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meatismurder · 11-20-2002, 02:11 AM

would you rather have a nutsack attached to your chin that is sensitive to touch for the remainder of your life, or wake up every morning for the remainder of your life and swim 20 laps in a pool of human feces?

11-20-2002, 09:15 PM

Testicle on the chin. The reason is that I would eventually grow used to it...while I would never grow used to swimming in feces. Also, it would make teabagging infinitely easier. (if you don't understand that...go ahead and check out "Dirty Proverbs" in the reviews section)

buckeye · 11-20-2002, 09:28 PM

hmmm, swimming is hard enough in a substance like water. But swimming in such a dense substance like shit would be impossible. It would probably take you a good hour to do so.

Now have testicles hanging from your chin would defiently have its downsides such as if they started sweating, the smell of duckbutter would be ever present.

If i had to choose one, i would go with swimming in shit. Outside of having to do this everyday, you could live a pretty normal life. If i had testicles hanging from my chin i would be forced to live a reclusive lifestyle, not to mention getting women would be next to impossible.

Ugly Bastard · 11-20-2002, 09:30 PM

Testicles, no questions asked.

I'd pick the testicles if they wanted me to swim 20 laps every morning in a regular pool. I'm a lazy son of a bitch.

-Ugly Bastard

smot poker · 11-20-2002, 09:43 PM

i'd choosed the shit it'd wake me up and help the good ol blood circulation

11-20-2002, 09:43 PM

I'd swim. 3 reasons.

One, I think I would get used to it eventually...I think you can get used to anything with enough time

Two, like Buckeye said, with testicles on your chin you're a freak. No pussy for you.

Three, it would get me pretty damn ripped swimming 20 laps in shit everyday.

StabMaster Arson · 11-20-2002, 11:27 PM

A question first, does the nutsack contain testicles... the original post doesn't really specify.
if no, I would go with the skrote, because you could grow a pimp goatee to hide it in.
if it does contain the guardians to the ass fortress, I gotta agree with fiddy.
I'd swim for the rip factor and cause you can wash shit off right after, but you can't wash or hide a full sack.

[This message has been edited by StabMaster Arson (edited November 20, 2002).]

meatismurder · 11-21-2002, 12:23 AM

oh yes there are testicles, not only are there testicles but they are sensitve to touch, therefore when you ran, thered be no restraint ,so them slapping your face might hurt really bad, not to mention getting hit in the face, the pain would be unbearable

11-21-2002, 01:53 AM

I'd have to agree with everything 50 cent said. To a question with no right answer, that is the right answer.

11-20-2002, 09:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Testicle on the chin. The reason is that I would eventually grow used to it...while I would never grow used to swimming in feces. Also, it would make teabagging infinitely easier. (if you don't understand that...go ahead and check out "Dirty Proverbs" in the reviews section)
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11-20-2002, 09:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I'd swim. 3 reasons. One, I think I would get used to it eventually...I think you can get used to anything with enough time Two, like Buckeye said, with testicles on your chin you're a freak. No pussy for you. Three, it would get me pretty damn ripped swimming 20 laps in shit everyday.
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11-21-2002, 01:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	I'd have to agree with everything 50 cent said. To a question with no right answer, that is the right answer.
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11-20-2002, 02:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
meatismurder Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: acren indiana, USA Posts: 12 Internets: 10	would you rather have a nutsack attached to your chin that is sensitive to touch for the remainder of your life, or wake up every morning for the remainder of your life and swim 20 laps in a pool of human feces?

11-20-2002, 09:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	hmmm, swimming is hard enough in a substance like water. But swimming in such a dense substance like shit would be impossible. It would probably take you a good hour to do so. Now have testicles hanging from your chin would defiently have its downsides such as if they started sweating, the smell of duckbutter would be ever present. If i had to choose one, i would go with swimming in shit. Outside of having to do this everyday, you could live a pretty normal life. If i had testicles hanging from my chin i would be forced to live a reclusive lifestyle, not to mention getting women would be next to impossible.

11-20-2002, 09:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Testicles, no questions asked. I'd pick the testicles if they wanted me to swim 20 laps every morning in a regular pool. I'm a lazy son of a bitch. -Ugly Bastard

11-20-2002, 09:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
smot poker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 111 Internets: 10	i'd choosed the shit it'd wake me up and help the good ol blood circulation

11-20-2002, 11:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	A question first, does the nutsack contain testicles... the original post doesn't really specify. if no, I would go with the skrote, because you could grow a pimp goatee to hide it in. if it does contain the guardians to the ass fortress, I gotta agree with fiddy. I'd swim for the rip factor and cause you can wash shit off right after, but you can't wash or hide a full sack. [This message has been edited by StabMaster Arson (edited November 20, 2002).]

11-21-2002, 12:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
meatismurder Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: acren indiana, USA Posts: 12 Internets: 10	oh yes there are testicles, not only are there testicles but they are sensitve to touch, therefore when you ran, thered be no restraint ,so them slapping your face might hurt really bad, not to mention getting hit in the face, the pain would be unbearable