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Slexxor Central · 01-22-2003, 03:18 AM

Myself, and Mr. Ugly Bastard went to Cracker's Comedy Club in Indianapolis tonight. Mr. Bastard went up on stage to do some stand-up comedy. I can say it was a real treat. It was his first time on stage, and he did a damn good job. I can see a lot of potential in him, and I would recommend anyone go see him sometime. He's a very funny man. The stage he performed on was the same stage that Ellen DeGeneres, Dennis Miller, and Chris Rock have performed before.

He talked about strip-clubs, and black-comedians. He ended his set with a hilarious joke about puncturing one of his testicles after he fell down on purpose while immitating a white-kid getting gunned down by a "nigger"

It was quite the scene.

So yeah, I'm glad he invited me, I had a good time. If the old adage "every comedian bombs their first time on stage" is correct, Ugly Bastard proved that wrong tonight. Bravo.

Ugly Bastard · 01-22-2003, 03:23 AM

Why thank you Slex.

Slexxor Central also happened to take a photograph or two of the show.

(Disclaimer: The flash was on, and the pictures turned out looking like shit, we'll try to get some better one's next time)

Picture 1 - http://www.geocities.com/coryalberts...d-UpComedy.JPG

Picture 2 - http://www.geocities.com/coryalberts...-UpComedy1.JPG

Copy those urls do your address bar. Ugly, find a place that doesn't call itself "geocities" to host your pics...

Sorry for the poor quality of those pics.

If any of you care, I'm goin on next Tuesday Night at 8:30 at "Cracker's Comedy Club" in Indianapolis. It's something of a "contest" this week. The winner is based on how much applause he gets after everyone has performed.....so if any of you are bored, come out and scream so I can win

.....yeah, probably not.

Giddy-Up

-Ugly Bastard

PS: Alright shit...the pictures aren't working. I'm hoping Orgazmo can fix my little problem there

. Thanks buddy.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 22, 2003).]

Titan · 01-22-2003, 03:26 AM

Fuck yes man. I wish I could have been there.

I am EXTREMELY eager to see the videos.

When I first heard you did stand-up comedy I was like, "Well... FaCK! You facking should! You're facking hilarious!"

Everything about Ugly Bastard screams natural born comedian. I am glad that I know you and that in ten years, when I am on the street corner of "Dating Dynamics", scraping the slime off of the holes in my socks with an old Seraphim CD, you will be famous and getting butt-naked with a bunch of hotass chicks.

God Bless you Ugly Bastard, and here's to the start of a beautiful career.

Cheers.

Fuck man... I really would like to go... assuming I'm not going to be ass busy oh fuck... I can't I'll lose my fucking godamned fucking parking spot fucking fuck IU and their fucking bloodthirsty little fucktwat -
... go IU

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 22, 2003).]

tonguegina · 01-22-2003, 10:50 AM

I'm anxious to see it since you wouldn't let me fuckin' read it when I came down to visit. Let me know if you do it some weekend so I can come down and hear for myself.

bert · 01-22-2003, 01:21 PM

Ugly im proud to say that i will be there on Tuesday and i will bring a crowd or at least try since im located right here in Indy. i will get all the people around here to come support you can in hopes of you winning so you better win. im lookin forward to seein this perfomance so make it a damn good on too. not sayin that i wont. if i would have known you were there last night i would have had something to do and i would have been there so i'll see you next week then.

Ugly Bastard · 01-22-2003, 02:10 PM

Sweet ass! I'll be glad to see ya man. I forgot you were livin in Indy now, otherwise I woulda told ya about last night.

Lemme know if you need directions.

-Ugly Bastard

bert · 01-22-2003, 03:03 PM

no directions needed i'll be there. and i'll try to get as many people as possible...never been there but do you have to pay to get in?? if so not a problem but i was just curious. how many people are usually there for these showings...

Ugly Bastard · 01-22-2003, 05:58 PM

Umm, there are usually around 100 people. It is at "Cracker's Comedy Club" in Broad Ripple (there are two clubs, don't go to the wrong one).

It's like $8 to get in....so basically the equivalent to going to a movie.

-Ugly Bastard

vader521 · 01-22-2003, 06:16 PM

sounds awesome man, where is this place located?

i will try to get a whole fuck load of people to come

Ugly Bastard · 01-22-2003, 06:27 PM

As mentioned in previous posts, its in the Broad Ripple Plaza, on the Northside of Indy, and it's 6212 N. College Ave.

I have no clue who you are...but say hi if you come. Giddy-Up.

-Ugly Bastard

vader521 · 01-22-2003, 06:30 PM

awesome

St. Anky · 01-22-2003, 10:06 PM

Sounds great man, tell me when you'll be up there again, I'll make a trip down. If you suck, at least I can join in the yelling and screaming.

bert · 01-29-2003, 10:10 PM

i had the opportunity to see UB in action last night and i was a good time i really enjoyed it even though he did have an off night but he was going up against some tough competition but altogether it was a good time and i would recommend anyone to go to Crackers there is one if ft. wayne for those of you in warsaw and for those of us around Indy there are 2 of them here that arnt too far from each other. but UB has some potential and im looking forward to his next performance.

StDx · 01-29-2003, 11:42 PM

bert, I live in ft. wayne and have never heard of a crackers being around here. where is it?

Titan · 01-29-2003, 11:44 PM

stdx - you understood that sentence?
well... those two sentences...

StDx · 01-30-2003, 12:06 AM

it was rough, but I think I was able to cypher through it. my favorite part was the usage of the word 'arnt'.

Ugly Bastard · 01-30-2003, 02:20 AM

To summarize what Mr. bert so lovingly tried to say:

1.) He had a good time last night....good for him.

2.) If you want to come to Cracker's Comedy Club in the Broad Ripple Village in Indianapolis on Tuesday Nights, you might just a see a little bastard there....a little Ugly Bastard.

Thanks bert for showin up and bringin some friends, it was cool of you.

And yeah.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 01-30-2003, 02:29 AM

Titan is wondering if we can watch some videos for the TNT Celebration.

Hey, did I just make that up? Yeah, I'm going to go make note of that elsewhere.

bert · 02-04-2003, 01:29 AM

when is your next visit to crackers. im looking forward to going back and saying what you have to say?

Ugly Bastard · 02-04-2003, 01:30 AM

I'll let you know.

I'm not sure if I'm goin tomorrow or not...just gonna play it by ear.

-Ugly Bastard

bert · 02-04-2003, 01:33 AM

alright thats cool just leave me a message if you are going anytime soon. its always a good laugh and something to do.

01-22-2003, 03:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Slexxor Central Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 10 Internets: 10	Myself, and Mr. Ugly Bastard went to Cracker's Comedy Club in Indianapolis tonight. Mr. Bastard went up on stage to do some stand-up comedy. I can say it was a real treat. It was his first time on stage, and he did a damn good job. I can see a lot of potential in him, and I would recommend anyone go see him sometime. He's a very funny man. The stage he performed on was the same stage that Ellen DeGeneres, Dennis Miller, and Chris Rock have performed before. He talked about strip-clubs, and black-comedians. He ended his set with a hilarious joke about puncturing one of his testicles after he fell down on purpose while immitating a white-kid getting gunned down by a "nigger" It was quite the scene. So yeah, I'm glad he invited me, I had a good time. If the old adage "every comedian bombs their first time on stage" is correct, Ugly Bastard proved that wrong tonight. Bravo.

01-22-2003, 03:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Why thank you Slex. Slexxor Central also happened to take a photograph or two of the show. (Disclaimer: The flash was on, and the pictures turned out looking like shit, we'll try to get some better one's next time) Picture 1 - http://www.geocities.com/coryalberts...d-UpComedy.JPG Picture 2 - http://www.geocities.com/coryalberts...-UpComedy1.JPG Copy those urls do your address bar. Ugly, find a place that doesn't call itself "geocities" to host your pics... Sorry for the poor quality of those pics. If any of you care, I'm goin on next Tuesday Night at 8:30 at "Cracker's Comedy Club" in Indianapolis. It's something of a "contest" this week. The winner is based on how much applause he gets after everyone has performed.....so if any of you are bored, come out and scream so I can win .....yeah, probably not. Giddy-Up -Ugly Bastard PS: Alright shit...the pictures aren't working. I'm hoping Orgazmo can fix my little problem there . Thanks buddy. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 22, 2003).]

01-22-2003, 03:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Fuck yes man. I wish I could have been there. I am EXTREMELY eager to see the videos. When I first heard you did stand-up comedy I was like, "Well... FaCK! You facking should! You're facking hilarious!" Everything about Ugly Bastard screams natural born comedian. I am glad that I know you and that in ten years, when I am on the street corner of "Dating Dynamics", scraping the slime off of the holes in my socks with an old Seraphim CD, you will be famous and getting butt-naked with a bunch of hotass chicks. God Bless you Ugly Bastard, and here's to the start of a beautiful career. Cheers. Fuck man... I really would like to go... assuming I'm not going to be ass busy oh fuck... I can't I'll lose my fucking godamned fucking parking spot fucking fuck IU and their fucking bloodthirsty little fucktwat - ... go IU [This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 22, 2003).]

01-22-2003, 10:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I'm anxious to see it since you wouldn't let me fuckin' read it when I came down to visit. Let me know if you do it some weekend so I can come down and hear for myself.

01-22-2003, 01:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	Ugly im proud to say that i will be there on Tuesday and i will bring a crowd or at least try since im located right here in Indy. i will get all the people around here to come support you can in hopes of you winning so you better win. im lookin forward to seein this perfomance so make it a damn good on too. not sayin that i wont. if i would have known you were there last night i would have had something to do and i would have been there so i'll see you next week then.

01-22-2003, 02:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Sweet ass! I'll be glad to see ya man. I forgot you were livin in Indy now, otherwise I woulda told ya about last night. Lemme know if you need directions. -Ugly Bastard

01-22-2003, 03:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	no directions needed i'll be there. and i'll try to get as many people as possible...never been there but do you have to pay to get in?? if so not a problem but i was just curious. how many people are usually there for these showings...

01-22-2003, 05:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Umm, there are usually around 100 people. It is at "Cracker's Comedy Club" in Broad Ripple (there are two clubs, don't go to the wrong one). It's like $8 to get in....so basically the equivalent to going to a movie. -Ugly Bastard

01-22-2003, 06:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	sounds awesome man, where is this place located? i will try to get a whole fuck load of people to come

01-22-2003, 06:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	As mentioned in previous posts, its in the Broad Ripple Plaza, on the Northside of Indy, and it's 6212 N. College Ave. I have no clue who you are...but say hi if you come. Giddy-Up. -Ugly Bastard

01-22-2003, 06:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	awesome

01-22-2003, 10:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Sounds great man, tell me when you'll be up there again, I'll make a trip down. If you suck, at least I can join in the yelling and screaming.

01-29-2003, 10:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	i had the opportunity to see UB in action last night and i was a good time i really enjoyed it even though he did have an off night but he was going up against some tough competition but altogether it was a good time and i would recommend anyone to go to Crackers there is one if ft. wayne for those of you in warsaw and for those of us around Indy there are 2 of them here that arnt too far from each other. but UB has some potential and im looking forward to his next performance.

01-29-2003, 11:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	bert, I live in ft. wayne and have never heard of a crackers being around here. where is it?

01-29-2003, 11:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	stdx - you understood that sentence? well... those two sentences...

01-30-2003, 12:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	it was rough, but I think I was able to cypher through it. my favorite part was the usage of the word 'arnt'.

01-30-2003, 02:20 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	To summarize what Mr. bert so lovingly tried to say: 1.) He had a good time last night....good for him. 2.) If you want to come to Cracker's Comedy Club in the Broad Ripple Village in Indianapolis on Tuesday Nights, you might just a see a little bastard there....a little Ugly Bastard. Thanks bert for showin up and bringin some friends, it was cool of you. And yeah. -Ugly Bastard

01-30-2003, 02:29 AM	#18 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Titan is wondering if we can watch some videos for the TNT Celebration. Hey, did I just make that up? Yeah, I'm going to go make note of that elsewhere.

02-04-2003, 01:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	when is your next visit to crackers. im looking forward to going back and saying what you have to say?

02-04-2003, 01:30 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'll let you know. I'm not sure if I'm goin tomorrow or not...just gonna play it by ear. -Ugly Bastard

02-04-2003, 01:33 AM	#21 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	alright thats cool just leave me a message if you are going anytime soon. its always a good laugh and something to do.