09-27-2005, 07:10 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I got home from Blonde's party and asked where J Money was:
"He's in the Hospital" - G Nasty "Hahaha, funny thing is that I give that about 20% chance of actually being true, fucking crazy ass." - Me "No, he's really in the hospital." Oh shit. What the fuck did J Money do. I've beel always worried that that kid would drink himself to death. Finding out that he just broke his arm was a relief. |
09-27-2005, 07:17 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Silly little J Money I would say I'm surprised to hear that you had fractured your arm, I would say I'm surprised to hear that you woke up and didn't know where you were, but then again I was your neighbor for a year, and I've seen plenty of times where you fell down and didn't realize you did it 20 seconds later.
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09-27-2005, 08:25 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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09-27-2005, 09:23 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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I havent heard many of Ironic's escapades....right now J money is in the lead.
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09-27-2005, 11:55 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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yeah, and another episode involved a samurai sword and the neighbors house, but h e just pissed on it. but the PO-PO showed up anyway. He also arm wrestled an entire bar and called every black he saw Courtney. something like that.
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i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....
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09-28-2005, 08:16 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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Not that this can really measure up, but a couple weeks ago I swam across the Ohio river to avoid the police and ended up drinking more beer with a few hillbillies throwing a bonfire on the Kentucky side after explaining to them why my arm was cut up (fell on rocks before reaching the water, spilling my beer in the process and scraping a good portion of skin off my foot). Just as the sun was coming up, I was left to walk my drunken ass two miles up the river to the gas station so I could have someone pick me up because the fucking hillbillies didn't have a phone. I didn't get any broken bones or anything, but it was still pretty intense.
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09-28-2005, 09:40 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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that's a pretty good story.
but ironic & carnivorous have the best crazy drunk stories. hey fung, tell them about being drunk at costcos (i think it was). the waitress was chasing them down so fiercely b/c they usually have to foot the bill on chew & screws. |
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09-28-2005, 06:27 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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I'm drunk right now otherwise I'd write one of my good ones up. You guys left out the biker I pimp slapped at Chevy's when I was with my ex, and then got saved by security. That was a pretty good story.
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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01-11-2012, 04:43 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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This was the peak of Nubblies.
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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01-13-2012, 12:26 PM | #23 (permalink) |
G'd up from the feet up.
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I never did full write about any of the aforementioned escapades except for the Mercedes, and that was only recently. Repug do you have any of the pictures from my NY trip still?
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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