Every now and then, while reading through the annals of the board, you'll stumble upon a real gem of a post. Sure, there's a lot of solid quality out there...but sometimes one diamond will outshine the others.
Use this thread to create a virtual Table of Contents of these posts.
Just now, I was reading through Drunk Things. While FC's contant conversations to Nubblies (the board itself) are great, my laughter found a peak when I stumbled upon a gem by Blonde. I'm not sure why this hasn't been referenced much, much more.
Feel free to follow the post itself along with the fitting dialog following by viewing it here:
http://www.nubblies.net/forums/gener...ost247390.html
Or just read this:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde
So i'm doing the classic "check everyone's car to see if they're unlocked" on the way back from the bar tonight, and as i'm checking a car, i see a face in teh car right next to it. I'm like "oh shit". He says "What are you doing?" and i say "what the fuck are you doing?" and he says "i live here" and i said "here? in the car?" and he says, no, in the house right there...what are you doing checking all the cars?" and i said "I think you should shut the fuck up before i check you"
He then proceeded to shut the car door hard and hit my head on the way out. Because of this, i reared back, and smashed his window with my fist. After this, i ran like hell back to my place.
I may have smashed his window, but i'm not done with this fucker yet. I know where he lives. This is going to be a tough year for this bastard.
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