Posts of Nubblies Past

[Orgazmo]

Every now and then, while reading through the annals of the board, you'll stumble upon a real gem of a post. Sure, there's a lot of solid quality out there...but sometimes one diamond will outshine the others.

Use this thread to create a virtual Table of Contents of these posts.

Just now, I was reading through Drunk Things. While FC's contant conversations to Nubblies (the board itself) are great, my laughter found a peak when I stumbled upon a gem by Blonde. I'm not sure why this hasn't been referenced much, much more.

Feel free to follow the post itself along with the fitting dialog following by viewing it here:

http://www.nubblies.net/forums/gener...ost247390.html

Or just read this:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

So i'm doing the classic "check everyone's car to see if they're unlocked" on the way back from the bar tonight, and as i'm checking a car, i see a face in teh car right next to it. I'm like "oh shit". He says "What are you doing?" and i say "what the fuck are you doing?" and he says "i live here" and i said "here? in the car?" and he says, no, in the house right there...what are you doing checking all the cars?" and i said "I think you should shut the fuck up before i check you"

He then proceeded to shut the car door hard and hit my head on the way out. Because of this, i reared back, and smashed his window with my fist. After this, i ran like hell back to my place.

I may have smashed his window, but i'm not done with this fucker yet. I know where he lives. This is going to be a tough year for this bastard.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I still find it hard to believe he smashed a window with his bare fist.

From what I have learned from The Terminator, it is impossible to smash a window with a bare fist without causing major damage to your hand, unless you are a cybernetic organism sent from the future to kill John Conner.

[Ironic Mustache]

From what I've learned from this message board, Blonde can smash through anything with his fists.

[ninjaface]

I wonder if he can smash through Haiti.

[Mr. Blonde]

I didn't break the window. I just meant i hit it real hard. I wasn't using it in the sense that I broke the window. Or maybe I was, but if thats what i meant, it was a drunken lie. Either way, I didn't, but I sure as hell hit that thing real hard

That being said, Dork, you should know safety glass isn't like plate-glass...It should break without causing significant cuts at least, although i'm sure there'll be quite a bit of bruising if not bone-breaking

[Ironic Mustache]

The first time you said you smashed his window with your fist, could be construed as "hit real hard," but there's no mistaking your pinocchiosity the second time you say it.

[Beebs]

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

I still find it hard to believe he smashed a window with his bare fist.

From what I have learned from The Terminator, it is impossible to smash a window with a bare fist without causing major damage to your hand, unless you are a cybernetic organism sent from the future to kill John Conner.

You could break a window but not the windshield.

Krotty guys can break a bunch of shit, a window is well within the realm of possibility for some people I would imagine.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

The first time you said you smashed his window with your fist, could be construed as "hit real hard," but there's no mistaking your pinocchiosity the second time you say it.

I don't know man, upon further analysis I WAS drunk and I also never wrote "smashed in" Besides the word "smash" being slightly misleading (dictionary.com's 3rd definition corresponds to what I think I meant) It's never really alluded to that I broke anything.

[StabMaster Arson]

you better shut the fuck up before I check you

[Mr. Blonde]

hahahha it was the most clever thing i could think of, fuckers.

[DJ FC]

I may have smashed his window, but i'm not done with this fucker yet.

Please tell me how this doesn't imply that you damaged his window...

[Mr. Blonde]

One time at one of our parties, GWB got drunk and poured all of our laundry detergent (about 5 bottles) all over our basement floor, then denied it for months. Then he admitted it when he was drunk later.

[Ironic Mustache]

Why did you have five bottles of laundry detergent? No one does that much laundry.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

One time at one of our parties, GWB got drunk and poured all of our laundry detergent (about 5 bottles) all over our basement floor, then denied it for months. Then he admitted it when he was drunk later.

I actually didn't do this. I swear. I'd admit it if I did. Who knows why I'd admit to it when I was drunk, but I didn't do it.

I did eat your taco bell though.

[Ugly Bastard]

Was that the same night you were going around randomly punching people in the shoulder like really fucking hard?

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Why did you have five bottles of laundry detergent? No one does that much laundry.

There were 5 of us living in a house and we don't like to share.

[Repugnant Abomination]

I use to feel the same way, Blonde. Then I watched this wonderful movie and it changed my life. I think this particular scene will help you develop as a person.

YouTube - All Dogs Go to Heaven - What's Mine Is Yours

YouTube - All Dogs Go to Heaven - What's Mine Is Yours

[vaga1220 *]

I haven't seen that movie since I was 3 or 4 but as I recall that dog dies at the end of the movie. (Something to do with a watch maybe?) Anyway if that's the case you probably shouldn't take that his advice.

[Ironic Mustache]

N00b.

He dies at the beginning actually. Carface fucks his shit up and he goes to heaven, but then he sneaks his way back to earth. The watch is supposed to represent his life, so when he winds it, it starts ticking again and is brought back to life.

[f3lix]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

There were 5 of us living in a house and we don't like to share.

I'm guessing you also had 5 different gallons of milk in the fridge, too. Glances at UB, Gaz, and the absent Tongue

[tonguegina]

I doubt that we ever had 5 gallons of milk. Maybe three, as I never really drink milk and would just drink out of someone else's.

I do remember border battles over refrigerator space, though.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

this is a funny thread http://www.nubblies.net/forums/gener...l?=#post252411

[vaga1220 *]

Originally Posted by DJ FC

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but... well see for yourself:

I lol'd. + Internets good sir.