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BrassMonkees · 07-20-2003, 05:15 PM

Mr. T is so damn tough. period.

[ July 20, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: BrassMonkees ]

Orgazmo · 07-20-2003, 05:16 PM

Mr. T is so damn tough...that he puts this steak to shame.

ninjaface · 07-21-2003, 01:33 PM

A couple more and I'll pick a winner.

fat_retard · 07-21-2003, 02:22 PM

Mr. T is so damn tough... that he pity the foo who don't use 1-800-Collect!

ninjaface · 07-23-2003, 03:26 AM

You know what, just to mix things up, I choose malibu as the winner because her entry sucked. The rest were good. Take it away malibu.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 12
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
ninjaface - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
tonguegina - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
Jesus Chrystler - 1
malibu - 1

ninjaface · 07-25-2003, 05:43 PM

Once again, malibu, your entry sucked and you won.

malibu · 07-26-2003, 05:06 PM

Um thanks I guess...
The drink was so strong that...

fat_retard · 07-26-2003, 05:47 PM

The drink was so strong that... it melted a dog.

silver and cold · 07-26-2003, 06:06 PM

The drink was so strong that... even the alcoholic couldn't handle it.

Jesus Chrystler · 07-27-2003, 02:36 AM

the drink was so strong that...
by the time I was done my eyes looked like I was vietcong
all squinted, seeing double as I stumble down the hall
my ass is lucky that I didn't fuckin fall
I can't believe I drank the whole thing
I had no idea of the buzz it would bring
when I try to talk, it's more like I sing
I sound like a speech by martin luther king
reality is slippin, I'm tryin hard to cling
to an inkling of of who I am, what just happened or at least my boxspring
the room is spinnin out of control
I need to puke, but who hid the toilet bowl?
I'm slippin into another alcohol induced slumber
I hope I don't wake up again to malibu givin me a hummer

[ July 27, 2003, 12:46 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

Orgazmo · 07-27-2003, 02:36 AM

The drink was so strong that...it kicked my ass.

Ugly Bastard · 07-27-2003, 03:26 AM

The drink was so strong...Hulk Hogan needed his stomach pumped after taking a sip.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 27, 2003, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

tonguegina · 07-27-2003, 05:48 AM

The drink was so strong that...it just won the Outdoor Games.

Saint DH · 07-27-2003, 05:32 PM

The drink was so strong that...it magically made the college girl remove her clothes and give multiple blowjobs.

Alpha · 07-27-2003, 05:37 PM

The drink was so stong that... Ted Nugent was afraid to drink it.

malibu · 07-28-2003, 12:35 AM

It came down to Dirty Harry and Jesus Chrystler, but in the end I chose Jesus Chrystler just because his was funny until about the last line.
Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 12
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
ninjaface - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
tonguegina - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
Jesus Chrystler - 2
malibu - 1

Jesus Chrystler · 07-28-2003, 02:09 AM

Thanks, babygirl...

you just kicked the shit out of some poor shylock, you might say...
I left that guy more fucked up than...

malibu · 07-28-2003, 02:35 AM

I left that guy more fucked up than... a dog that's just found itself in the path of a semi one second too late, blood and intestines being plattered all over the highway and the windshield of the semi.

Ugly Bastard · 07-28-2003, 09:08 AM

I left that guy more fucked up than...Odai Hussein.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 07-28-2003, 03:58 PM

I left that guy more fucked up than...a nun with a strap-on.

tonguegina · 07-28-2003, 08:03 PM

I left that guy more fucked up than...a loose hooker.

Mr. Insightful · 07-31-2003, 01:23 AM

I left that guy more fucked up than...a Star Trek convention.

BigDongedHoe · 08-03-2003, 06:38 PM

I left the guy more fucked up than...John Bobbett after his wife sliced his cock.

Jesus Chrystler · 08-04-2003, 03:29 AM

I gotta go with Orgazmo. I can't think of much that is more fucked up than a nun w/ a strap-on.

your mother's a slut:
Orgazmo - 13
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
ninjaface - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
Jesus Chrystler - 2
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
tonguegina - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
malibu - 1

Orgazmo · 08-04-2003, 03:53 AM

Thanks.

The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag...

[ August 04, 2003, 01:53 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

07-20-2003, 05:15 PM	#376 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	Mr. T is so damn tough. period. [ July 20, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: BrassMonkees ]
	neither here nor there...

07-26-2003, 05:06 PM	#382 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Um thanks I guess... The drink was so strong that...
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-26-2003, 06:06 PM	#384 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	The drink was so strong that... even the alcoholic couldn't handle it.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-27-2003, 02:36 AM	#385 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	the drink was so strong that... by the time I was done my eyes looked like I was vietcong all squinted, seeing double as I stumble down the hall my ass is lucky that I didn't fuckin fall I can't believe I drank the whole thing I had no idea of the buzz it would bring when I try to talk, it's more like I sing I sound like a speech by martin luther king reality is slippin, I'm tryin hard to cling to an inkling of of who I am, what just happened or at least my boxspring the room is spinnin out of control I need to puke, but who hid the toilet bowl? I'm slippin into another alcohol induced slumber I hope I don't wake up again to malibu givin me a hummer [ July 27, 2003, 12:46 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

07-27-2003, 05:37 PM	#390 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	The drink was so stong that... Ted Nugent was afraid to drink it.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-20-2003, 05:16 PM	#377 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Mr. T is so damn tough...that he puts this steak to shame.

07-21-2003, 01:33 PM	#378 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	A couple more and I'll pick a winner.

07-21-2003, 02:22 PM	#379 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Mr. T is so damn tough... that he pity the foo who don't use 1-800-Collect!

07-23-2003, 03:26 AM	#380 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	You know what, just to mix things up, I choose malibu as the winner because her entry sucked. The rest were good. Take it away malibu. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 12 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 ninjaface - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 tonguegina - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 Jesus Chrystler - 1 malibu - 1

07-25-2003, 05:43 PM	#381 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Once again, malibu, your entry sucked and you won.

07-26-2003, 05:47 PM	#383 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	The drink was so strong that... it melted a dog.

07-27-2003, 02:36 AM	#386 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The drink was so strong that...it kicked my ass.

07-27-2003, 03:26 AM	#387 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The drink was so strong...Hulk Hogan needed his stomach pumped after taking a sip. -Ugly Bastard [ July 27, 2003, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

07-27-2003, 05:48 AM	#388 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	The drink was so strong that...it just won the Outdoor Games.

07-27-2003, 05:32 PM	#389 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	The drink was so strong that...it magically made the college girl remove her clothes and give multiple blowjobs.

07-28-2003, 12:35 AM	#391 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	It came down to Dirty Harry and Jesus Chrystler, but in the end I chose Jesus Chrystler just because his was funny until about the last line. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 12 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 ninjaface - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 tonguegina - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 Jesus Chrystler - 2 malibu - 1
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-28-2003, 02:09 AM	#392 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	Thanks, babygirl... you just kicked the shit out of some poor shylock, you might say... I left that guy more fucked up than...
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

07-28-2003, 02:35 AM	#393 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	I left that guy more fucked up than... a dog that's just found itself in the path of a semi one second too late, blood and intestines being plattered all over the highway and the windshield of the semi.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-28-2003, 09:08 AM	#394 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I left that guy more fucked up than...Odai Hussein. -Ugly Bastard

07-28-2003, 03:58 PM	#395 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I left that guy more fucked up than...a nun with a strap-on.

07-28-2003, 08:03 PM	#396 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I left that guy more fucked up than...a loose hooker.

07-31-2003, 01:23 AM	#397 (permalink)
Mr. Insightful Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: closer than you think Posts: 40 Internets: 10	I left that guy more fucked up than...a Star Trek convention.

08-03-2003, 06:38 PM	#398 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I left the guy more fucked up than...John Bobbett after his wife sliced his cock.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

08-04-2003, 03:29 AM	#399 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	I gotta go with Orgazmo. I can't think of much that is more fucked up than a nun w/ a strap-on. your mother's a slut: Orgazmo - 13 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 ninjaface - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 tonguegina - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 malibu - 1
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

08-04-2003, 03:53 AM	#400 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Thanks. The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag... [ August 04, 2003, 01:53 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

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