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11-17-2002, 09:48 PM

Being a teenager, as 95% of the members of the Nubblies.com message board are, an automatic stereotype of "crazy driver" is applied. In response, I say Fuck That. I go out and drive like a normal fucking human being (most of the time), while old motherfuckers find no qualms with pulling out in front of me and then looking at me like it was my fault simply because of my age. Newsflash motherfuckers: Just because you're old as shit doesn't mean that you have a free pass to be a terrible driver and blame it on those who are younger than you. There have been quite a few instance that completely support this. The other day I was driving through my neighborhood going the actual speed limit. In the distance, I saw a guy with a boat attached to his hitch trying to back into his driveway. He's backing up, coming forward, backing up, trying to get it perfect (which is fine with me). Of course, after he backs up, when he pulls forward, his truck is horizontal in the road...taking up the entire passageway. Being the considerate guy that I am, I slow down to time my passing in such a way that I'll go through while he is in the "backing up" stage. Everything is going fine, he backs up, I, still going the speed limit and on my side of the road, begin to pass in front of his driveway when, all of a sudden, the motherfucker goes forward, right at my fucking car. I had to swerve OFF OF THE FUCKING ROAD to avoid a collision. As I look in my rearview mirror, I don't see a symathetic driver, instead I see his bitch of a wife giving ME a dirty look. Fuck her and her terrible driver of a husband, I hope they both burn in hell. Like 2 weeks after that, I was, again, driving through my neighborhood not being wreckless in the least bit when I see a car a few houses ahead of me begin to go in reverse. I assume, like a normal human being, that he will stop at the end of his driveway to allow me to pass on the road. Evidently, because he was like 40 years old and I'm a teenager, he decided that I should yield to him pulling out of his motherfucking driveway. Again, I had to swerve to the extreme side of the road (I actually could stay on the road this time) to avoid having him plow into my passenger side. What a dumb motherfucker.

I am full of rage as I write this post...that's why it may seem a bit more like a rambling than a coherent rant, but this topic kinda pisses me off to no end. Granted, I've made my few driving mistakes, but when I do I don't try to blame it on the innocent guy like the dirty bitch who threw a mean look my way after her husband attempted to kill me. Fuck those terrible drivers, and if you're a terrible driver, fuck you too.

buckeye · 11-17-2002, 10:09 PM

i know where you are coming from orgazmo. This summer i was at an intersection that was in the shape of a "T". I was turning left. I did the standard look left, right and then left again. I noticed that the van heading in my direction had its right turn signal on so i decide to go. Turns out the bastard had no intention of turning right. So he slams on his brakes, and was about 4 feet from hitting my car as i was turning. Of course the piece of shit gives me the dirtiest look, because he forgot to turn his turn signal off.

11-17-2002, 10:21 PM

What also pisses me off is when some dumbass son of a bitch is waiting to pull out on the road that you're on. You're sittin there drivin along and the stupid bastard pulls out right in front of you. When all they had to do was look behind you and realize that there was no one behind you for at least 400 meters. Why could they just not have waited instead of pulling out in front of you, making you slow down so that they can get their shit up to speed. What pisses me off even more is when you're in a hurry, some fucker does that, and then proceeds to go slow as fuck. God fuck terrible drives. I hope they burn in hell.

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OneHugeBastard · 11-17-2002, 10:26 PM

What pisses me off the most is when people don't use their damn turn signals. They are put there for a reason, to signal a turn!!! It has happend to me at least twice today, i was driving along behind someone at a good distance and then all of the suddon they put on their breaks. As i am driving behind them, i don't realize their turning (because they don't have their damn turn signal on) and have to slam on my breaks when i get closer to them because they in fact ARE turning. DAMN THEM ALL!

Ugly Bastard · 11-17-2002, 11:05 PM

Perfect example of a place where people in Warsaw do not use their turn signals, and it fucking pisses me off:

When you are coming down that side road that eventually leads to the Elder-Beerman/Courthouse II shopping plaza; it is that road that when you are on it, Spikes, Noa-Noa, and that Tanning shop are on your right.

When you get down to the bottom of that hill, there is a T. Most people turn left at this T, but sometimes there will be a car coming from your left, so you do not go, you wait, thinking that they (for some reason) will be going straight instead of turning right and going up the hill that you just came down. But then at the last second, they turn right without even thinking for a second of putting their turn signal on.

Little things like that just piss me off. I sat there for anywhere from 5-10 seconds waiting on them, because their car indicated that they would be going straight. But instead, they fucking turn right, which had I known that, I would have been able to go well before that.

Anytime someone does this to me, their car usually gets pretty close to mine while they turn, so I of course always honk at them, and flip them off. Fuckers deserve it. USE YOUR GOD DAMNED TURN SIGNALS

-Ugly Bastard

11-18-2002, 12:10 AM

Amen Bastard. How about that turn on Pope St. (the one is at the Warsaw Cutglass corner)... you're coming from smith st. waiting to turn left (and then proceed around the curve and up to sports and imports), but you have to wait for bloody ever, then you finally get a chance, but some asshole is going straight during your one oppurtunity, wait, the refuck turns, what the hell, now as you begin to go, fuckers come from all directions to spot you again, then the whole thing starts again. The one day i just pull out and hope they turn, thats the day they'll go straight.. refucks...

tonguegina · 11-19-2002, 08:54 PM

What's worse than old people that are bad drivers are old women that are bad drivers. Ofcourse my path had to cross something even worse than that...an old mexican woman. It was last school year, the friday before spring break, and we had just got out of school. I went to work to check my schedual to make sure that I didn't have to work, since they have a tendancy to schedual us anyway. So I'm driving down the road, and the bitch ran a stop sign, and pulled right out in front of me, totaling my beautiful car. I loved that thing...it wasn't anything much, but it had low gas-mileage, low miles (it was a 92 with only 75,000), and it was manual. Everyone loved that beast...lets burn down the old mexican bitch's house.

Niger Angelus · 11-19-2002, 09:25 PM

I just got a new Zippo, lets go for it, sounds like a picnic, I will bring that sandwiches and it will be a great time.

Titan · 11-19-2002, 09:30 PM

I feel for you tonguegina... I too know the pleasures of having an early nineties car that works. And the anguish of OLD PEOPLE THINKING THEY ARE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF THE ROAD, and they have the right to go SLOWER THAN THE FECES EXITING MY ASSHOLE.
HOLY FUCK. I was riding with this old guy aclong time ago and he's proceeding to tell me how he can't turn his neck very far backwards (you know if you're going towards the lake/mexican plaza where paradise music is, coming from the ymca, that road that bissects the other road and an extremely sharp angle) anyway, he says he can't turn his neck back very far so he just usually pulls out VERY SLOWLY hoping that they will see him and not hit him and i'm like WHATTHEFUCK??? let me out the damn car you damn fucking crazy fuck!!!
and then there's that intersection, if you're going down center street, passing the ramada and junk and then you turn right to go to courthouse coffee, or sam goody - or if you're gay and retarded, radioshack or elder beerman - anyway you're on that small stretch of road, heading towards the parking lot and you don't have to stop, CUZ THERE IS NO STOP SIGN, yet for some reason, people think that just because there are two roads intersecting that their should be 4 stop signs so they pull out in front of me and the temptation to hit them is so extremely high, but since i like my car, i instead just honk their ass off like the mother fucker that i am.
not too mention those fucking retarded idiots, old and young alike, who, not only pull out in front of you, but CLEARLY SEE YOU COMING a MILE off, but are too timid to pull out... so they wait... they wait and wait and wait for you to pass and JUST WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO they realize 'oh, wow, i guess i could have pulled out a long time ago, may as well do it now' so that they can give anyone who may have been coming from a MILE OFF a FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!
so as pliedes stated, i like this term, what a bunch of 'refucks'.

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St. Anky · 12-09-2002, 02:51 AM

I was gonna start a new rant for this, but I figured I'd try and bring some more response to this one.

Ever think and wonder how long we actually spend driving? Seriously, by the time we're 70, we will at least have been spending a couple of years (add up the total time in car) driving. That for me is a shitty thought. I dont want to look back and realize I spent so much time driving in a fucking car when i would rather be sitting at home on nubblies.

If only we could increase speed limits, get shitty drivers who cause traffic jams (accidents, etc.) off the road, and find a more efficient road system, then we could live our lives to the fullest. Or at least not on the road...

11-17-2002, 09:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Being a teenager, as 95% of the members of the Nubblies.com message board are, an automatic stereotype of "crazy driver" is applied. In response, I say Fuck That. I go out and drive like a normal fucking human being (most of the time), while old motherfuckers find no qualms with pulling out in front of me and then looking at me like it was my fault simply because of my age. Newsflash motherfuckers: Just because you're old as shit doesn't mean that you have a free pass to be a terrible driver and blame it on those who are younger than you. There have been quite a few instance that completely support this. The other day I was driving through my neighborhood going the actual speed limit. In the distance, I saw a guy with a boat attached to his hitch trying to back into his driveway. He's backing up, coming forward, backing up, trying to get it perfect (which is fine with me). Of course, after he backs up, when he pulls forward, his truck is horizontal in the road...taking up the entire passageway. Being the considerate guy that I am, I slow down to time my passing in such a way that I'll go through while he is in the "backing up" stage. Everything is going fine, he backs up, I, still going the speed limit and on my side of the road, begin to pass in front of his driveway when, all of a sudden, the motherfucker goes forward, right at my fucking car. I had to swerve OFF OF THE FUCKING ROAD to avoid a collision. As I look in my rearview mirror, I don't see a symathetic driver, instead I see his bitch of a wife giving ME a dirty look. Fuck her and her terrible driver of a husband, I hope they both burn in hell. Like 2 weeks after that, I was, again, driving through my neighborhood not being wreckless in the least bit when I see a car a few houses ahead of me begin to go in reverse. I assume, like a normal human being, that he will stop at the end of his driveway to allow me to pass on the road. Evidently, because he was like 40 years old and I'm a teenager, he decided that I should yield to him pulling out of his motherfucking driveway. Again, I had to swerve to the extreme side of the road (I actually could stay on the road this time) to avoid having him plow into my passenger side. What a dumb motherfucker. I am full of rage as I write this post...that's why it may seem a bit more like a rambling than a coherent rant, but this topic kinda pisses me off to no end. Granted, I've made my few driving mistakes, but when I do I don't try to blame it on the innocent guy like the dirty bitch who threw a mean look my way after her husband attempted to kill me. Fuck those terrible drivers, and if you're a terrible driver, fuck you too.
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11-17-2002, 10:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	What also pisses me off is when some dumbass son of a bitch is waiting to pull out on the road that you're on. You're sittin there drivin along and the stupid bastard pulls out right in front of you. When all they had to do was look behind you and realize that there was no one behind you for at least 400 meters. Why could they just not have waited instead of pulling out in front of you, making you slow down so that they can get their shit up to speed. What pisses me off even more is when you're in a hurry, some fucker does that, and then proceeds to go slow as fuck. God fuck terrible drives. I hope they burn in hell. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited November 17, 2002).]
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11-18-2002, 12:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Amen Bastard. How about that turn on Pope St. (the one is at the Warsaw Cutglass corner)... you're coming from smith st. waiting to turn left (and then proceed around the curve and up to sports and imports), but you have to wait for bloody ever, then you finally get a chance, but some asshole is going straight during your one oppurtunity, wait, the refuck turns, what the hell, now as you begin to go, fuckers come from all directions to spot you again, then the whole thing starts again. The one day i just pull out and hope they turn, thats the day they'll go straight.. refucks...
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11-17-2002, 10:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i know where you are coming from orgazmo. This summer i was at an intersection that was in the shape of a "T". I was turning left. I did the standard look left, right and then left again. I noticed that the van heading in my direction had its right turn signal on so i decide to go. Turns out the bastard had no intention of turning right. So he slams on his brakes, and was about 4 feet from hitting my car as i was turning. Of course the piece of shit gives me the dirtiest look, because he forgot to turn his turn signal off.

11-17-2002, 10:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
OneHugeBastard Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw IN USA Posts: 193 Internets: 10	What pisses me off the most is when people don't use their damn turn signals. They are put there for a reason, to signal a turn!!! It has happend to me at least twice today, i was driving along behind someone at a good distance and then all of the suddon they put on their breaks. As i am driving behind them, i don't realize their turning (because they don't have their damn turn signal on) and have to slam on my breaks when i get closer to them because they in fact ARE turning. DAMN THEM ALL!

11-17-2002, 11:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Perfect example of a place where people in Warsaw do not use their turn signals, and it fucking pisses me off: When you are coming down that side road that eventually leads to the Elder-Beerman/Courthouse II shopping plaza; it is that road that when you are on it, Spikes, Noa-Noa, and that Tanning shop are on your right. When you get down to the bottom of that hill, there is a T. Most people turn left at this T, but sometimes there will be a car coming from your left, so you do not go, you wait, thinking that they (for some reason) will be going straight instead of turning right and going up the hill that you just came down. But then at the last second, they turn right without even thinking for a second of putting their turn signal on. Little things like that just piss me off. I sat there for anywhere from 5-10 seconds waiting on them, because their car indicated that they would be going straight. But instead, they fucking turn right, which had I known that, I would have been able to go well before that. Anytime someone does this to me, their car usually gets pretty close to mine while they turn, so I of course always honk at them, and flip them off. Fuckers deserve it. USE YOUR GOD DAMNED TURN SIGNALS -Ugly Bastard

11-19-2002, 08:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	What's worse than old people that are bad drivers are old women that are bad drivers. Ofcourse my path had to cross something even worse than that...an old mexican woman. It was last school year, the friday before spring break, and we had just got out of school. I went to work to check my schedual to make sure that I didn't have to work, since they have a tendancy to schedual us anyway. So I'm driving down the road, and the bitch ran a stop sign, and pulled right out in front of me, totaling my beautiful car. I loved that thing...it wasn't anything much, but it had low gas-mileage, low miles (it was a 92 with only 75,000), and it was manual. Everyone loved that beast...lets burn down the old mexican bitch's house.

11-19-2002, 09:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I just got a new Zippo, lets go for it, sounds like a picnic, I will bring that sandwiches and it will be a great time.

11-19-2002, 09:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I feel for you tonguegina... I too know the pleasures of having an early nineties car that works. And the anguish of OLD PEOPLE THINKING THEY ARE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF THE ROAD, and they have the right to go SLOWER THAN THE FECES EXITING MY ASSHOLE. HOLY FUCK. I was riding with this old guy aclong time ago and he's proceeding to tell me how he can't turn his neck very far backwards (you know if you're going towards the lake/mexican plaza where paradise music is, coming from the ymca, that road that bissects the other road and an extremely sharp angle) anyway, he says he can't turn his neck back very far so he just usually pulls out VERY SLOWLY hoping that they will see him and not hit him and i'm like WHATTHEFUCK??? let me out the damn car you damn fucking crazy fuck!!! and then there's that intersection, if you're going down center street, passing the ramada and junk and then you turn right to go to courthouse coffee, or sam goody - or if you're gay and retarded, radioshack or elder beerman - anyway you're on that small stretch of road, heading towards the parking lot and you don't have to stop, CUZ THERE IS NO STOP SIGN, yet for some reason, people think that just because there are two roads intersecting that their should be 4 stop signs so they pull out in front of me and the temptation to hit them is so extremely high, but since i like my car, i instead just honk their ass off like the mother fucker that i am. not too mention those fucking retarded idiots, old and young alike, who, not only pull out in front of you, but CLEARLY SEE YOU COMING a MILE off, but are too timid to pull out... so they wait... they wait and wait and wait for you to pass and JUST WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO they realize 'oh, wow, i guess i could have pulled out a long time ago, may as well do it now' so that they can give anyone who may have been coming from a MILE OFF a FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!! so as pliedes stated, i like this term, what a bunch of 'refucks'. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).] [This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).]

12-09-2002, 02:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I was gonna start a new rant for this, but I figured I'd try and bring some more response to this one. Ever think and wonder how long we actually spend driving? Seriously, by the time we're 70, we will at least have been spending a couple of years (add up the total time in car) driving. That for me is a shitty thought. I dont want to look back and realize I spent so much time driving in a fucking car when i would rather be sitting at home on nubblies. If only we could increase speed limits, get shitty drivers who cause traffic jams (accidents, etc.) off the road, and find a more efficient road system, then we could live our lives to the fullest. Or at least not on the road...