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Schroeder · 10-08-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Osiris:
Random Thought of the Day - October 8, 2003
It costs something like $300,000 to execute a person at the federal prison in Terre Haute.

It costs $5 for a rope to lynch someone in the Courthouse Square.

and you can have the rope back. I think public executions would help prevent crime. Heck, if all we had to do was keep the budget under $300,000 to save money, we could come up with all sorts of unusual/cruel ways to get rid of criminals. Any suggestions?

bitch · 10-08-2003, 06:33 PM

The eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth idea would be a good start.

Osiris · 10-08-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by bitch:
The eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth idea would be a good start.

And the whole world would be blind and toothless.

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
we could come up with all sorts of unusual/cruel ways to get rid of criminals.

Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

What do we define as cruel and unusual though? Many argue that the death penelty is excessively cruel.

[ October 08, 2003, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Osiris ]

Schroeder · 10-08-2003, 06:56 PM

Bullcrap, America's death penalty is weak. That's why we have so much crime. Look at most Asian countries. They are allowed to cane you and stuff like that, but that keeps their crime rate low. In America, even if you are convicted to die, what do you get: a shot that makes you fall asleep, and you don't wake up again. Criminals should die in the way that they killed people or worse. If they shot someone, they get shot. If they stabbed someone, they get stabbed. Crime rates drop through the floor. Guaranteed.

I hate the last part of the 8th amendment. Cruel and Unusual is the only thing that gets the point across anymore. Public embarrasment, firing squads, guillotines, the judicial weapons of the past shouldn't have died with their societies.

Saint DH · 10-08-2003, 07:09 PM

Alright Schroeder, what the fuck ever. I used to think that same way, then I grew up and realized that way of thinking is stupid.

First of all, what if the person to be executed was convicted of the murders of two people that he hacked up into pieces with an axe. You would say that this person should also be hacked up into little pieces with an axe. What if that person didn't do it? Now not only is he killed, but he's brutally murdered. That's nice.

Second off, who in the fuck is going to want to do that? Who in their right mind would want the job of hacking some sick fucker up with an axe. It's fucking retarded.

God · 10-08-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
Who in their right mind would want the job of hacking some sick fucker up with an axe.

I'll do it. Lighting bolts are getting old. I think an axe would be a nice change of pace.

Schroeder · 10-08-2003, 07:17 PM

I think butcher would be perfect for a job like that.

If someone would do something as terrible as that, than they deserve to die that way. As for the innocent people, that is unfortunate, but at least they would have piece of mind to know that they hadn't actually done it. Sadly, thousands of people have probably died while being innocent. Regardless of how the death penalty is implemented, it wouldn't change that fact, so it's a non-point.

Saint DH · 10-08-2003, 07:23 PM

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Sadly, thousands of people have probably died while being innocent. Regardless of how the death penalty is implemented, it wouldn't change that fact, so it's a non-point.

Schroeder, I think your entire viewpoint would change if it were your brother that was wrongfully executed by being hacked to death with an axe.

[ October 08, 2003, 05:23 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Schroeder · 10-08-2003, 07:29 PM

Yeah, but since that is hypothetical, I'm going to ignore it. Dirty Harry, you're the last person I expected to be against this.

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2003, 07:52 PM

This thread is exactly what we've been talking about in my Introduction To Corrections class. My prof in that class has one of the best ideas for punishing criminals I've ever heard of. It's so good, I've taken the time to draw it out for you:

I spelled "until" wrong in my picture, I know.

He calls his idea "Criminal County". In it, he says that every state will dedicate one county in their state to being a prison of sorts. The county will have a wall, or at least a well barbed fence around it. Anyone from anywhere may enter Criminal County at will, but anyone sentenced to Criminal County may never leave until their sentence runs out.

Within Criminal County would be a prison. Any serious violent offenders would be sentenced to prison in Criminal County. If they were serving 25 years, once their 25 years was up, they would be released, but not from Criminal County, only from Criminal County's Prison, they would have to live out the rest of their life in Criminal County.

More modest offenders, petty shoplifters, etc, would serve out their time somewhere in the realm of Criminal County, but not in the prison.

There's a lot more to it than that, but I don't really want to try to re-cant it all. But you get the idea by now I'm sure.

Giddy-up.

-Ugly Bastard

[ October 08, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Schroeder · 10-08-2003, 08:25 PM

Where does criminal county get it's tax money. Nobody in the county pays taxes. Nobody would want to set up businesses, either.

Titan · 10-08-2003, 10:30 PM

Well they better or else they'll all starve to death. I'm sure they'll figure something out.

VOL · 10-09-2003, 03:13 PM

what do you need taxes for .. they are criminals, they do not need luxuries

Ugly Bastard · 10-09-2003, 05:36 PM

Schroeder-

The rest of the county is just like any other county, except it is home to criminals, that's all. Walmart's can still be built, normal people would still live there, it would just be the home to some petty criminals too. All of the dangerous criminals would be locked up, and not released until they were no longer a danger to society.

-Ugly Bastard

[ October 09, 2003, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Deep Kick · 10-09-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Schroeder, One of the many Christians who wants to brutally kill people
and you can have the rope back. I think public executions would help prevent crime. Heck, if all we had to do was keep the budget under $300,000 to save money, we could come up with all sorts of unusual/cruel ways to get rid of criminals. Any suggestions?

Absolutely great idea, Schroeder. Hell, while we're at it, why don't we just create a reality show called, "You're on Death Row". The contestants would compete for a more merciful death, while the the losers would be brutally hacked to pieces by Christians such as Schroeder.

I love people who are so fucking stupid that they think killing another person will somehow avenge a murdered person. What does the death penalty accomplish? All it does is kill another person. And, it obviously doesn't stop people from killing.

Pliedes · 10-09-2003, 07:17 PM

Instead of the death penalty, we'll just chain them to Vol for life.

Deep Kick · 10-09-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by: Pliedes
Instead of the death penalty, we'll just chain them to Vol for life

I'm afraid that too would fall under cruel and unusual punishment. Anyone faced with that punishment would most definitely kill themselves.

Schroeder · 10-09-2003, 08:59 PM

UB: do you honestly think people would want to live in a county such as that one? Not knowing that the people around you have commited crimes and could turn to their old ways at any moment?

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
I love people who are so fucking stupid that they think killing another person will somehow avenge a murdered person.

Capital punishment is not about avenging a death.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
What does the death penalty accomplish? All it does is kill another person.

Wrong, capital punishment eliminates a dangerous person. It saves much, much more money than having that person serve a life sentence. In jail, those accused suck up valuable taxpayer dollars that could be used elsewhere. Also, don't forget that they could escape, providing a terrible threat to society that could have been nipped in the bud.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
And, it obviously doesn't stop people from killing.

Capital punishment would stop more people from killing if the United States would make a bigger deal about it.

Don't even try to get me on this not being very Christian. I'm all about an eye for an eye: You get what you give out. At no time have I overstepped the bounds on Christianity with this belief.

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Absolutely great idea, Schroeder.

It is.

Deep Kick · 10-09-2003, 09:55 PM

Schroeder, it's a matter of symantics; when is killing EVER justified? I personally believe it is NEVER justified.

Schroeder · 10-09-2003, 10:00 PM

Yeah, change the subject. Can't match up to me? I knew you couldn't.

Deep Kick · 10-09-2003, 10:50 PM

You stupid fuckhead, It's not that I couldn't match up to you. I realized that your arguments are valid. BUT, that doesn't change the fact that you are still a fucker, and that I disagree with them. I feel that killing, for any reason whatsoever, is wrong.

Therefore, this is a battle of symantics, which no one can win. No matter how many convincing arguments you present, you won't change my opinion. Fucker.

Rubber Ducky · 10-10-2003, 12:07 AM

Quack.

Alpha · 10-10-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
Capital punishment is not about avenging a death.

You're obvious addition to that sentence would be that Capital punishment is a deterrent to murder for others, correct? Let me ask you, if given the choice after killing someone would you rather kill yourself or be forced to live the rest of your natural life in a 9 by 9 cell? If you'd choose the latter it's only because you're a fuck. Life in prison WITHOUT parole has so much more opportunity to be a deterrent to violent crimes. I'd much rather cease to exist rather than have to see my victim's face scream for mercy every god forsaken night.

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
Wrong, capital punishment eliminates a dangerous person

Or an innocent one, but of course, that's fine... seriously. Fuck the innocent, I say they're all guilty until proven otherwise after their deaths.

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
Don't even try to get me on this not being very Christian. I'm all about an eye for an eye: You get what you give out. At no time have I overstepped the bounds on Christianity with this belief.

So, if we go by Schroeder's way of logic... Seeing that killing a human being (on purpose) is a sin... Then whoever kills the inmate, then will be put on trial and sentenced to death, then whoever pulls the switch for the new inmate will be put on trial also. Creating a massive cycle of Christian value and godliness for the whole world to follow... Until no one is left.

the_butcher · 10-10-2003, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
Who in their right mind would want the job of hacking some sick fucker up with an axe.

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I think butcher would be perfect for a job like that.

I would love to do that job, however, I would only do it once. To Schroeder, even if he didn't kill anyone.

Schroeder · 10-10-2003, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by Alpha:
Life in prison WITHOUT parole has so much more opportunity to be a deterrent to violent crimes. I'd much rather cease to exist rather than have to see my victim's face scream for mercy every god forsaken night.

Yeah, but that's because you're a normal person. Most criminals accused of doing something so heinous as to warrant a death sentence probably feel no remorse for it. Even if that is the way the criminal wanted it, at least they are dead, and no longer a burden to society.

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Originally posted by Alpha:
So, if we go by Schroeder's way of logic... Seeing that killing a human being (on purpose) is a sin... Then whoever kills the inmate, then will be put on trial and sentenced to death, then whoever pulls the switch for the new inmate will be put on trial also. Creating a massive cycle of Christian value and godliness for the whole world to follow... Until no one is left.

Since when has the executioner been placed under the confines of normal criminals? The executioners good is greater than the sin he commits.

Alpha · 10-10-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
Since when has the executioner been placed under the confines of normal criminals? The executioners good is greater than the sin he commits.

So if by ass raping a infant boy like you normally do, you save the life of an old man.(who was going to get hit by a truck if he wouldn't have stoped and stared at Schroeder doing his weekly thing)

You're saying that in this situation you shouldn't be punished? Seeing that you did save a man's life, even though you did commit a sin... It's cool, God will give you a freebie there.

Schroeder · 10-10-2003, 03:54 AM

You're taking this the wrong way, Alpha. I'm just saying that if there is no hope for the wicked to make something of themselves, why keep them around? If someone gets life without parole, is he any good to anyone? No, so why let him continue his worthless convict existence? Do the world some good, and get rid of him.

Alpha · 10-10-2003, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
I'm just saying that if there is no hope for the wicked to make something of themselves, why keep them around? If someone gets life without parole, is he any good to anyone? No, so why let him continue his worthless convict existence? Do the world some good, and get rid of him.

So then we should do that to all homeless people also? Hell what about anyone in a nursing home? Schroeder, you have one of the WORST moral systems I've ever seen in my life. How can you claim to be such a good Christian when you are the most unforgiving and judgemental bitch in Warsaw? If anything since you're such a big Christian wouldn't you want the men who have killed to find God in prison and save themselves so they can be in heaven? Or are you a physcochristian who thinks you can't get to heaven unless you're good all the time. (By the way if you are, you're going to hell by your standards.)

In conclusion, I hate you and the way you think. But most of all I hate the way you feel that everything you say is more valid than anyone else's opinion, because in all reality it's not, and that's why everyone wants to kill you in real life.

Saint DH · 10-10-2003, 02:06 PM

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In conclusion, I hate you and the way you think. But most of all I hate the way you feel that everything you say is more valid than anyone else's opinion, because in all reality it's not, and that's why everyone wants to kill you in real life.

I'm pretty sure this sums up everyone's feelings towards Schroeder. It sure as hell does mine.

Pliedes · 10-10-2003, 02:55 PM

Schroeder, I'm gonna have to say that your comments in this thread have been so far off of christianity that it's not even funny.

No

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
I'm just saying that if there is no hope for the wicked to make something of themselves, why keep them around? If someone gets life without parole, is he any good to anyone? No, so why let him continue his worthless convict existence? Do the world some good, and get rid of him.

Please, give me some doctrine to back this up. That is a worthless load of shit, and you know it.

I'm for the death penalty. I even believe it is justified and in line with Christian doctrine.
But you, sir, are very far off base here.

Schroeder · 10-11-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by Alpha:
So then we should do that to all homeless people also?

When did I say that homeless people are useless or wicked? I didn't. I also said nothing about old people.

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If anything since you're such a big Christian wouldn't you want the men who have killed to find God in prison and save themselves so they can be in heaven?

If convicts truly want to find God, than they will. After that, it's up to His judgement. God knows if people are trying to find him simply for personal gain.

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But most of all I hate the way you feel that everything you say is more valid than anyone else's opinion, because in all reality it's not, and that's why everyone wants to kill you in real life.

If that's what you guys think, I'm sorry. I don't mean to sound like my opinion is better than anyone elses. I know it's not.

All I'm saying is that I'm all about seeing some justice in this world. If you take a life criminally, you owe a life. Guys can commit murder these days and come out of jail way before their time because of parole. The U.S. just isn't strict enough about enforcing punishments on crimes.

[ October 10, 2003, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

Deep Kick · 10-11-2003, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder
brick brack, brickity brack brum

make two bums fight for a bottle of rum

finish them off when they are done

take your pick: knife, axe, or gun

Laugh the whole time

Being homeless should be a crime

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Originally posted by Schroeder
When did I say that homeless people are useless or wicked? I didn't. I also said nothing about old people?

What's that Schroeder? You think bums aren't useless? Because I could have sworn that I read somewhere you called them "criminals". Oh yeah, it's right there in that first quote. Fucking idiot.

And you know what else? I don't mind it when people try to make Christianity as a whole fit their personal beliefs (even if it is a stupid thing to do). What I do mind is when they fucking impose those beliefs upon others, as if you are the only Christian out there who knows what God wants. It's fucking ridiculous to try and say that you know what God wants, or how God thinks.

-Fuck you Schroeder.

silverteioh · 10-12-2003, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
If convicts truly want to find God, than they will. After that, it's up to His judgement.

Schroeder . . . what the fuck kind of Christian are you? Oh yeah, the standard, cookie cutter version - completely close-minded. The mission of God's church on Earth is go forth and expand his flock. What the fuck do you think missionaries are for? If someone in the jungle had never heard of God, how could he actively seek it unless someone went out of his way to show them the word of God.
I have known people who have never gone to church because no one invited them. It's only up to an individual to find God if God's followers are completely fucking lazy and useless, and then they're just lukewarm believers, which God hates the most (He says that he spits them back out).

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
As for the innocent people, that is unfortunate, but at least they would have piece of mind to know that they hadn't actually done it. Sadly, thousands of people have probably died while being innocent. Regardless of how the death penalty is implemented, it wouldn't change that fact, so it's a non-point.

Um . . . no . . . no, no, no . . .
I'm sorry, i'm just ashamed to hear another member of my species showing such fucking contempt and apathy for his fellow man. You're wrong, hundreds of thousands have died for crimes they did not commit, and it's no piece of mind to die when you're thirty-five because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. It's a fucking injustice, a travesty.
What if, since OJ Simpson got the hook, you were arrested tommorrow and killed for his crimes, and OJ is off, still a millionaire, playing golf everyday. Would that give you piece of mind, or would you be that fucking pissed off. I know no system is perfect, but the thing I dislike most about America is that we put innocent people to death, even to this day. There must be checks and balances in the system, because no one should ever have to be put through that ordeal.
And, by the way, God boy, aren't Christians supposed to follow the teachings of Jesus? Wasn't he known for his unbelieveable compassion. He spent some of his time on the cross saving the soul of the criminal next to him, something Schroeder isn't up for doing. Also, according to the Bible, thinking about committing a sin is the same as committing one. It's just as essential to have a pure mind as it is pure actions. And well, Schroeder, if you were in power, you are saying that you would severely punish, and execute criminals, even if they are innocent.
Sounds kind of hypocritical to me, man.
Oh, and, if you're going to be a Christian, read your fucking Bible. You think you can know how to be a Christian because you go to church, listen to a sermon, and pray sometimes, fuck you, that's being such a fucker poser.
I renounced my Christianity years ago, and it still absolutely pisses me off to hear assholes say shit completely counter to their religion, while still laying claim as a member of the faith.

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Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Well they better or else they'll all starve to death. I'm sure they'll figure something out.
	I do what the fuck I want.

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VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	what do you need taxes for .. they are criminals, they do not need luxuries
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10-09-2003, 09:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Schroeder, it's a matter of symantics; when is killing EVER justified? I personally believe it is NEVER justified.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-09-2003, 10:50 PM	#21 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	You stupid fuckhead, It's not that I couldn't match up to you. I realized that your arguments are valid. BUT, that doesn't change the fact that you are still a fucker, and that I disagree with them. I feel that killing, for any reason whatsoever, is wrong. Therefore, this is a battle of symantics, which no one can win. No matter how many convincing arguments you present, you won't change my opinion. Fucker.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-08-2003, 06:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
bitch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 116 Internets: 10	The eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth idea would be a good start.

10-08-2003, 06:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Bullcrap, America's death penalty is weak. That's why we have so much crime. Look at most Asian countries. They are allowed to cane you and stuff like that, but that keeps their crime rate low. In America, even if you are convicted to die, what do you get: a shot that makes you fall asleep, and you don't wake up again. Criminals should die in the way that they killed people or worse. If they shot someone, they get shot. If they stabbed someone, they get stabbed. Crime rates drop through the floor. Guaranteed. I hate the last part of the 8th amendment. Cruel and Unusual is the only thing that gets the point across anymore. Public embarrasment, firing squads, guillotines, the judicial weapons of the past shouldn't have died with their societies.

10-08-2003, 07:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Alright Schroeder, what the fuck ever. I used to think that same way, then I grew up and realized that way of thinking is stupid. First of all, what if the person to be executed was convicted of the murders of two people that he hacked up into pieces with an axe. You would say that this person should also be hacked up into little pieces with an axe. What if that person didn't do it? Now not only is he killed, but he's brutally murdered. That's nice. Second off, who in the fuck is going to want to do that? Who in their right mind would want the job of hacking some sick fucker up with an axe. It's fucking retarded.

10-08-2003, 07:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I think butcher would be perfect for a job like that. If someone would do something as terrible as that, than they deserve to die that way. As for the innocent people, that is unfortunate, but at least they would have piece of mind to know that they hadn't actually done it. Sadly, thousands of people have probably died while being innocent. Regardless of how the death penalty is implemented, it wouldn't change that fact, so it's a non-point.

10-08-2003, 07:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Yeah, but since that is hypothetical, I'm going to ignore it. Dirty Harry, you're the last person I expected to be against this.

10-08-2003, 07:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This thread is exactly what we've been talking about in my Introduction To Corrections class. My prof in that class has one of the best ideas for punishing criminals I've ever heard of. It's so good, I've taken the time to draw it out for you: I spelled "until" wrong in my picture, I know. He calls his idea "Criminal County". In it, he says that every state will dedicate one county in their state to being a prison of sorts. The county will have a wall, or at least a well barbed fence around it. Anyone from anywhere may enter Criminal County at will, but anyone sentenced to Criminal County may never leave until their sentence runs out. Within Criminal County would be a prison. Any serious violent offenders would be sentenced to prison in Criminal County. If they were serving 25 years, once their 25 years was up, they would be released, but not from Criminal County, only from Criminal County's Prison, they would have to live out the rest of their life in Criminal County. More modest offenders, petty shoplifters, etc, would serve out their time somewhere in the realm of Criminal County, but not in the prison. There's a lot more to it than that, but I don't really want to try to re-cant it all. But you get the idea by now I'm sure. Giddy-up. -Ugly Bastard [ October 08, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

10-08-2003, 08:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Where does criminal county get it's tax money. Nobody in the county pays taxes. Nobody would want to set up businesses, either.

10-09-2003, 05:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Schroeder- The rest of the county is just like any other county, except it is home to criminals, that's all. Walmart's can still be built, normal people would still live there, it would just be the home to some petty criminals too. All of the dangerous criminals would be locked up, and not released until they were no longer a danger to society. -Ugly Bastard [ October 09, 2003, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

10-09-2003, 07:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Instead of the death penalty, we'll just chain them to Vol for life.

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Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Yeah, change the subject. Can't match up to me? I knew you couldn't.

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Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	Quack.

10-10-2003, 03:54 AM	#27 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	You're taking this the wrong way, Alpha. I'm just saying that if there is no hope for the wicked to make something of themselves, why keep them around? If someone gets life without parole, is he any good to anyone? No, so why let him continue his worthless convict existence? Do the world some good, and get rid of him.