fucking great thread
Fruit,
You are such a douchebag, what is it that you want with your life? You're a stubborn jackass just as much as your dad and you're allowing the both of you to screw you over in the long run. You don't care about high school right now? Well you will when you try to apply for college soon, dumbass. La dee fucking dah, you were in honors math, that still isn't a good enough excuse to fail. Why didn't you take normal classes and get A's that you knew you could get. A future for you? Bullshit. You could do anything you set your mind to, and you fucking know it. You've just set your mind to being a lazy dipshit, and you're kicking ass at it. I know that it seems like I'm coming down pretty hard on you, but you deserve to be kicked in the fucking balls at least once each day. You are doing some things right, though. Such as your newly "acquired" girlfriend, don't lose her over stupid shit. You know what I'm talking about, Puffy McPufferton. Treat that girl with every ounce of respect and honesty left within you, but don't be afraid of her. You have no reason, yet plenty of reasons to fear someone that wants to be close to you.
Stop being such a hyper, funny all the time, asshole at school. You know who you are, it's about time you let others know as well. You can't be friends with everyone, some people will like you, others won't, get over it.
Strive for what you love, not what you're used to.
Do your god damn homework..
If you want to kiss your girlfriend, kiss her, it's not a big deal, so don't think about it so much.
Stop stealing shit from work.
Remember who you are before who your friends want you to be.
Don't be afraid to be romantic sometimes, you know you are, and she does too. Sometimes, saying what you feel is going to feel cheesy, but that's not always a bad thing, especially if you mean what you say. Tell her that she looks beautiful.
Straighten up your act, fucker.
Your Partner in Crime,
Fruitacious B.
P.S. I will be writing you again.
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