It was one year ago today that DDTempest fake burned his gift from Shaw because it was so late.
I'm celebrating that anniversary sans a Secret Santa gift.
In other words, on a Secret Santa shittiness scale of 1 to Shaw...Blonde is soon to be off the charts.
Sure, he has excuses and actually does seem to care...but, like a wise man once said, excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all feel weird when licked.
The good news is that I won't have to wait quite as long between Secret Santa gifts as the rest of you. Unless, of course, I get Blonde again next year. I'd still have to wait a long time then. Because he's a bad person.
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