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05-22-2003, 09:30 PM

the_butcher is so cunty that...he gave up cigars to start smoking tampons.

BigDongedHoe · 05-22-2003, 10:20 PM

the_butcher is so cunty that..Whilst taking a piss he decided to sit down...

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:::BDH:::

malibu · 05-23-2003, 06:52 PM

the_butcher is so cunty that... He walked up to his boyfriend and asked does this dress make me look fat

the_butcher · 05-23-2003, 07:41 PM

the_butcher is so cunty that...he slit your fucking throat for starting this FIB.

StDx · 05-24-2003, 12:46 AM

above is further proof of just how cunty the butcher is... anywho, as much as I hate to do it I think the clear winner here is Orgazmo.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 8
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Ugly Bastard - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1

05-24-2003, 01:58 AM

I really do appreciate it.

The old bastard was sooooooo rich...

Ugly Bastard · 05-24-2003, 04:40 AM

The old bastard was sooooooo rich....that he used 100-dollar bills in place of Depends just to see what shit looked like on Franklin's nose.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 24, 2003).]

StDx · 05-24-2003, 06:13 AM

the old bastard was sooooooo rich... that he used to spend money going to the theatre instead of visiting the fine hombres at dvdkings.owns.it

BigDongedHoe · 05-24-2003, 06:32 PM

the old bastard was sooooooo rich... that his wife owned a million dollar dildo made of solid gold.

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:::BDH:::

tonguegina · 05-27-2003, 12:49 AM

the old bastard was sooooo rich...when his penis gave out, he replaced it with two solid gold ones so he could get twice the lovin'.

BigDongedHoe · 05-31-2003, 01:20 PM

some sort of response from orgazmo would be nice..

Orgazmo · 06-01-2003, 04:41 AM

Sorry BDH, I've been a little busy these past few days...making the board and all...

Winner = UB. These were all pretty weak...

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 8
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1

Ugly Bastard · 06-01-2003, 11:27 AM

Thank you sir.

The boy's legs were so gimpy that.....

-Ugly Bastard

malibu · 06-01-2003, 02:42 PM

the boy's legs were so gimpy that... when he walked, his dick scraped along the ground but not because of it's length

ninjaface · 06-01-2003, 07:31 PM

The boy's legs were so gimpy that..... even his crutches looked retarded.

Niger Angelus · 06-01-2003, 09:36 PM

The boy's legs were so gimpy that... he cut them off with a butter knife .

Pliedes · 06-02-2003, 03:54 AM

The boy's legs were so gimpy that... even in the nude, you couldn't tell them apart from his shrivled little penis.

BigDongedHoe · 06-03-2003, 02:27 AM

The boy's legs were so gimpy that... that he sucked as a person.

Orgazmo · 06-03-2003, 02:28 AM

The boy's legs were so gimpy that...after a button fell from his shirt, he simply remedied his lack-of-material problem by using his left femur in place of thread to re-sew the missing jewel.

Ugly Bastard · 06-05-2003, 10:11 AM

malibu's, BDH's, and Orgazmo's all made me laugh...but not as hard as ninjaface's did.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 8
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
ninjaface - 1

ninjaface · 06-05-2003, 03:44 PM

Ah, Thank you Mr. Bastard.

The porn was so dirty that...

[ June 05, 2003, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

Ugly Bastard · 06-05-2003, 03:51 PM

The porn was so dirty that...Larry Flynt walked right up to the editor of the magazine and told him, "hey...this porn is really dirty".

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 06-05-2003, 06:46 PM

The porn was so dirty that... Malibu was even second guessing being in it.

Orgazmo · 06-05-2003, 10:46 PM

The porn was so dirty that...in order to completely rid the coffee table of the magazine's filth, the housekeeper was forced to squat and cover the offending material with freshly bent pipe.

tonguegina · 06-05-2003, 11:50 PM

The porn was so dirty that...the homeless people that picked it out of the dumpster pissed on eachother to get clean.

05-22-2003, 09:30 PM	#251 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	the_butcher is so cunty that...he gave up cigars to start smoking tampons.
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05-24-2003, 01:58 AM	#256 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I really do appreciate it. *The old bastard was sooooooo* rich...**
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05-31-2003, 01:20 PM	#261 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	some sort of response from orgazmo would be nice..
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06-01-2003, 02:42 PM	#264 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	the boy's legs were so gimpy that... when he walked, his dick scraped along the ground but not because of it's length
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06-01-2003, 09:36 PM	#266 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	The boy's legs were so gimpy that... he cut them off with a butter knife .
	I enjoy knives and fire.

05-22-2003, 10:20 PM	#252 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	the_butcher is so cunty that..Whilst taking a piss he decided to sit down... ------------------ :::BDH:::

05-23-2003, 06:52 PM	#253 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	the_butcher is so cunty that... He walked up to his boyfriend and asked does this dress make me look fat

05-23-2003, 07:41 PM	#254 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	the_butcher is so cunty that...he slit your fucking throat for starting this FIB.

05-24-2003, 12:46 AM	#255 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	above is further proof of just how cunty the butcher is... anywho, as much as I hate to do it I think the clear winner here is Orgazmo. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 8 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Ugly Bastard - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1

05-24-2003, 04:40 AM	#257 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The old bastard was sooooooo rich....that he used 100-dollar bills in place of Depends just to see what shit looked like on Franklin's nose. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 24, 2003).]

05-24-2003, 06:13 AM	#258 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	the old bastard was sooooooo rich... that he used to spend money going to the theatre instead of visiting the fine hombres at dvdkings.owns.it

05-24-2003, 06:32 PM	#259 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	the old bastard was sooooooo rich... that his wife owned a million dollar dildo made of solid gold. ------------------ :::BDH:::

05-27-2003, 12:49 AM	#260 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	the old bastard was sooooo rich...when his penis gave out, he replaced it with two solid gold ones so he could get twice the lovin'.

06-01-2003, 04:41 AM	#262 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Sorry BDH, I've been a little busy these past few days...making the board and all... Winner = UB. These were all pretty weak... Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 8 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1

06-01-2003, 11:27 AM	#263 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you sir. The boy's legs were so gimpy that..... -Ugly Bastard

06-01-2003, 07:31 PM	#265 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	The boy's legs were so gimpy that..... even his crutches looked retarded.

06-02-2003, 03:54 AM	#267 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	The boy's legs were so gimpy that... even in the nude, you couldn't tell them apart from his shrivled little penis.

06-03-2003, 02:27 AM	#268 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	The boy's legs were so gimpy that... that he sucked as a person.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-03-2003, 02:28 AM	#269 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The boy's legs were so gimpy that...after a button fell from his shirt, he simply remedied his lack-of-material problem by using his left femur in place of thread to re-sew the missing jewel.

06-05-2003, 10:11 AM	#270 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	malibu's, BDH's, and Orgazmo's all made me laugh...but not as hard as ninjaface's did. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 8 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 ninjaface - 1

06-05-2003, 03:44 PM	#271 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Ah, Thank you Mr. Bastard. The porn was so dirty that... [ June 05, 2003, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

06-05-2003, 03:51 PM	#272 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The porn was so dirty that...Larry Flynt walked right up to the editor of the magazine and told him, "hey...this porn is really dirty". -Ugly Bastard

06-05-2003, 06:46 PM	#273 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	The porn was so dirty that... Malibu was even second guessing being in it.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-05-2003, 10:46 PM	#274 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The porn was so dirty that...in order to completely rid the coffee table of the magazine's filth, the housekeeper was forced to squat and cover the offending material with freshly bent pipe.

06-05-2003, 11:50 PM	#275 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	The porn was so dirty that...the homeless people that picked it out of the dumpster pissed on eachother to get clean.

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