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Ugly Bastard · 03-30-2005, 08:23 PM

MY NEW SHOES ARE HERE!!

Oh fuck! You know what I just realized!?! I'M ON TILT!! YEEEHAWWW!!!

-Ugly Bastard

[ March 30, 2005, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Ironic Mustache · 03-30-2005, 08:30 PM

4:30 is quitting time, so I still have 2 hours. Not THAT bad.

StDx · 03-30-2005, 08:53 PM

I worked 7-5:30 with some of the most annoying people fort wayne has to offer. The best thing that happened to me today was clocking out with the knowledge that I'm off all day tomorrow.

sim_flex_x · 03-30-2005, 09:22 PM

UB that's a really scary picture [img]smile.gif[/img]
I took a 3.5 hour nap this afternoon, it was wonderful

Ironic Mustache · 03-30-2005, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StDx:
I worked 7-5:30 with some of the most annoying people fort wayne has to offer. The best thing that happened to me today was clocking out with the knowledge that I'm off all day tomorrow.

Fuck yeah... Cesar Chavez is the man for getting me tomorrow off.

StDx · 03-30-2005, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by StDx:
I worked 7-5:30 with some of the most annoying people fort wayne has to offer. The best thing that happened to me today was clocking out with the knowledge that I'm off all day tomorrow.

Fuck yeah... Cesar Chavez is the man for getting me tomorrow off.[/quote]
some mexican is getting you off tomorrow?
I don't think I'd tell anybody about that.

Ironic Mustache · 03-30-2005, 09:46 PM

Not just any mexican, CESAR CHAVEZ. That makes it ok.

underwater · 03-31-2005, 02:20 AM

The best thing that happened to me today was that I felt like I fell in love all over again.

Awwww. I feel all fuzzy and pink and shit.

Calamity Jane · 04-04-2005, 10:00 PM

the best thing that happened to me today was that i got to leave work an hour early.

sim_flex_x · 04-05-2005, 12:47 AM

I just won the NCAA Tournament Bracket for my hall and won a $10 Gift Card to Best Buy. I'm so badass

Ugly Bastard · 04-05-2005, 12:56 AM

Now you can buy a DVD on self-humility.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 01:41 PM

I got to work an hour late today, but fuck it I had cold pizza and a soda.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-05-2005, 02:19 PM

My class got canceled this morning. You cant see me right now, but I'm actually doing a partially erotic dance to express the joy I'm feeling inside.

-And that's my post.

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 02:24 PM

I trust you're wearing only one party hat? Anything more for this occasion would be too gawdy.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-05-2005, 02:28 PM

Yeah just one, and it's placed on my forehead like a Unicorn. Why you ask? Because this is the rare Unicorn erotica dance of joy.

-And that's my post.

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 02:34 PM

I've only seen that once before... I must know where you learned it. In return for your tutelage, I shall teach you the Southern Chilean Wombat Hornpipe.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-05-2005, 02:40 PM

Very well...

I was hiking across the Himalayas a few summers ago when I came upon a vast clearing. Snow as far as the eye could see...Just then I heard the beautiful sound of a flute playing across the wind. Intrigued I pressed forward and found a Leprechaun playing the flute while a Unicorn danced erotically to the haunting melody. When they spotted me I could tell they were about to run, as all creatures of myth and lore fear man...But then they stopped. They could see through my soul and knew I had a good aura.

Several hours and orgasm's later we all lay pressed against eachother, just being. It was then in our most vulnerable state that we all taught eachother something. The Unicorn, who's name was nameless, taught me the dance.

-And that's my post.

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 03:11 PM

Stand by for the history of the south chilean wombat hornpipe... A riveting tale of treachy, deceit and murder on the high seas. I need to write it first though, hold on.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-05-2005, 04:04 PM

It's the high seas part that has me giddy with anticipation.

-And that's my post and you have no idea how sick of doing this I am.

Mr. Blonde · 04-05-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:

Several hours and orgasm's later we all lay pressed against eachother, just being. It was then in our most vulnerable state that we all taught eachother something. The Unicorn, who's name was nameless, taught me the dance.

You had sex with a Unicorn and a Leprechaun?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-05-2005, 04:51 PM

I think made love is the more proper term.

Sounds like a once in a life time experience, someone would have to be mad to pass that up.

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 04:55 PM

‘Twas a stormy night it was, up around the northerly western coast of Chile. My crew and I were stuck between Lucifer’s Reef and a storm that was coming in quick off our port. With no safe harbor in site, we engaged in the race of our lives down the coast to the Peninsula de Taitao.

I could tell that my crew was mutinous, as the majority of them had not rationed their supplies as they should have. The lucky one’s teeth had rotted from scurvy, the unlucky, were already dead.

I gave the first mate the watch as I went below for a quick swill of grog I’d been hoarding. As soon as I hit my bunk however, I fell asleep.

I did not stir again until the screams of “PIRATES!” jerked me from my peaceful slumber.

TIME OUT

I apologize, I had great hopes for this story, but it's taking forever and just isn't going anywhere.

The truth is... I've never been to Chile. I made this whole story up! I learned the Chilean Wombat Hornpipe from the discovery channel... I feel so ashamed.

[ April 05, 2005, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Repugnant Abomination · 04-05-2005, 04:57 PM

Yes, I made love with a Unicorn and Leprechaun in the Himalayas. The memory will live in my heart forever.

-And that's my post.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-05-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
[TIME OUT

I apologize, I had great hopes for this story, but it's taking forever and just isn't going anywhere.

The truth is... I've never been to Chile. I made this whole story up! I learned the Chilean Wombat Hornpipe from the discovery channel... I feel so ashamed.

LOL! Pwn3d!!

-And that's my post.

The Discovery Channel · 04-05-2005, 05:16 PM

Damn right you did. We are the only network to have properly documented the Southern Chilean Wombat Hornpipe and lived to tell the tale, and don't you forget it, bitch.

[ April 05, 2005, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: The Discovery Channel ]

03-30-2005, 08:23 PM	#51 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<font size="10">MY NEW SHOES ARE HERE!!</font> Oh fuck! You know what I just realized!?! I'M ON TILT!! YEEEHAWWW!!! -Ugly Bastard [ March 30, 2005, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

03-30-2005, 08:30 PM	#52 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	4:30 is quitting time, so I still have 2 hours. Not THAT bad.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-30-2005, 09:46 PM	#57 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Not just any mexican, CESAR CHAVEZ. That makes it ok.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-31-2005, 02:20 AM	#58 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	The best thing that happened to me today was that I felt like I fell in love all over again. Awwww. I feel all fuzzy and pink and shit.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

04-05-2005, 01:41 PM	#62 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I got to work an hour late today, but fuck it I had cold pizza and a soda.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-30-2005, 08:53 PM	#53 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I worked 7-5:30 with some of the most annoying people fort wayne has to offer. The best thing that happened to me today was clocking out with the knowledge that I'm off all day tomorrow.

03-30-2005, 09:22 PM	#54 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	UB that's a really scary picture [img]smile.gif[/img] I took a 3.5 hour nap this afternoon, it was wonderful

04-04-2005, 10:00 PM	#59 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	the best thing that happened to me today was that i got to leave work an hour early.

04-05-2005, 12:47 AM	#60 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	I just won the NCAA Tournament Bracket for my hall and won a $10 Gift Card to Best Buy. I'm so badass

04-05-2005, 12:56 AM	#61 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Now you can buy a DVD on self-humility. -Ugly Bastard

04-05-2005, 02:19 PM	#63 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	My class got canceled this morning. You cant see me right now, but I'm actually doing a partially erotic dance to express the joy I'm feeling inside. -And that's my post.

04-05-2005, 02:24 PM	#64 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I trust you're wearing only one party hat? Anything more for this occasion would be too gawdy.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-05-2005, 02:28 PM	#65 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Yeah just one, and it's placed on my forehead like a Unicorn. Why you ask? Because this is the rare Unicorn erotica dance of joy. -And that's my post.

04-05-2005, 02:34 PM	#66 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've only seen that once before... I must know where you learned it. In return for your tutelage, I shall teach you the Southern Chilean Wombat Hornpipe.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-05-2005, 02:40 PM	#67 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Very well... I was hiking across the Himalayas a few summers ago when I came upon a vast clearing. Snow as far as the eye could see...Just then I heard the beautiful sound of a flute playing across the wind. Intrigued I pressed forward and found a Leprechaun playing the flute while a Unicorn danced erotically to the haunting melody. When they spotted me I could tell they were about to run, as all creatures of myth and lore fear man...But then they stopped. They could see through my soul and knew I had a good aura. Several hours and orgasm's later we all lay pressed against eachother, just being. It was then in our most vulnerable state that we all taught eachother something. The Unicorn, who's name was nameless, taught me the dance. -And that's my post.

04-05-2005, 03:11 PM	#68 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Stand by for the history of the south chilean wombat hornpipe... A riveting tale of treachy, deceit and murder on the high seas. I need to write it first though, hold on.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-05-2005, 04:04 PM	#69 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	It's the high seas part that has me giddy with anticipation. -And that's my post and you have no idea how sick of doing this I am.

04-05-2005, 04:51 PM	#71 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I think made love is the more proper term. Sounds like a once in a life time experience, someone would have to be mad to pass that up.
	#YOLO

04-05-2005, 04:55 PM	#72 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	‘Twas a stormy night it was, up around the northerly western coast of Chile. My crew and I were stuck between Lucifer’s Reef and a storm that was coming in quick off our port. With no safe harbor in site, we engaged in the race of our lives down the coast to the Peninsula de Taitao. I could tell that my crew was mutinous, as the majority of them had not rationed their supplies as they should have. The lucky one’s teeth had rotted from scurvy, the unlucky, were already dead. I gave the first mate the watch as I went below for a quick swill of grog I’d been hoarding. As soon as I hit my bunk however, I fell asleep. I did not stir again until the screams of “PIRATES!” jerked me from my peaceful slumber. TIME OUT I apologize, I had great hopes for this story, but it's taking forever and just isn't going anywhere. The truth is... I've never been to Chile. I made this whole story up! I learned the Chilean Wombat Hornpipe from the discovery channel... I feel so ashamed. [ April 05, 2005, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-05-2005, 04:57 PM	#73 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Yes, I made love with a Unicorn and Leprechaun in the Himalayas. The memory will live in my heart forever. -And that's my post.

04-05-2005, 05:16 PM	#75 (permalink)
The Discovery Channel Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cable TV Posts: 4 Internets: 10	Damn right you did. We are the only network to have properly documented the Southern Chilean Wombat Hornpipe and lived to tell the tale, and don't you forget it, bitch. [ April 05, 2005, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: The Discovery Channel ]