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Alpha · 08-04-2003, 12:25 PM

The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag... He can use it as a lamp shade.

Ugly Bastard · 08-04-2003, 03:02 PM

The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag...he decided he had better stop wearing it and get a new one.

-Ugly Bastard

BrassMonkees · 08-04-2003, 04:12 PM

The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag... that his mom found it, washed it, and folded it neatly back in his room.

[ August 04, 2003, 02:13 PM: Message edited by: BrassMonkees ]

tonguegina · 08-04-2003, 08:04 PM

The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag...his wife, at first, thought it was a rock.

BrassMonkees took mine, but I'll let it slide...it's not really my story.

Schroeder · 08-04-2003, 09:21 PM

The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag... that the rag had some sort of freakish half-rag half-man baby.

StabMaster Arson · 08-05-2003, 03:19 AM

the poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag...his mom found it, picked it up and instantly got pregnant

Orgazmo · 08-05-2003, 03:22 AM

Biggest Laugh: Ugly
Saddest Answer: Brass
Winner: Schroeder (for general cleverity)

tonguegina · 08-05-2003, 07:21 PM

Scoreboard?

Orgazmo · 08-05-2003, 07:49 PM

Let me get that for you, tongue.

Orgazmo - 13
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
ninjaface - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
Jesus Chrystler - 2
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
tonguegina - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
malibu - 1
Schroeder - 1

Schroeder · 08-05-2003, 10:42 PM

His bathroom was so dirty...

Alpha · 08-05-2003, 11:32 PM

His bathroom was so dirty... after using the toilet cockroaches would crawl out of his ass.

silver and cold · 08-06-2003, 12:31 AM

His bathroom was so dirty... not even the cat wouldn't shit in there.

[ August 05, 2003, 10:33 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]

Orgazmo · 08-06-2003, 02:25 AM

His bathroom was so fucking dirty...that, after he showered, he had to shower.

[ August 06, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Jesus Chrystler · 08-06-2003, 03:29 AM

his bathroom was so dirty that...
in it lived a rat so fat it was the size of a cat
all over the floor is where this fat rat shat
one day he caught the rat in a hat only to find that
the rat wasn't fat or even a rat at all
what he thought was a rat was a midget named paul
Paul was a hairy bastard who had fathered three sons
these three sons would sneak from the bathroom to watch Full House reruns
their favorite was when DJ wrecked Jesse's mustang
they'd always wanted to get some Candice Cameron 'tang
but, alas, they agreed it wasn't meant to be
you see, these boys three, were so dirty they had fleas
there pants were wet with pee
and they lived in a bathroom dirtier than the than the guy with the last name Harry

[ August 06, 2003, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

tonguegina · 08-08-2003, 01:04 AM

His bathroom was so dirty...the maids wouldn't come clean it anymore, so he had to hire a prostitute.

Schroeder · 08-08-2003, 02:18 AM

Blatant Cursing:Orgazmo (You know I never curse, dumbass)
Saddest Answer: Silver and Cold (edited it and still left in a double negative, very nice)
Winner: tonguegina
Orgazmo - 13
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
ninjaface - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
tonguegina - 3
Jesus Chrystler - 2
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
malibu - 1
Schroeder - 1

tonguegina · 08-09-2003, 04:34 PM

Thanks, buddy.

The little boy's mom was so stupid...

Schroeder · 08-10-2003, 12:31 AM

The little boy's mom was so stupid...
that she was in his class at school.

Orgazmo · 08-10-2003, 02:59 AM

The little boy's mom was so stupid...that, after reading a book that suggest breast feeding, she removed her wagons with a steak knife and served them to her child.

Ugly Bastard · 08-11-2003, 04:37 PM

The little boy's mom was so stupid...they bumped into each other from time to time in the Daycare play-pin.

-Ugly Bastard

malibu · 08-12-2003, 04:09 AM

The little boy's mom was so stupid... she had him read the Dr. Seuss books to her

StabMaster Arson · 08-12-2003, 04:17 AM

the little boy's mom was so stupid... she felt the need to put certain words in bold so her cleverness didn't go unnoticed.

tonguegina · 08-13-2003, 01:55 AM

I like refrences to others posts. Stab takes this one.

Orgazmo - 13
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
ninjaface - 4
StabMaster Arson - 4
Titan - 3
tonguegina - 3
Jesus Chrystler - 2
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
malibu - 1
Schroeder - 1

StabMaster Arson · 08-13-2003, 03:09 AM

Thanks.

the inspiration for this one is the movie 'So I Married an Axe Murderer, so don't quote any of the shit from that.

That kid's head is so big...

Orgazmo · 08-13-2003, 03:04 PM

That kid's head is so big...that it's bigger than the kid whose initials are AK and who goes to wchs and who is a senior and who is oriental and who is called 'fivehead' and who...who has a big head.

08-04-2003, 12:25 PM	#401 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag... He can use it as a lamp shade.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-04-2003, 04:12 PM	#403 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag... that his mom found it, washed it, and folded it neatly back in his room. [ August 04, 2003, 02:13 PM: Message edited by: BrassMonkees ]
	neither here nor there...

08-05-2003, 03:19 AM	#406 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	the poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag...his mom found it, picked it up and instantly got pregnant
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-05-2003, 11:32 PM	#411 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	His bathroom was so dirty... after using the toilet cockroaches would crawl out of his ass.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-06-2003, 12:31 AM	#412 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	His bathroom was so dirty... not even the cat wouldn't shit in there. [ August 05, 2003, 10:33 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-04-2003, 03:02 PM	#402 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag...he decided he had better stop wearing it and get a new one. -Ugly Bastard

08-04-2003, 08:04 PM	#404 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag...his wife, at first, thought it was a rock. BrassMonkees took mine, but I'll let it slide...it's not really my story.

08-04-2003, 09:21 PM	#405 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	The poor chap had blasted his load so many times into the same rag... that the rag had some sort of freakish half-rag half-man baby.

08-05-2003, 03:22 AM	#407 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Biggest Laugh: Ugly Saddest Answer: Brass Winner: Schroeder (for general cleverity)

08-05-2003, 07:21 PM	#408 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Scoreboard?

08-05-2003, 07:49 PM	#409 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Let me get that for you, tongue. Orgazmo - 13 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 ninjaface - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 tonguegina - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 malibu - 1 Schroeder - 1

08-05-2003, 10:42 PM	#410 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	His bathroom was so dirty...

08-06-2003, 02:25 AM	#413 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	His bathroom was so fucking dirty...that, after he showered, he had to shower. [ August 06, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

08-06-2003, 03:29 AM	#414 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	his bathroom was so dirty that... in it lived a rat so fat it was the size of a cat all over the floor is where this fat rat shat one day he caught the rat in a hat only to find that the rat wasn't fat or even a rat at all what he thought was a rat was a midget named paul Paul was a hairy bastard who had fathered three sons these three sons would sneak from the bathroom to watch Full House reruns their favorite was when DJ wrecked Jesse's mustang they'd always wanted to get some Candice Cameron 'tang but, alas, they agreed it wasn't meant to be you see, these boys three, were so dirty they had fleas there pants were wet with pee and they lived in a bathroom dirtier than the than the guy with the last name Harry [ August 06, 2003, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

08-08-2003, 01:04 AM	#415 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	His bathroom was so dirty...the maids wouldn't come clean it anymore, so he had to hire a prostitute.

08-08-2003, 02:18 AM	#416 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Blatant Cursing:Orgazmo (You know I never curse, dumbass) Saddest Answer: Silver and Cold (edited it and still left in a double negative, very nice) Winner: tonguegina Orgazmo - 13 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 ninjaface - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 tonguegina - 3 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 malibu - 1 Schroeder - 1

08-09-2003, 04:34 PM	#417 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Thanks, buddy. The little boy's mom was so stupid...

08-10-2003, 12:31 AM	#418 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	The little boy's mom was so stupid... that she was in his class at school.

08-10-2003, 02:59 AM	#419 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The little boy's mom was so stupid...that, after reading a book that suggest breast feeding, she removed her wagons with a steak knife and served them to her child.

08-11-2003, 04:37 PM	#420 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The little boy's mom was so stupid...they bumped into each other from time to time in the Daycare play-pin. -Ugly Bastard

08-12-2003, 04:09 AM	#421 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	The little boy's mom was so stupid... she had him read the Dr. Seuss books to her
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

08-12-2003, 04:17 AM	#422 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	the little boy's mom was so stupid... she felt the need to put certain words in bold so her cleverness didn't go unnoticed.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-13-2003, 01:55 AM	#423 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I like refrences to others posts. Stab takes this one. Orgazmo - 13 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 ninjaface - 4 StabMaster Arson - 4 Titan - 3 tonguegina - 3 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 malibu - 1 Schroeder - 1

08-13-2003, 03:09 AM	#424 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Thanks. the inspiration for this one is the movie 'So I Married an Axe Murderer, so don't quote any of the shit from that. That kid's head is so big...
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-13-2003, 03:04 PM	#425 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	That kid's head is so big...that it's bigger than the kid whose initials are AK and who goes to wchs and who is a senior and who is oriental and who is called 'fivehead' and who...who has a big head.

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