10-15-2005, 05:51 PM | #351 (permalink) |
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FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU THREE WAYS TO THE WEEKEND!!!!!
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10-15-2005, 08:10 PM | #353 (permalink) |
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do english people qualifyt to post here?
'FYI Sorry, the password you entered is not correct. ' FUCK YOU PASSWORD YOU WERE CORRECT YOUR JUST TRYING OT PISS ME OFF BECAUSE IM DRUNK btu you didnt win didy ou??? dude i hate u2 WE GONNAN ROCK DOWN YO ELECTRIC ANVENUE |
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10-17-2005, 12:17 PM | #354 (permalink) | |
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10-20-2005, 03:33 AM | #355 (permalink) |
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So i'm doing the classic "check everyone's car to see if they're unlocked" on the way back from the bar tonight, and as i'm checking a car, i see a face in teh car right next to it. I'm like "oh shit". He says "What are you doing?" and i say "what the fuck are you doing?" and he says "i live here" and i said "here? in the car?" and he says, no, in the house right there...what are you doing checking all the cars?" and i said "I think you should shut the fuck up before i check you"
He then proceeded to shut the car door hard and hit my head on the way out. Because of this, i reared back, and smashed his window with my fist. After this, i ran like hell back to my place. I may have smashed his window, but i'm not done with this fucker yet. I know where he lives. This is going to be a tough year for this bastard. |
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10-20-2005, 03:38 AM | #357 (permalink) |
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yes it is definitely a crime. I was drunk and i picked it up from my klepto roommate. SORRY
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10-20-2005, 03:45 AM | #358 (permalink) |
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So basically some guy was minding his own business when he saw a potential thief. Deciding to do the right thing he asked what you were doing, giving you the benefit of the doubt. You in turn become aggressive and hostile with him, resulting in smashing his car window...And he's the bastard?
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10-20-2005, 03:46 AM | #359 (permalink) |
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yes.
EDIT:Let it be known, I fully realize I am in the wrong here, i'm just saying, if someone hit's my head with a car door, they're getting shit done back to them. [ October 20, 2005, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ] |
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10-20-2005, 04:15 AM | #360 (permalink) |
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Mr. Blonde, I didn't know you were the theivery type. If you really smashed his window, youre gonna have a bad surprise in the morning when you realized youve fractured your hand.
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10-20-2005, 04:27 AM | #361 (permalink) |
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Time out mother foucjers. I am going to muncie aon satruday to get my lip done. hoolla if you would like to. then we are goiung to showgirls III to get some dances from trionity, because she gives me hour priveate dances for cheaop and is hot. I am going to get a cig and then drink some more and then i will be back.
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10-20-2005, 05:21 AM | #362 (permalink) |
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tonight at bluebird $3 cover $.15 beers as usual for a wednesday but i didnt buy a single $.15 beer which is dissapointing just pitchers and a couple gin and tonics (old habits die hard) but i ran into my slut neighbors and i dont mean slut in the good wya, fucking whores i hate them they always try to start shit and steal things from us i hate them
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11-05-2005, 09:04 PM | #369 (permalink) |
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Nothing like partying till 6 in the morning, kids. Nothing.
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11-06-2005, 06:33 AM | #370 (permalink) |
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Nothing like going to a confrence and starting taking shots of whickey at 8am and not stopping drinking until 2am. My liver is going to kill me but goddamn can Citadel people drink, even the bitches were taking shots at 8am.
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11-13-2005, 06:29 AM | #373 (permalink) |
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LOL at one of the funniest lines i've heard from some random, to drop off the "babysitter" at the bars.
I've had a couple of classes with the guy, but I reallly don't know the guy. We were out, and the chick he was hitting on was HOT, her friend was decent I'd say 7.5/8 out of 10. But she was the typical drunk mom/babysitter. So the guy was like "hey, you see that guy right there, he played rugby for Ball State and he's a sexy motherfucker, go dance with him." At this commment, I laugh, and chick comes over and starts dancing and whatnot. He got me a drink, so I kept up with babysitter for a bit for him, just for the sole fact that I found his approach rather humorous. I had zero intentions on doing anything with this chick, and probably easily could have, but I just babysat the babysitter for a bit to help the guy out. |