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Ugly Bastard · 08-15-2003, 02:44 PM

Even though he was given a special certificate to get anything that he wanted at Wal-Mart for free, he came out with the shrivled penis of the 82 year-old greeter. What a queer son of a bitch.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 08-24-2003, 09:50 PM

Of the 3 entries, Ugly's is the best.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 3
ninjaface - 2
Ugly Bastard - 2
alkaline_trio - 1

Pliedes · 09-25-2003, 02:22 AM

*bump

Ugly Bastard · 09-25-2003, 04:46 PM

One time while I was driving home, __________, let's just say you'll see me on that road again.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 09-25-2003, 06:29 PM

One time I was driving home, when I lost control of the vehicle and ran head-first into oncoming traffic...killing myself alongside 9 others. Let's just say you'll never see me on that road again.

Pliedes · 09-25-2003, 11:48 PM

One time while I was driving home, I got a flat tire, but was helped by the army of prostitues who happened to be turning tricks in the same area. Changing the tire, well... took a while... let's just say you'll see me on that road again.

*Orgazmo, I don't think Ugly's original comment had "never" in it...

Schroeder · 09-27-2003, 03:53 AM

One time while I was driving home, I saw a Fazoli's, let's just say you'll see me on that road again.

Ugly Bastard · 09-28-2003, 12:57 AM

Orgazmo's was hilarious, but if you'll re-read my sentence, and your entry, you'll see why you didn't win.

Pliedes

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 3
ninjaface - 2
Ugly Bastard - 2
alkaline_trio - 1
pliedes - 1

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 09-28-2003, 01:02 AM

Aww horsefuck.

Pliedes · 09-30-2003, 11:27 PM

Horsefuck indeed.

It all started as a friendly game of poker, but ___________ . They didn't leave the hospital until the next day.

Orgazmo · 10-01-2003, 12:23 PM

It all started as a friendly game of poker, but, as soon as no one was looking, one of the participants decided to put one of the new superpimp chips into his asshole. Why the chip was placed into the asshole is still being debated. Perhaps he was just trying to be a cockass. Perhaps the chips sexually aroused him to a state of asshole touchiness. No one knows. But there is something that we do know... They didn't leave the hospital until the next day.

Titan · 10-03-2003, 02:58 PM

It all started as a friendly game of poker, but then the dealer, being the cocky son of a bitch that he is, decided to start showing off his ability to fling cards. A large amount of paper cuts were sustained by all in attendance. They went to the hospital to make sure they didn't obtain any bloodborne diseases, and the doctor said they were all fine and clear to go. But much to their delight, on the otherside of the hospital room's curtain, there was a girl with a broken elbow getting a spongebath from two female nurses. Needless to say, they didn't leave the hospital until the next day.

VOL · 10-04-2003, 03:22 PM

It all started as a friendly game of poker, and then suddenly Malibu got up on the table and started dancing and stripping.. and titan and BDH started arguing about who would get her first. Then they got into a big ass brawl, they didn't leave the hospital till the next day.

Schroeder · 10-20-2003, 04:45 PM

*bump

Pliedes · 10-21-2003, 12:35 AM

Winner = Titan.

I like nurses. Especially the one who loved me.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 3
ninjaface - 2
Ugly Bastard - 2
alkaline_trio - 1
pliedes - 1
Titan - 1

Go.

Titan · 10-21-2003, 12:58 AM

"Oh, I was surprised!"
That's really only funny to me and anyone else who's played Illusion of Gaia. I'm a dork.

Thanks.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now __________________. Oh, I believe in yesterday.

[ October 20, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Pliedes · 10-21-2003, 01:29 AM

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Alpha · 10-23-2003, 01:41 AM

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now I finally realized she's gay. Oh, I believe in yesterday.

10-01-2004, 04:42 AM

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now an entire hoard of rabid rodents is nawing away at my leg. Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Beebs · 10-01-2004, 12:41 PM

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now a short trip down MLK, a 20 bag of dope, 3 rusty needles, a fogged memory, and an hanful of spent 9mm rounds later, Oh I believe in yesterday.

10-03-2003, 02:58 PM	#62 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	It all started as a friendly game of poker, but then the dealer, being the cocky son of a bitch that he is, decided to start showing off his ability to fling cards. A large amount of paper cuts were sustained by all in attendance. They went to the hospital to make sure they didn't obtain any bloodborne diseases, and the doctor said they were all fine and clear to go. But much to their delight, on the otherside of the hospital room's curtain, there was a girl with a broken elbow getting a spongebath from two female nurses. Needless to say, they didn't leave the hospital until the next day.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-04-2003, 03:22 PM	#63 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	It all started as a friendly game of poker, and then suddenly Malibu got up on the table and started dancing and stripping.. and titan and BDH started arguing about who would get her first. Then they got into a big ass brawl, they didn't leave the hospital till the next day.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-21-2003, 12:58 AM	#66 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	"Oh, I was surprised!" That's really only funny to me and anyone else who's played Illusion of Gaia. I'm a dork. Thanks. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now __________________. Oh, I believe in yesterday. [ October 20, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-23-2003, 01:41 AM	#68 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now I finally realized she's gay. Oh, I believe in yesterday.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-01-2004, 04:42 AM	#69 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now an entire hoard of rabid rodents is nawing away at my leg. Oh, I believe in yesterday.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-15-2003, 02:44 PM	#51 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Even though he was given a special certificate to get anything that he wanted at Wal-Mart for free, he came out with the shrivled penis of the 82 year-old greeter. What a queer son of a bitch. -Ugly Bastard

08-24-2003, 09:50 PM	#52 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Of the 3 entries, Ugly's is the best. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 3 ninjaface - 2 Ugly Bastard - 2 alkaline_trio - 1

09-25-2003, 02:22 AM	#53 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	*bump

09-25-2003, 04:46 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	One time while I was driving home, __________, let's just say you'll see me on that road again. -Ugly Bastard

09-25-2003, 06:29 PM	#55 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	One time I was driving home, when I lost control of the vehicle and ran head-first into oncoming traffic...killing myself alongside 9 others. Let's just say you'll never see me on that road again.

09-25-2003, 11:48 PM	#56 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	One time while I was driving home, I got a flat tire, but was helped by the army of prostitues who happened to be turning tricks in the same area. Changing the tire, well... took a while... let's just say you'll see me on that road again. *Orgazmo, I don't think Ugly's original comment had "never" in it...

09-27-2003, 03:53 AM	#57 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	One time while I was driving home, I saw a Fazoli's, let's just say you'll see me on that road again.

09-28-2003, 12:57 AM	#58 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo's was hilarious, but if you'll re-read my sentence, and your entry, you'll see why you didn't win. Pliedes Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 3 ninjaface - 2 Ugly Bastard - 2 alkaline_trio - 1 pliedes - 1 -Ugly Bastard

09-28-2003, 01:02 AM	#59 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Aww horsefuck.

09-30-2003, 11:27 PM	#60 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Horsefuck indeed. It all started as a friendly game of poker, but ___________ . They didn't leave the hospital until the next day.

10-01-2003, 12:23 PM	#61 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	It all started as a friendly game of poker, but, as soon as no one was looking, one of the participants decided to put one of the new superpimp chips into his asshole. Why the chip was placed into the asshole is still being debated. Perhaps he was just trying to be a cockass. Perhaps the chips sexually aroused him to a state of asshole touchiness. No one knows. But there is something that we do know... They didn't leave the hospital until the next day.

10-20-2003, 04:45 PM	#64 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	*bump

10-21-2003, 12:35 AM	#65 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Winner = Titan. I like nurses. Especially the one who loved me. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 3 ninjaface - 2 Ugly Bastard - 2 alkaline_trio - 1 pliedes - 1 Titan - 1 Go.

10-21-2003, 01:29 AM	#67 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday.

10-01-2004, 12:41 PM	#70 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now a short trip down MLK, a 20 bag of dope, 3 rusty needles, a fogged memory, and an hanful of spent 9mm rounds later, Oh I believe in yesterday.