Things you want, but absolutely do not need.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

there is only one thing in the world that i love being thrust up my asshole.

Well technically about 3.4 billion things, but sure we get what you are trying to say.

[DJ FC]

For me it's this:

A Tool to Deceive and Slaughter (2009) - Caleb Larsen - eBay (item 190365249352 end time Jan-21-10 14:30:02 PST)

[Mr. Blonde]

"Q: How would you handle the contingencies of ebay shutting down/going under? It seems difficult to maintain the "perpetual" state of auction for more than a few millenia.
A: The contract and the piece were designed to be platform agnostic to accommodate for this. If eBay dries up and disappears, then another platform, either propriety or public, can be used for the selling."




HAHAHAHA

[Dent]

that ebay thing is sick, does it increase it's sale price each time to overcome ebay fees?

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Unbreakable Super Umbrella

The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 11 oz. (775 g).

I want one, absolutely do not need? nah

[vaga1220 *]

$600 hot sauce.


Blair’s Death Sauces have always been the hottest sauces on the market and the extract line of sauces have become high dollar collector’s items. Blair’s newest reserve is called Blair’s 16 Million Reserve and it’s not really an extract. It’s pure cap, in its powdered form. This hot concoction comes in the traditional Blair’s Reserve bottle, but it is actually a small vial, almost like a salt shaker, that is stuffed inside the bottle and then sealed with white and gold wax.



The bottles are reverse threaded so that none of the crystals fall out when you unscrew the top. Inside there is a blue stopper that looks a lot like a salt shaker. The speck that you see towards the top right of the image below is a capsaicin particle from the shaker.



Here’s a slighty better view of the bottle - You can see the threading and the capsaicin crystal a little better.



After racking my brain on how I could try this stuff without seriously injurying myself, I decided to mix one crystal into tomato soup. I took a can of standard condensed tomato soup, mixed with one can of water and brought it to a boil. The capsaicin crystal will not mix like any of the other Blair’s A.M. line, which makes perfect sense, since it’s a dry crystal and not an oil based extract. So the only way to liquify this stuff is to heat it up. So using tweezers and gloves, I picked up the tiny crystal.



And into the pot of soup it goes.

It’s important to note that the heat will not distribute throughout the soup right away, you need to continue to heat it up, preferably while stirring with a disposable spoon. After about 5 mintues of boiling, my soup was ready to go. First bite was not that hot, so I had the wife take a bite. She threatened divorce once she could speak again, so I tried it again. Then it was hot! So I took a few more bites and had to toss the rest of the pot away - it was too frickin’ hot! And it’s very rare for me to say something is too hot. But this is the hottest hot sauce product known to man. You can buy Blair’s 16 Million Reserve from Sweat ‘N Spice if you think you’re up to the challenge.

But then again, the bottle looks so spiffy, you probably won’t be able to bring yourself to open it. Don’t worry, your taste buds are already thanking you…

[Orgazmo]

At that point, it's not even like you're eating a hot sauce. It's like you're putting a chemical in your mouth that hurts you. Like you're using pepper spray as mouthwash (except this is much hotter than pepper spray would be).

That could be fun to fuck with people though. Like, offer a bum $5 if he eats one crystal. That'd be nice.

[DJ FC]

Something I want, absolutely do not neet, but bought anyways:

ZON MR : NOOKA STORE, NORTH AMERICA

[Dent]

FuckU-FuckMe. Changing the feel of communication.

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Edit : if ID got the man one it would be in a different thread.

[Dent]

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god DAMN that is kick ass! only a matter of time before the mecha wars begin...

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

god DAMN that is kick ass! only a matter of time before the mecha wars begin...

Legs do seem much more versatile than existing methods of locomotion like wheels or wings, I can see why putting tanks on top of twenty foot tall legs that could virtually walk anywhere would be a tactical advantage.













MECHS ARE FOR FAGGOTS

[Mr. Blonde]

I hope that's not sarcasm. If it is, remember BIG DOG! The robot that makes you feel bad when you watch it being kicked!

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[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I hope that's not sarcasm. If it is, remember BIG DOG! The robot that makes you feel bad when you watch it being kicked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

I think the answers you seek highlight my post's seriousness.

Also the walking dog is neat but has essentially no practical applications.

[Mr. Blonde]

The military and technology companies wouldn't be spending millions and billions on quadri/bipedal robot development if that was remotely true. Going up stairs for household robotic technology and mountain/rough terrain environment for military application. If balance is worked out (As they're developing with Big Dog) it's a pretty useful technology.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Yea cuz the government would never waste any money.

[Mr. Blonde]

When you have a robot slave bringing you breakfast from the downstairs kitchen upstairs to your room followed by a supersuction robot blowjob, you'll be thanking my advocacy.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I agree that this research is extremely valuable and definitely not a waste. I just disagreed with your premise.

Run along now.

[Mr. Blonde]

You disagreed with a portion of my premise.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I said run along now.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

The military and technology companies wouldn't be spending millions and billions on quadri/bipedal robot development if that was remotely true. Going up stairs for household robotic technology and mountain/rough terrain environment for military application. If balance is worked out (As they're developing with Big Dog) it's a pretty useful technology.

You can just as easily create things that fly or drive /climb bombs up the stairs as walk. Pedestrian robots are purely a demonstration of man wanting to create something in his own image. Is the science worthwhile? Certainly, when I download my brain into the hard drive of a robot I want to be able to get around well enough, but I certainly don't think "Mechs" are a reasonable outcome tactically.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Say there was a war on the moon. You're not going to be able to fly around

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Why not?

Logistically, it would seem that spacecraft would be capable of similar "dogfights" as modern day aircraft.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I'm not sure where you studied logistics, but my balls itch.

[Mr. Blonde]

Lol^

Sittinon, while it does seem awesome to think that our descendants will someday be able to jump into a car-sized spacecraft and fuck off to the moon or a resort holiday hovering over venus, even with vast advances to our current understanding of spacecraft engineering and physics in space, it unfortunately would be a lot different.

This is a pretty cool article I read a while back that highlights why:

The Physics of Space Battles - Space battle - Gizmodo

[ninjaface]

Do want.