Michael Jackson is fucking DEAD (and he's never coming back) - Page 2 - Nubblies.net Forums

vaga1220 * · 06-27-2009, 10:54 AM

reports that michael jackson died of a heart attack are false...... he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

Michael jackson signed a new record deal on Thursday, with Stiff Records.

Did you hear? The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on their reunion.

these jokes are pretty off color.

f3lix · 06-27-2009, 03:25 PM

Let's not be so tough on a guy that's touched so many people...

DDTempest · 06-27-2009, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StabMaster Arson

I heard he died from food poisoning, he ate a 9 year old weiner.

I used this joke an approximately 100 people yesterday ... every time I would just set it up with "Did you hear how he died?" "Yeah he had a heart attack" "No, it was food poisoning" "FOOD POISONING?" "Yeah he ate a bunch of nine year old weiners"

Every single person walked right into it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-27-2009, 04:52 PM

Michael Jackson walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I fuck boys."

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? To fuck some boys.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? I fuck boys.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks? I don't know but michael jackson fucked boys.

amidoingitrite?

f3lix · 06-27-2009, 05:52 PM

I'm sure TBE is cracking up.

Pliedes · 06-28-2009, 03:18 AM

What is small and brown, and will never be found in a diaper ever again? "Michael Jackson's fingers."

I heard that they are not buying MJ a coffin; they're just putting him back in the box he came in.

Michael didn't die at home of a heart attack- it was a stoke in an orphanage.

Michael Jackson's last words were "Take me to the childrens' hospital!"

06-27-2009, 10:54 AM	#26 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	reports that michael jackson died of a heart attack are false...... he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke. Michael jackson signed a new record deal on Thursday, with Stiff Records. Did you hear? The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on their reunion. these jokes are pretty off color.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

06-27-2009, 04:52 PM	#29 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Michael Jackson walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I fuck boys." Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? To fuck some boys. Knock, knock. Whos there? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? I fuck boys. What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks? I don't know but michael jackson fucked boys. amidoingitrite?
	#YOLO

06-27-2009, 03:25 PM	#27 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Let's not be so tough on a guy that's touched so many people...

06-27-2009, 05:52 PM	#30 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I'm sure TBE is cracking up.

06-28-2009, 03:18 AM	#31 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	What is small and brown, and will never be found in a diaper ever again? "Michael Jackson's fingers." I heard that they are not buying MJ a coffin; they're just putting him back in the box he came in. Michael didn't die at home of a heart attack- it was a stoke in an orphanage. Michael Jackson's last words were "Take me to the childrens' hospital!"