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Unread 01-10-2012, 04:53 PM   #67 (permalink)
thekremlin
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One time I went to a diner and ordered a chocolate shake. The waitress, a 300 pound black woman, grabbed my head, shoved it between her tits, and gave me a forcible motorboat. Biggest tip I've ever given.

EDIT: It was still only a 7% tip. L'chaim!
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Waiting until kremlin moves to Phucket in a few years.
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