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The chick was so hot that...all of the gay pirates stopped fucking each other up the ass and eating each others shit, just so they could get a look at her, which in turn led to their deaths as a pack of supersweet ninjas flew in and cut every pirate's dick off and let them bleed to death.
There you go, my first FI,B post. |
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#230 (permalink) |
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Yeah, sorry about forgetting about this. Thx for popping it back up, butcher...even though your FIB was terrible and grossly untrue
![]() Winner = BDH I may be the only one that even understand it...let alone thinks it's hilarious...but I do...and I do...and that's really all that matters when I'm the one choosing. Good work, sir. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 7 Ugly Bastard - 4 pliedes - 3 StDx - 3 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 |
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The vagina was so tight that...after fucking it, putting on a condom made my dick feel overjoyed, because it finally had some breathing room.
yeh, it sucks, but i couldnt think of anything else. |
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I had been rubbing it for so long, it was as red as...Lethal's fucking hot Mother's pussy after I bang her for six seconds. So many hands go down those panties, it doesn't take much to rash the bitch up.
-Ugly Bastard |
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For being a sick, yet creative fuck...and for remind me of a really good joke...pliedes takes this FIB.
Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 7 Ugly Bastard - 4 pliedes - 4 StDx - 3 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 Take it away, son. |
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Just as a reminder for people who win/start FI,B's in the future, here is a list of all the ones we've done so far:
It's as cold as... he was as nervous as... His cock is harder than a........ the mexican was dirtier than... If you give a mouse a cookie... Well I'll be... His girlfriend is as ugly as..... Uglier than... (insert name of person you hate here) is as stupid as... The girl was as.... As tight as... she treated me like... It looked like a... My dick is so big... my dick's so small... The little boy was so jewish... He was more homosexual than.... After he found out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him, Pete was understandably pissed off...so one night, while she was out with her "girlfriends," he... People are as shallow as..... His underage girlfriend was naughtier than... Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like... It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...... Her breasts were so saggy that... He had so many bitches that... His ex was so annoying, that..... Save a tree... Her pussy smelled so bad that... The Triceratops took it in the ass so hard that... The chick was so incredibly hot that.. I had been rubbing it for so long, it was as red as... ------------------------------------------------ Much thanksism Mr.Gaz. He was so black that... |
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He was so black that...sorry guys, i feel this comment is degrading...oh wait...
He was so black that...when the white guy saw was his tv floating in the middle of the night...all he could yell was "drop it nigger"... don't want to offend anyone...haha, yeh right... [This message has been edited by the_butcher (edited May 16, 2003).] |
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He was so black that... his dick felt great in my ass.
I was so cunty that... I DOUBLE FUCKING POSTED!. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited May 16, 2003).] |
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