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Dr. Seuss · 07-09-2003, 07:11 PM

"Dong hong wang lao hua yi tang yantai chong ti tao chi"

Since this man is obviously chinese, his capshit is in chinese, too. I'm only in my 3rd year of Chinese, but i'm pretty sure somewhere in there it says "I have small penis".

This was lame.

ninjaface · 07-09-2003, 09:04 PM

Dr. Seuss takes the win with fat_retard at a close second.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 1
Ninjaface - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1

Dr. Seuss · 07-09-2003, 09:20 PM

Why thank you, ninjaface. I can't think of any other guy more worthy of a capshit than this one:

ninjaface · 07-09-2003, 09:42 PM

*typing*
24, male, 6'4, 170 lbs, 6 pack. you?

Orgazmo · 07-09-2003, 09:59 PM

Alright, I've done that...now, show me the next step to fitting a chair up my ass.

Ugly Bastard · 07-09-2003, 11:44 PM

"I wonder how ugly this Ugly Bastard guy really is."

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 10, 2003, 07:17 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Alpha · 07-10-2003, 12:05 AM

Damn, Jabba the Hut is such a bad ass, if only I could match his good looks.

victim · 07-10-2003, 12:06 AM

"As long as the webcam only sees my chest, I should be able to pay the rent"

Jesus Chrystler · 07-10-2003, 03:49 AM

so, that's what a penis looks like.

silver and cold · 07-10-2003, 03:31 PM

Damn, I shouldn't have eatin the computer, now I have no use for this mouse, but to shove it up my ass.
(that picture is disgusting)

Dr. Seuss · 07-10-2003, 10:51 PM

This was a very hard decision to make because most of these made me laugh, but since victim's made me laugh the hardest, he wins this round.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 1
Ninjaface - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1

victim · 07-10-2003, 11:10 PM

ninjaface · 07-10-2003, 11:15 PM

"I may be using this thumb for video games, but in 15 minutes, it's going up my ass."

Dr. Seuss · 07-11-2003, 12:19 AM

"This guy is such a loser that he has to masterbate to video games because he's too much of a pussy to buy real porn."

(If that didn't make sense, just look at where his other hand is, and no, that's not a controller...)

silver and cold · 07-11-2003, 12:25 AM

Wow, I didn't know my thumb was that big, but man it hurt.

Alpha · 07-11-2003, 12:49 AM

Awesome gift mom! Gosh you rock!

BrassMonkees · 07-11-2003, 12:52 AM

"Hi my name is Ugly Bastard. I Like:
Phone books, stop signs, White 1992 Ford Taurus' with Indiana License Plates-43A4042, stealing, tinkering, helping people, lacrosse, health insurance, pot pies, girls, buttons, pirates, cannons, the ninja turtles, roto-wheels, sexbears, and lubehogs."

UB you know i'm just playin

Ugly Bastard · 07-11-2003, 01:32 AM

Brass, I'll take that as more of a compliment as anything. You've seen me, you can see him right now....put two and two together. Thanks buddy.

*thinking* I swear if I had a dollar for everytime my wife made me take a god-damn picture while playing video games, thus causing me to wreck, I'd be a thirty-six dollaraire.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 07-11-2003, 01:43 AM

...and after I finish playing Nascar Thunder 2003, I'll begin Mortal Combat...the game that taught me how to steal souls (which, conveniently enough, turn into small multi-colored marbles upon theft, and are easily stored in this vase)

victim · 07-12-2003, 01:07 PM

Almost gave it to BrassMonkees, but then UB actually had to put it into perspective, so Alpha gets it.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 2
Ninjaface - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1

Orgazmo · 07-15-2003, 02:56 AM

Quote:

so Alpha gets it

silver and cold · 07-15-2003, 02:39 PM

It's been three days, so are we gonna wait for him?

Alpha · 07-15-2003, 02:45 PM

Yeah I'll be right on that, sorry...

I'm getting a picture now...

silver and cold · 07-15-2003, 03:12 PM

It's ok!

Orgazmo · 07-16-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />so Alpha gets it

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07-09-2003, 07:11 PM	#26 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	"Dong hong wang lao hua yi tang yantai chong ti tao chi" Since this man is obviously chinese, his capshit is in chinese, too. I'm only in my 3rd year of Chinese, but i'm pretty sure somewhere in there it says "I have small penis". This was lame.
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

07-09-2003, 09:20 PM	#28 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	Why thank you, ninjaface. I can't think of any other guy more worthy of a capshit than this one:
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

07-10-2003, 12:05 AM	#32 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Damn, Jabba the Hut is such a bad ass, if only I could match his good looks.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-10-2003, 12:06 AM	#33 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	"As long as the webcam only sees my chest, I should be able to pay the rent"
	get off my internet!!!

07-10-2003, 03:49 AM	#34 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	so, that's what a penis looks like.
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

07-09-2003, 09:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Dr. Seuss takes the win with fat_retard at a close second. Scoreboard: Alpha - 1 Ninjaface - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1

07-09-2003, 09:42 PM	#29 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	typing 24, male, 6'4, 170 lbs, 6 pack. you?

07-09-2003, 09:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Alright, I've done that...now, show me the next step to fitting a chair up my ass.

07-09-2003, 11:44 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"I wonder how ugly this Ugly Bastard guy really is." -Ugly Bastard [ July 10, 2003, 07:17 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

07-10-2003, 03:31 PM	#35 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Damn, I shouldn't have eatin the computer, now I have no use for this mouse, but to shove it up my ass. (that picture is disgusting)
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-10-2003, 10:51 PM	#36 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	This was a very hard decision to make because most of these made me laugh, but since victim's made me laugh the hardest, he wins this round. Scoreboard: Alpha - 1 Ninjaface - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

07-10-2003, 11:10 PM	#37 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10
	get off my internet!!!

07-10-2003, 11:15 PM	#38 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	"I may be using this thumb for video games, but in 15 minutes, it's going up my ass."

07-11-2003, 12:19 AM	#39 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	"This guy is such a loser that he has to masterbate to video games because he's too much of a pussy to buy real porn." (If that didn't make sense, just look at where his other hand is, and no, that's not a controller...)
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

07-11-2003, 12:25 AM	#40 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Wow, I didn't know my thumb was that big, but man it hurt.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-11-2003, 12:49 AM	#41 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Awesome gift mom! Gosh you rock!
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-11-2003, 12:52 AM	#42 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	"Hi my name is Ugly Bastard. I Like: Phone books, stop signs, White 1992 Ford Taurus' with Indiana License Plates-43A4042, stealing, tinkering, helping people, lacrosse, health insurance, pot pies, girls, buttons, pirates, cannons, the ninja turtles, roto-wheels, sexbears, and lubehogs." UB you know i'm just playin
	neither here nor there...

07-11-2003, 01:32 AM	#43 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Brass, I'll take that as more of a compliment as anything. You've seen me, you can see him right now....put two and two together. Thanks buddy. thinking I swear if I had a dollar for everytime my wife made me take a god-damn picture while playing video games, thus causing me to wreck, I'd be a thirty-six dollaraire. -Ugly Bastard

07-11-2003, 01:43 AM	#44 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	...and after I finish playing Nascar Thunder 2003, I'll begin Mortal Combat...the game that taught me how to steal souls (which, conveniently enough, turn into small multi-colored marbles upon theft, and are easily stored in this vase)

07-12-2003, 01:07 PM	#45 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Almost gave it to BrassMonkees, but then UB actually had to put it into perspective, so Alpha gets it. Scoreboard: Alpha - 2 Ninjaface - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1
	get off my internet!!!

07-15-2003, 02:39 PM	#47 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	It's been three days, so are we gonna wait for him?
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-15-2003, 02:45 PM	#48 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Yeah I'll be right on that, sorry... I'm getting a picture now...
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-15-2003, 03:12 PM	#49 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	It's ok!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

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