking for the
"sky hook"

VOL · 06-13-2004, 12:55 PM

Are we going to get a decision Fruit?

ninjaface · 06-15-2004, 12:07 PM

Pictured here are the stars of the new show "Coroner Kids" that will air in the fall on the Disney Channel.

Fruitacious B · 06-16-2004, 10:19 AM

Gaz.

Scoreboard:
Orgazmo - 7
Ninjaface - 4
Alpha - 3
BarryJive - 3
StabMaster Arson - 2
Elegy - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
fat_retard - 1
Schroeder - 1
Combat Chuck - 1
DJ FC - 1
f3lix - 1
Mr. Blonde - 1
StDx - 1
St.Anky - 1
Fruitacious - 2
VOL - 1

Orgazmo · 06-16-2004, 07:03 PM

May you and those you hold dear see heaven for the honor you've given me.

f3lix · 06-17-2004, 03:12 AM

Desperate, unemployed mothers look to teach their daughters how to be black, thus enabling income from the soon-to-be-out-of-control-teens that will no doubt be strippers in a not-so-gentlemens' club.

05-28-2004, 12:40 AM	#326 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	well, i suppose you make a good point ninja, maybe even a more simplistic answer can seem funnier because it spawns a more imaginitive and humorous response from the judge, but if f3lix is right about your and vol's relationship, then please ask him/her to take a short break from pleasuring you to post the new picture. thanks. [ May 27, 2004, 10:41 PM: Message edited by: yardobeef ]
	What up brah?

05-28-2004, 01:11 AM	#327 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i've been having the same suspicions about VOL being a girl, yardobeef. it really makes me wonder...... however, right now he isn't just a girl, but a fucking bitch because he hasn't posted a damn picture yet. [ May 27, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

05-29-2004, 02:42 PM	#329 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Here you go you impatient morons. Thanks ninja
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

05-29-2004, 06:22 PM	#330 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	man, first the delay then a shitty picture, wtf?
	What up brah?

05-30-2004, 01:26 AM	#331 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	wow. what a pimp. does that count as a caption? (being totally sarcastic here)
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

05-30-2004, 05:01 AM	#332 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	here we see the downfalls of having absolutely no style when attending the pimp ball... you get stuck with the hoes no one else would take.
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

05-30-2004, 01:47 PM	#333 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	At the local fair, only one man was daring enough to flip the bill for a bracelet and ride upon each of the unsturdy machines. To this man go the spoils of victory: bitches of equal caliber as the local fair itself. [ May 30, 2004, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

05-30-2004, 03:09 PM	#334 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	The four ugliest girls I have ever seen.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

05-31-2004, 12:49 AM	#335 (permalink)
Scarlet Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Warsaw Posts: 106 Internets: 10	"Aww look whos the pimp now! I told you freshman year would be a whole lotta lovin and so much more! I mean look there are 3 of them all for me!" thats what it looks like to me anyway

05-31-2004, 07:01 PM	#336 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	"The winner of this year's Incestathon, Pubert(middle), with his girlfriends. From left to right: Jane(cousin), Mildred(mother), and Becky(sister). Congratulations Pubert."
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

05-31-2004, 09:44 PM	#337 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Gaz's entry was very deep and well thought out; however this one goes to Fruit. Scoreboard: Orgazmo - 6 Ninjaface - 4 Alpha - 3 BarryJive - 3 StabMaster Arson - 2 Elegy - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 fat_retard - 1 Schroeder - 1 Combat Chuck - 1 DJ FC - 1 f3lix - 1 Mr. Blonde - 1 StDx - 1 St.Anky - 1 Fruitacious - 2 VOL - 1
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

06-01-2004, 12:48 PM	#338 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Awe, you're too sweet....
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-01-2004, 01:01 PM	#339 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	A Black Surgeon!?! Fruit, you kidder.

06-01-2004, 07:07 PM	#340 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	It's a fun filled day at the Michael Jackson household, where nothing is unsterilized. Even the pop star himself is pictured in this picture from 1973, with his friends, as a black Michael.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

06-01-2004, 07:19 PM	#341 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	At one stop in the underground railroad, the slaves were actually wrapped in white and surrounded by their caucasian counterparts in an attempt to make them blend in. Unfortunately, the thoughts of their potential demise if caught made it tough for the smugglees to act as casual as the smugglers...and they oftentimes stuck out like a badly bruised thumb. [ June 01, 2004, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

06-03-2004, 04:33 PM	#342 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	billy's parents didn't have health insurance. this is the surgical team the hospital gave him. billy died two days after the surgery, and it was discovered at the autopsy that his arteries had been fused together with bubble gum.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

06-06-2004, 05:40 PM	#343 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	There's got to be more entries than this. Pussies.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-07-2004, 01:16 AM	#344 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Schroeder's was too funny to follow.

06-09-2004, 01:23 AM	#345 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	i wonder which one will be looking for the "sky hook"
	What up brah?

06-13-2004, 12:55 PM	#346 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Are we going to get a decision Fruit?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

06-15-2004, 12:07 PM	#347 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Pictured here are the stars of the new show "Coroner Kids" that will air in the fall on the Disney Channel.

06-16-2004, 10:19 AM	#348 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Gaz. Scoreboard: Orgazmo - 7 Ninjaface - 4 Alpha - 3 BarryJive - 3 StabMaster Arson - 2 Elegy - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 fat_retard - 1 Schroeder - 1 Combat Chuck - 1 DJ FC - 1 f3lix - 1 Mr. Blonde - 1 StDx - 1 St.Anky - 1 Fruitacious - 2 VOL - 1
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-16-2004, 07:03 PM	#349 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	May you and those you hold dear see heaven for the honor you've given me.

06-17-2004, 03:12 AM	#350 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Desperate, unemployed mothers look to teach their daughters how to be black, thus enabling income from the soon-to-be-out-of-control-teens that will no doubt be strippers in a not-so-gentlemens' club.