02-15-2009, 08:39 PM | #51 (permalink) | |
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back on track with a letter of complaint inspired by an actual work place injury. I did not actually get a paper cut whilst opening bandaids, but thought about how pissed I would be if it happened.
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02-19-2009, 11:32 PM | #53 (permalink) | |
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And the reply from Johnson and Johnson:
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03-04-2009, 04:19 PM | #54 (permalink) | |
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After they sent another e-mail requesting me to call them, I ignored it completely I received this today:
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03-05-2009, 01:34 AM | #56 (permalink) |
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03-07-2009, 10:29 AM | #57 (permalink) |
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I received a coupon for $5 off any Johnson & Johnson product!
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Had lunch at Houlihan's the other day after seeing a movie. This location has a near-impossible record of giving absolute shit service to us, almost to a comic level. The food had always been fucking delicious so we still go there often enough, but I decided to peck out a letter of complaint on the receipt survey. I didn't save it because I wasn't even thinking about it at the time. Basically I said that we've received consistently terrible service at every visit to this location and that the level of caring is evident when the waitress doesn't even look at the credit card's name to hand it back to the customers (girlfriend's name is Alyshia, and they gave her card back to me).
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01-10-2012, 03:39 PM | #64 (permalink) |
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That's true, but I've never once written a letter of complaint to some business. DDT seems to have made small hobby of it. Don't get me wrong, I think it's hilarious, and I like reading about it and everything. I just imagine him sitting there as a 70 year old man writing like 5 complaint letters a day and getting tons of free shit as a result.
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01-10-2012, 04:49 PM | #66 (permalink) |
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The thing about complaint letters is that the people who take the time to write them are probably not a good representation of the customer base as a whole. DD, for example, receives shitty service over and over again and writes letters while continuing to eat at the offending place. I, on the other hand, wouldn't even bother. I'd just go to a different restaurant next time.
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01-10-2012, 04:53 PM | #67 (permalink) |
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One time I went to a diner and ordered a chocolate shake. The waitress, a 300 pound black woman, grabbed my head, shoved it between her tits, and gave me a forcible motorboat. Biggest tip I've ever given.
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01-10-2012, 08:22 PM | #69 (permalink) | |
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Did you happen to look at what YEAR I sent the last letter? Just scroll up and check.
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