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Ugly Bastard · 10-15-2005, 05:51 PM

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU THREE WAYS TO THE WEEKEND!!!!!

Seven and One MOTHERFUCKERS. We won SEVEN GOD DAMN GAMES IN A ROW before finally barely losing our eighth game (is was a one cup on one cup finale). FUCK YOU!

-UB

Beebs · 10-15-2005, 06:43 PM

You had an underhand throwing partner, how many games you won is irrelevant.

Heaven Can Wait · 10-15-2005, 08:10 PM

do english people qualifyt to post here?
'FYI
Sorry, the password you entered is not correct. '

FUCK YOU PASSWORD YOU WERE CORRECT YOUR JUST TRYING OT PISS ME OFF BECAUSE IM DRUNK btu you didnt win didy ou???
dude i hate u2
WE GONNAN ROCK DOWN YO ELECTRIC ANVENUE

f3lix · 10-17-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU THREE WAYS TO THE WEEKEND!!!!!

Seven and One MOTHERFUCKERS. We won SEVEN GOD DAMN GAMES IN A ROW before finally barely losing our eighth game (is was a one cup on one cup finale). FUCK YOU!

-UB

And then you got teabagged

Mr. Blonde · 10-20-2005, 03:33 AM

So i'm doing the classic "check everyone's car to see if they're unlocked" on the way back from the bar tonight, and as i'm checking a car, i see a face in teh car right next to it. I'm like "oh shit". He says "What are you doing?" and i say "what the fuck are you doing?" and he says "i live here" and i said "here? in the car?" and he says, no, in the house right there...what are you doing checking all the cars?" and i said "I think you should shut the fuck up before i check you"

He then proceeded to shut the car door hard and hit my head on the way out. Because of this, i reared back, and smashed his window with my fist. After this, i ran like hell back to my place.

I may have smashed his window, but i'm not done with this fucker yet. I know where he lives. This is going to be a tough year for this bastard.

Beebs · 10-20-2005, 03:37 AM

What the fuck? I believe the "classic check everyones car to see if they're unlocked" is some sort of crime.

Mr. Blonde · 10-20-2005, 03:38 AM

yes it is definitely a crime. I was drunk and i picked it up from my klepto roommate. SORRY

Repugnant Abomination · 10-20-2005, 03:45 AM

So basically some guy was minding his own business when he saw a potential thief. Deciding to do the right thing he asked what you were doing, giving you the benefit of the doubt. You in turn become aggressive and hostile with him, resulting in smashing his car window...And he's the bastard?

What a prick. Give 'em hell!

Mr. Blonde · 10-20-2005, 03:46 AM

yes.

EDIT:Let it be known, I fully realize I am in the wrong here, i'm just saying, if someone hit's my head with a car door, they're getting shit done back to them.

[ October 20, 2005, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-20-2005, 04:15 AM

Mr. Blonde, I didn't know you were the theivery type. If you really smashed his window, youre gonna have a bad surprise in the morning when you realized youve fractured your hand.

[ October 20, 2005, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

Niger Angelus · 10-20-2005, 04:27 AM

Time out mother foucjers. I am going to muncie aon satruday to get my lip done. hoolla if you would like to. then we are goiung to showgirls III to get some dances from trionity, because she gives me hour priveate dances for cheaop and is hot. I am going to get a cig and then drink some more and then i will be back.
Niiigggga.

10-20-2005, 05:21 AM

tonight at bluebird $3 cover $.15 beers as usual for a wednesday but i didnt buy a single $.15 beer which is dissapointing just pitchers and a couple gin and tonics (old habits die hard) but i ran into my slut neighbors and i dont mean slut in the good wya, fucking whores i hate them they always try to start shit and steal things from us i hate them

Niger Angelus · 10-20-2005, 05:34 AM

ciroc and rtropicana, gooooooooood. i am goint to dbed now.

10-20-2005, 06:31 AM

Interesting.

Gin and tonics.

Niger Angelus · 10-20-2005, 06:10 PM

Last night I think it is safe to say I was pretty drunk. As far as my last post, the ciroc and tropicana, I was just taking shots and chasing them with oj because I was too lazy to mix them.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-20-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
yes.

EDIT:Let it be known, I fully realize I am in the wrong here, i'm just saying, if someone hit's my head with a car door, they're getting shit done back to them.

Do update, please.

Niger Angelus · 11-03-2005, 05:31 AM

Dissarono, poker. What more cn you ask for?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-03-2005, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Dissarono, poker. What more cn you ask for?

drunk,talkng to IT guy on comsast for about 45 mins, getting shit to work, but not for rroomies, then playing on pokerstarss.

HOOOOOOOOOOOORAY BEER. AND GAMBOOOOOOOLING.

Mr. Blonde · 11-05-2005, 09:04 PM

Nothing like partying till 6 in the morning, kids. Nothing.

hellcat · 11-06-2005, 06:33 AM

Nothing like going to a confrence and starting taking shots of whickey at 8am and not stopping drinking until 2am. My liver is going to kill me but goddamn can Citadel people drink, even the bitches were taking shots at 8am.

Beebs · 11-12-2005, 06:16 PM

TTT so the stupid bullshit isn't at the top

Ugly Bastard · 11-13-2005, 05:33 AM

Motherfuck me three ways to the weekend! Mother fuck me three ways to the weekend! BIIITCHES!!!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] i cna't beleive i found this threadQ!

-UB

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-13-2005, 06:29 AM

LOL at one of the funniest lines i've heard from some random, to drop off the "babysitter" at the bars.

I've had a couple of classes with the guy, but I reallly don't know the guy. We were out, and the chick he was hitting on was HOT, her friend was decent I'd say 7.5/8 out of 10. But she was the typical drunk mom/babysitter. So the guy was like "hey, you see that guy right there, he played rugby for Ball State and he's a sexy motherfucker, go dance with him." At this commment, I laugh, and chick comes over and starts dancing and whatnot. He got me a drink, so I kept up with babysitter for a bit for him, just for the sole fact that I found his approach rather humorous.

I had zero intentions on doing anything with this chick, and probably easily could have, but I just babysat the babysitter for a bit to help the guy out.

MAGICLIT · 11-14-2005, 02:53 AM

yeah so, my fuckin family kicks ass! Brooklyn in the house. yes im a intoxicated.

11-20-2005, 08:47 AM

10-15-2005, 08:10 PM	#353 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	do english people qualifyt to post here? 'FYI Sorry, the password you entered is not correct. ' FUCK YOU PASSWORD YOU WERE CORRECT YOUR JUST TRYING OT PISS ME OFF BECAUSE IM DRUNK btu you didnt win didy ou??? dude i hate u2 WE GONNAN ROCK DOWN YO ELECTRIC ANVENUE
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

10-20-2005, 03:33 AM	#355 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	So i'm doing the classic "check everyone's car to see if they're unlocked" on the way back from the bar tonight, and as i'm checking a car, i see a face in teh car right next to it. I'm like "oh shit". He says "What are you doing?" and i say "what the fuck are you doing?" and he says "i live here" and i said "here? in the car?" and he says, no, in the house right there...what are you doing checking all the cars?" and i said "I think you should shut the fuck up before i check you" He then proceeded to shut the car door hard and hit my head on the way out. Because of this, i reared back, and smashed his window with my fist. After this, i ran like hell back to my place. I may have smashed his window, but i'm not done with this fucker yet. I know where he lives. This is going to be a tough year for this bastard.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-20-2005, 03:38 AM	#357 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	yes it is definitely a crime. I was drunk and i picked it up from my klepto roommate. SORRY
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-20-2005, 03:46 AM	#359 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	yes. EDIT:Let it be known, I fully realize I am in the wrong here, i'm just saying, if someone hit's my head with a car door, they're getting shit done back to them. [ October 20, 2005, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-20-2005, 04:15 AM	#360 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Mr. Blonde, I didn't know you were the theivery type. If you really smashed his window, youre gonna have a bad surprise in the morning when you realized youve fractured your hand. [ October 20, 2005, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

10-15-2005, 05:51 PM	#351 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU THREE WAYS TO THE WEEKEND!!!!! Seven and One MOTHERFUCKERS. We won SEVEN GOD DAMN GAMES IN A ROW before finally barely losing our eighth game (is was a one cup on one cup finale). FUCK YOU! -UB

10-15-2005, 06:43 PM	#352 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	You had an underhand throwing partner, how many games you won is irrelevant.

10-20-2005, 03:37 AM	#356 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	What the fuck? I believe the "classic check everyones car to see if they're unlocked" is some sort of crime.

10-20-2005, 03:45 AM	#358 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	So basically some guy was minding his own business when he saw a potential thief. Deciding to do the right thing he asked what you were doing, giving you the benefit of the doubt. You in turn become aggressive and hostile with him, resulting in smashing his car window...And he's the bastard? What a prick. Give 'em hell!

10-20-2005, 04:27 AM	#361 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Time out mother foucjers. I am going to muncie aon satruday to get my lip done. hoolla if you would like to. then we are goiung to showgirls III to get some dances from trionity, because she gives me hour priveate dances for cheaop and is hot. I am going to get a cig and then drink some more and then i will be back. Niiigggga.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-20-2005, 05:21 AM	#362 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	tonight at bluebird $3 cover $.15 beers as usual for a wednesday but i didnt buy a single $.15 beer which is dissapointing just pitchers and a couple gin and tonics (old habits die hard) but i ran into my slut neighbors and i dont mean slut in the good wya, fucking whores i hate them they always try to start shit and steal things from us i hate them
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

10-20-2005, 05:34 AM	#363 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	ciroc and rtropicana, gooooooooood. i am goint to dbed now.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-20-2005, 06:31 AM	#364 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Interesting. Gin and tonics.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

10-20-2005, 06:10 PM	#365 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Last night I think it is safe to say I was pretty drunk. As far as my last post, the ciroc and tropicana, I was just taking shots and chasing them with oj because I was too lazy to mix them.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-03-2005, 05:31 AM	#367 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Dissarono, poker. What more cn you ask for?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-05-2005, 09:04 PM	#369 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Nothing like partying till 6 in the morning, kids. Nothing.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-06-2005, 06:33 AM	#370 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Nothing like going to a confrence and starting taking shots of whickey at 8am and not stopping drinking until 2am. My liver is going to kill me but goddamn can Citadel people drink, even the bitches were taking shots at 8am.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

11-12-2005, 06:16 PM	#371 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	TTT so the stupid bullshit isn't at the top

11-13-2005, 05:33 AM	#372 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Motherfuck me three ways to the weekend! Mother fuck me three ways to the weekend! BIIITCHES!!!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] i cna't beleive i found this threadQ! -UB

11-13-2005, 06:29 AM	#373 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	LOL at one of the funniest lines i've heard from some random, to drop off the "babysitter" at the bars. I've had a couple of classes with the guy, but I reallly don't know the guy. We were out, and the chick he was hitting on was HOT, her friend was decent I'd say 7.5/8 out of 10. But she was the typical drunk mom/babysitter. So the guy was like "hey, you see that guy right there, he played rugby for Ball State and he's a sexy motherfucker, go dance with him." At this commment, I laugh, and chick comes over and starts dancing and whatnot. He got me a drink, so I kept up with babysitter for a bit for him, just for the sole fact that I found his approach rather humorous. I had zero intentions on doing anything with this chick, and probably easily could have, but I just babysat the babysitter for a bit to help the guy out.

11-14-2005, 02:53 AM	#374 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yeah so, my fuckin family kicks ass! Brooklyn in the house. yes im a intoxicated.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-20-2005, 08:47 AM	#375 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Die.
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