After he found out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him, Pete was understandably pissed off...so one night, while she was out with her "girlfriends," he........jacked off all over her wardrobe, pissed on her birth control pills, lit her cat on fire, threw it into the ceiling fan, shaved his pubes, taped them to the inside of her bathrobe, defocated in her oven, turned it up to 500ºF, and ran out of the house naked screaming , "My dog just raped me! My dog just raped me!".
-Ugly Bastard
[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]
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