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Old 02-19-2004, 02:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This auction is for sole ownership of one (1) Mr. Blonde.

The following are the terms of ownership:

1)The owner of Mr. Blonde may never give or sell "Mr. Blonde" back his identity.
2)Mr. Blonde may be sold or given away at the owners discression, providing that his ownership is always retained by a Nubblite.
3)The owner of Mr. Blonde must show his ownership by adding "Owns Mr. Blonde" to his/her signature.
4)Once one loses ownership of Mr. Blonde, "Owns Mr. Blonde" must be removed from his/her signature.
5)These rules MUST be adopted by the purchaser of Mr. Blonde, and therefor MUST be passed down to any subsequent owners of Mr. Blonde.
6)Other rules may be added by the owner of Mr. Blonde, so long as they do not negate previous rules (or disallow transfer of Mr. Blondes ownership).

Now the rules of the auction.

Nubblites may bid any ammount of money or other goods/services that they are willing to give for this item. The seller reserves discretionary rights as to the value of each bid, and which bids take precedence over others.
Upon announcement of the winning bidder, Mr. Blonde's ownership will transfer (switching "Owns Mr. Blonde" from signatures), and the new owner will decide whether to keep Mr. Blonde, or re-sell him (resale is highly encouraged).

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Old 02-19-2004, 02:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I like this. When does bidding end? I'll probably wait until the last second to sneak my bid in.
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Old 02-19-2004, 02:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Bidding ends exactly one (1) day from the beginning of the auction.

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Old 02-19-2004, 03:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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DJFC, you are by far my favorite nubblite. You make me so proud of this trend we have started.

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Old 02-19-2004, 03:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Perhaps moronic rookies like Mr. Blonde will no longer talk trash about other nubblites until they are ready to face the punishments.

I indeed sold Mr. Blonde to DJFC last night, and it is now time to pass the "nubblies b-otch" around to another.

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Old 02-19-2004, 03:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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who exactly owns Mr. Blonde right now? In other words, who gets the money for Mr. Blonde?
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Old 02-19-2004, 03:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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DJFC owns him. He has "Owns Mr. Blonde" in his signature, after he and I came to a selling agreement last night.

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Old 02-20-2004, 03:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I will give FC 15 minutes with a 10 dollar whore in which he can experience:

1) A lame handjob.
2) A blowjob in which most of the teeth are missing.
3) A nice case of Gonoherpasyphalaids.

Eh? What do ya say?

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Old 02-20-2004, 03:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'll buy DJ_FC dinner at any place in bloomington, that is pending they take RPS meal points.
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Old 02-20-2004, 04:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ah...goddammit

Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.

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Old 02-20-2004, 04:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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As nice as an all expenses paid dinner to an RPS cafeteria would be... the toothless blowjob wins.
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Old 02-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Rock the fuck ON!

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Congrats Barry. You have made me proud.

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Old 02-23-2004, 03:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Just curious as to whether or not payment has been rendered.
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toothless whores are hard to come by...does anybody know where I can find a trailor park in the greater Bloomington area?

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.
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Old 02-23-2004, 04:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Just recieved the payment tonight (she wasnt quite toothless, but I can deal w/ molars).
Great bidder A++++++++++++++++ would highly recommend!
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pleasure doing business with you.

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.
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Old 03-26-2004, 02:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I think it's time to put Mr. Blonde back on the market. This guy...lemme tell ya...this guy can wash some dishes like you wouldn't believe AND he does windows. You have two days to bid starting at 11:30 Friday. Same rules as above apply. Have at it boys.

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mr. blonde has become everyone's bitch.

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I don't want him again, perhaps he can be sold to Malibu?

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Old 03-26-2004, 04:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I bid 2 AA batteries and a pile of pubic hair.
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Old 03-26-2004, 04:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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[ March 26, 2004, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

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I am interested in Mr. Blonde's soul!
Mwuahahahahahaha

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I always thought you were a homosexual.
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I always thought your asshole was mine!

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