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02-04-2003, 12:05 PM

The biggest laugh goes to Titan by far, God Bless. Unfortunately, that doesn't always warrant a victory. Because of the cleverity of the comment, Ugly Bastard has take this Finish It, Bitch.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 5
StDx - 3
Ugly Bastard - 3
50 Cent - 2
Titan-2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Lethal - 1

Ugly Bastard · 02-04-2003, 12:07 PM

Thank you kind sir.

It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that......

My Thought.....the last time he saw her, the "Mexican" hadn't even been invented yet.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 04, 2003).]

Titan · 02-04-2003, 12:33 PM

It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...... when he saw her on the street corner he fucked the scrotal whore like oedipus rex and didn't even bother to pay. Ah who am I kidding, Anky would have fucked her even if he did recognize her.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 04, 2003).]

02-04-2003, 06:39 PM

It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...that his penis cries itself to sleep every night.

Arsenic · 02-18-2003, 01:21 AM

It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...his dick dosen't remeber how sex feals

Ugly Bastard · 03-12-2003, 12:17 PM

Congratulations Titan.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 5
StDx - 3
Ugly Bastard - 3
Titan-3
50 Cent - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Lethal - 1

You're up.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 03-12-2003, 01:04 PM

Again, my glands swell up with honour... or... some... disgusting virusy juice... one or the other...

Hmmm...

Her breasts were so saggy that...

Ugly Bastard · 03-12-2003, 01:23 PM

Her breasts were so saggy that.....people often walked up to her and said, "I like those little ankle braces you have coming out of the bottom of your pants."

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited March 12, 2003).]

03-12-2003, 01:56 PM

Her breasts were so saggy that... after a few months of strenuous training, they functioned as 2 extra arms [making her like Mortal Combat's very own Goro (they'd be like his lower set)].

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited March 12, 2003).]

StabMaster Arson · 03-18-2003, 08:01 PM

her breasts were so saggy that...
her nipples face her asshole

BigDongedHoe · 03-18-2003, 08:09 PM

her breasts were so saggy that..
You could titty fuck them in between her feet

:::BDH:::

ninjaface · 03-19-2003, 02:25 AM

her breasts were so saggy that...
she lost 4 of her children in them while breast feeding and they are still alive. Living off small scraps of food and pockets of bacteria trapped under the mass of gelatinous flesh.

04-16-2003, 02:49 PM

Her breasts were so saggy that... she opened a small business that charged patrons a nominal fee to bungee jump from a bridge using her breastesses.

Titan · 04-16-2003, 05:44 PM

Oh yeah.
While Orgazmo's get's second for being most creative, second doesn't matter, and Pliedes' gets 1st for exquisitely depicting the nature of the sagginess of the breast(esse)s.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 5
StDx - 3
Ugly Bastard - 3
Titan-3
50 Cent - 2
Pliedes - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
St. Anky - 1
Lethal - 1

04-17-2003, 02:09 PM

Much thanks Mr.Darkdisturber.

He had so many bitches that...

I'm looking for something that is definately original, but definately accentuates the great number of bitches this guy possess...

Ugly Bastard · 04-17-2003, 02:12 PM

He had so many bitches that....Trojan© named him Customer of the Year

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 17, 2003).]

Titan · 04-17-2003, 02:27 PM

He had so many bitches that... he made Ron Jeremy jealous.

04-17-2003, 07:47 PM

He had so many bitches that, while walking down the road, a complete stranger approached and said, "God damn! That's a lot of bitches!"

04-20-2003, 04:46 AM

Seriously people, this is one hell of a game, give it a try...

Jesus Chrystler · 04-21-2003, 01:34 AM

he had so many bitches that...
he had bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches but he got much more
Wit his super duper group coming out to shoot
hardcore mutha fukaz cold knocking the boots
Cause he's a hip-hop thugster, he used to be a mugster
If you checked his pockets, you'd think he own a drugstore
Getting stupid because he know how
And if a sucker talks shit, he'll give him a beatdown
8 ball sipping, the bitches are flipping
Slow down, he hit a dipping, continue his tripping
Hitting his switches, collect from his bitches
The money that he make so he can add to my riches
Fill my stash box and start rubbing my gat
Feeling good as hell because my pockets are fat
A hardcore villain cold roaming the streets
And wit a homie like this just supplying the beats

[This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 20, 2003).]

[This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 20, 2003).]

04-21-2003, 01:40 PM

The winner is definately Ugly. Whilst the others were good, UB just had it all. Nice try by Jesus Chrystler, it just didn't really fit...

Ugly, take it away...

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2003, 04:26 PM

Thank you pliedes.

His ex was so annoying, that.....

-Ugly Bastard

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 5
Ugly Bastard - 4
StDx - 3
Titan-3
50 Cent - 2
Pliedes - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
St. Anky - 1
Lethal - 1

Titan · 04-21-2003, 08:01 PM

His ex was so annoying, that when she happened along T.S.'s garage sale and saw all of her expensively priced "Most Annoying Ex in the World" awards, given to her by many numerous boyfriends over the years, Miss S. just gave them all to her for free.

St. Anky · 04-21-2003, 08:52 PM

His ex was so annoying, that... I had to cock slap the perky bitch in her enormous titties just to get her to shut the fuck up.

and fuck you guys for talking so much goddamn shit

04-21-2003, 11:07 PM

His ex was so annoying, that...

02-04-2003, 12:05 PM	#176 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	The biggest laugh goes to Titan by far, God Bless. Unfortunately, that doesn't always warrant a victory. Because of the cleverity of the comment, Ugly Bastard has take this Finish It, Bitch. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 5 StDx - 3 Ugly Bastard - 3 50 Cent - 2 Titan-2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Lethal - 1
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

02-04-2003, 06:39 PM	#179 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...that his penis cries itself to sleep every night.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

03-12-2003, 01:56 PM	#184 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Her breasts were so saggy that... after a few months of strenuous training, they functioned as 2 extra arms [making her like Mortal Combat's very own Goro (they'd be like his lower set)]. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited March 12, 2003).]
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

04-16-2003, 02:49 PM	#188 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Her breasts were so saggy that... she opened a small business that charged patrons a nominal fee to bungee jump from a bridge using her breastesses.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

04-17-2003, 02:09 PM	#190 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Much thanks Mr.Darkdisturber. He had so many bitches that... I'm looking for something that is definately original, but definately accentuates the great number of bitches this guy possess...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

02-04-2003, 12:07 PM	#177 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you kind sir. It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...... My Thought.....the last time he saw her, the "Mexican" hadn't even been invented yet. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 04, 2003).]

02-04-2003, 12:33 PM	#178 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...... when he saw her on the street corner he fucked the scrotal whore like oedipus rex and didn't even bother to pay. Ah who am I kidding, Anky would have fucked her even if he did recognize her. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 04, 2003).]

02-18-2003, 01:21 AM	#180 (permalink)
Arsenic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winona Lake,Indiana,United States Posts: 204 Internets: 10	It's been so long since Anky has seen his Mom, that...his dick dosen't remeber how sex feals

03-12-2003, 12:17 PM	#181 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Congratulations Titan. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 5 StDx - 3 Ugly Bastard - 3 Titan-3 50 Cent - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Lethal - 1 You're up. -Ugly Bastard

03-12-2003, 01:04 PM	#182 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Again, my glands swell up with honour... or... some... disgusting virusy juice... one or the other... Hmmm... Her breasts were so saggy that...

03-12-2003, 01:23 PM	#183 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Her breasts were so saggy that.....people often walked up to her and said, "I like those little ankle braces you have coming out of the bottom of your pants." -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited March 12, 2003).]

03-18-2003, 08:01 PM	#185 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	her breasts were so saggy that... her nipples face her asshole

03-18-2003, 08:09 PM	#186 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	her breasts were so saggy that.. You could titty fuck them in between her feet :::BDH:::

03-19-2003, 02:25 AM	#187 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	her breasts were so saggy that... she lost 4 of her children in them while breast feeding and they are still alive. Living off small scraps of food and pockets of bacteria trapped under the mass of gelatinous flesh.

04-16-2003, 05:44 PM	#189 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Oh yeah. While Orgazmo's get's second for being most creative, second doesn't matter, and Pliedes' gets 1st for exquisitely depicting the nature of the sagginess of the breast(esse)s. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 5 StDx - 3 Ugly Bastard - 3 Titan-3 50 Cent - 2 Pliedes - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 St. Anky - 1 Lethal - 1

04-17-2003, 02:12 PM	#191 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	He had so many bitches that....Trojan© named him Customer of the Year -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 17, 2003).]

04-17-2003, 02:27 PM	#192 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	He had so many bitches that... he made Ron Jeremy jealous.

04-17-2003, 07:47 PM	#193 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	He had so many bitches that, while walking down the road, a complete stranger approached and said, "God damn! That's a lot of bitches!"
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

04-20-2003, 04:46 AM	#194 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Seriously people, this is one hell of a game, give it a try...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

04-21-2003, 01:34 AM	#195 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	he had so many bitches that... he had bitches galore You may have a lot of bitches but he got much more Wit his super duper group coming out to shoot hardcore mutha fukaz cold knocking the boots Cause he's a hip-hop thugster, he used to be a mugster If you checked his pockets, you'd think he own a drugstore Getting stupid because he know how And if a sucker talks shit, he'll give him a beatdown 8 ball sipping, the bitches are flipping Slow down, he hit a dipping, continue his tripping Hitting his switches, collect from his bitches The money that he make so he can add to my riches Fill my stash box and start rubbing my gat Feeling good as hell because my pockets are fat A hardcore villain cold roaming the streets And wit a homie like this just supplying the beats [This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 20, 2003).] [This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 20, 2003).]

04-21-2003, 01:40 PM	#196 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	The winner is definately Ugly. Whilst the others were good, UB just had it all. Nice try by Jesus Chrystler, it just didn't really fit... Ugly, take it away...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

04-21-2003, 04:26 PM	#197 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you pliedes. His ex was so annoying, that..... -Ugly Bastard Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 5 Ugly Bastard - 4 StDx - 3 Titan-3 50 Cent - 2 Pliedes - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 St. Anky - 1 Lethal - 1

04-21-2003, 08:01 PM	#198 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	His ex was so annoying, that when she happened along T.S.'s garage sale and saw all of her expensively priced "Most Annoying Ex in the World" awards, given to her by many numerous boyfriends over the years, Miss S. just gave them all to her for free.

04-21-2003, 08:52 PM	#199 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	His ex was so annoying, that... I had to cock slap the perky bitch in her enormous titties just to get her to shut the fuck up. and fuck you guys for talking so much goddamn shit

04-21-2003, 11:07 PM	#200 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	His ex was so annoying, that...
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a