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Old 01-01-2006, 07:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Anyone have a good story from the escapades of last night?

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Old 01-01-2006, 07:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No...but I did make a very fine discovery. Welch's sparkling grape juice + vodka = a cheap, incredible alcoholic drink.
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Old 01-01-2006, 07:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, anything that is carbonated tends to be a catalyst for the alcohol.

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my buddy & 2 girls he worked w/ organized a NYE aprty at the ramada. $50/person & $50/room. all you can eat & drink.

it fucking rocked.

the exs were there.

my sister made the observation that my new girlfriend was like a pedigree compared to 2 mangey strays. that idea was echoed by more than a few. that put a smile on my face.

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I went to a friends party, played pool and got nice and drunk. At about 12:01, some retard took about 3 gulps of vodka right from the bottle. I approached him directly afterward to tell him "Wow man, that was fucking disgusting." Right as my hand touched his shoulder, I had begun to say "disgusting", but only got as far as "d" before he threw up on a barstool, the bar, some pizza, and some beer cans.

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yes DCK, your new girl is much better than both of the ex's combined. Way to go, nice upgrade. Your new girl actually looks normal. Wayne nicknamed your ex's Thing 1 and Thing 2 for a reason.

I attended a small house party in Orange County, CA. Everything was kind of chill until we walked down the street to go to another party, all of us with alchohol in hand. The bitch I was carrying had my drink and hers in her hand so a cop harrassed us.

Later I got a midnight BJ from a different chick....one of the top 3 BJ I have received in my long life too.
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Yeah, I had a 4-keg party and a bunch of dumbasses ended up throwing up all over the house. However, I am glad to say that such nubblites as DJ FC, THEINCREDIBLEdork, and ICE COLD BRU were well under control and helped out w/ various aspects of the party. It still doesnt mean I didnt have to constantly run around and deal with alcohol disputes, people throwing up, attempted thefts, people spilling/breaking shit, and crying girfriends of people at the party. Regardless, here are some pics from the bash.

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Pics from our New years party:

Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.

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Cool pics Mr. B.

DCK looks like he's 220lbs on tha pic...
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Mr. Blondes party was awesome. 5 out of 5 party hats. I got hammered and still managed to not puke pink on his carpet this year, which was great news. I'm sorry your house got trashed though.

After the alcohol ran out DJ FC kind enough to drive a few of us to IHOP, which for some reason took 2 and a half hours, when we got back around 5 am there were people passed out in every corner of the house. The guys I come with decide its a good idea to drive all the way back to Elkhart. When we get to the truck we find Mr. Blondes brother passed out in the back seat, because there was nowhere to sleep in the house. I woke him up and told him we were going home and if he wanted to stay he should go back in the house. He nodded and sat there so we took off for home. A couple hours into the trip he sits up and yells, "What are we in a fucking VIDEO GAME or something, we've been driving for hours?!" he went to sleep and woke up hours away from when he went to sleep, teehee.

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yeah, i asked him the next morning why he didnt stay and he's like "well when I woke up my bed was moving so i didnt really have a choice"

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dck looks 10 yrs older when he's fat

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i look like i'm fucking 38?

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I was chillin' at a friends party for most of new years when drama struck. A friend from highschool who now lives in Boston calls me up to say happy new year and all that shit and I'm like dude, all your old friends are here you should say hi. So my phone gets passed around the party and I lose track of it. About 20 minutes later this guy Thayne returns it to me and I think all is fine and dandy. About 10 minutes later there is a knock on the door. I answer it and am mortified to see my sister and her friend standing there, grinning at me. I do the wtf face and usher them outside quickly, hoping none of my douche bag friends see them. My sister just turned 17, and I have made every effort known to man to keep her pure, away from dirty parties and even dirtier guys intent on soiling her panties. Our conversation went something like this:
Repug: Wtf!?
Gina: We're booooreeeddd let us stay
Repug: WTF!?
Gina: plleeasseee
Repug: Leave now.
Gina: ..
Repug: Don't you realize what kind of danger you're in!? You're vagina! Your sweet and precious vagina! Oh god!
Gina: I need to use the bathroom
Repug: No you don't. Go in your pants.
Gina: Brian!!!
Repug: My name is repug!!

At this point people start coming in from outside and try to convince me to let her stay. I tell them to fuck off before I rip their spines out and use them as a jump rope. At this point I demand to know how she found out where this secret laid was and she told me my friend who mysteriously was at work told her. I immediately call him and say some things that would make a pirate blush, only to find out it wasn't him, it wasn't him at all! Storming back into the party I find Gina and her friend getting harassed, and a few scallywags are already giving me a hard time about how they're going to stick it to my sister.

Rage.

It's then that one of my friends comes up to me and confesses it was him. Apparently once he talked to my friend from boston he hung up, searched through my phone book and called gina up. Mother fucker! He knows how protective I am, and how pissed I would be. He's just a drunken asshole. He thought he was being real fucking cute. But he assures me he didn't do it with "malicious intent". I tell him he's a cock sucker. He puts his hand on my shoulder. I knock it away and tell him not to fucking touch me. He says something along the lines of i'm an asshole and he's going to go hit on my sister. It was then that I lost self control and punched him as hard as I could in the face. He dropped like the drunken sack of shit that he is. But I wasn't done. In my blind rage I followed him down and did a tito ortiz style elbow/forarm attack on his face. I must have gotten in 5 or 6 before about 8 guys pulled me off him. Pandemonium followed and there was mass confusion in the melee. it ended with me, my sister and her friend leaving and going to the plaza to bring in the new year. I'm not really proud of what I did, but he was trying to punk me and he had it coming. He's threatening to sue me and all this shit now, but whatever. I'd do it again.

Once the new year was brought in I made the girls go home, and I went back to the party to drink more. Fag fuck had already left, a couple people told me I was a jerk, but even more told me they were glad somebody finally stopped putting up with his shit and put him in his place.

All in all it was a crappy new year.
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the only thing that feels better than bashing some assholes face in is going BACK to the beatdown scene and being congratulated. nice work repug....

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Blonde, where do you find these attractive girls? Do you emit some hormones or something into the air and they all come? Every time you post pics, there are hot girls. Ugh!

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Props repug. Way to lay it down. I'll come out to Oregon and kill him if he does sue. Nobody will suspect a farmboy from Indiana. In that case, this post never happened.

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Got shitcanned, harrased the bouncer at one of the bars, came home and somehow ended up tripping my nuts off till 10am, bit a of a poor decision there.
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I was chillin' at a friends party for most of new years when drama struck. A friend from highschool who now lives in Boston calls me up to say happy new year and all that shit and I'm like dude, all your old friends are here you should say hi. So my phone gets passed around the party and I lose track of it. About 20 minutes later this guy Thayne returns it to me and I think all is fine and dandy. About 10 minutes later there is a knock on the door. I answer it and am mortified to see my sister and her friend standing there, grinning at me. I do the wtf face and usher them outside quickly, hoping none of my douche bag friends see them. My sister just turned 17, and I have made every effort known to man to keep her pure, away from dirty parties and even dirtier guys intent on soiling her panties. Our conversation went something like this:
Repug: Wtf!?
Gina: We're booooreeeddd let us stay
Repug: WTF!?
Gina: plleeasseee
Repug: Leave now.
Gina: ..
Repug: Don't you realize what kind of danger you're in!? You're vagina! Your sweet and precious vagina! Oh god!
Gina: I need to use the bathroom
Repug: No you don't. Go in your pants.
Gina: Brian!!!
Repug: My name is repug!!

At this point people start coming in from outside and try to convince me to let her stay. I tell them to fuck off before I rip their spines out and use them as a jump rope. At this point I demand to know how she found out where this secret laid was and she told me my friend who mysteriously was at work told her. I immediately call him and say some things that would make a pirate blush, only to find out it wasn't him, it wasn't him at all! Storming back into the party I find Gina and her friend getting harassed, and a few scallywags are already giving me a hard time about how they're going to stick it to my sister.

Rage.

It's then that one of my friends comes up to me and confesses it was him. Apparently once he talked to my friend from boston he hung up, searched through my phone book and called gina up. Mother fucker! He knows how protective I am, and how pissed I would be. He's just a drunken asshole. He thought he was being real fucking cute. But he assures me he didn't do it with "malicious intent". I tell him he's a cock sucker. He puts his hand on my shoulder. I knock it away and tell him not to fucking touch me. He says something along the lines of i'm an asshole and he's going to go hit on my sister. It was then that I lost self control and punched him as hard as I could in the face. He dropped like the drunken sack of shit that he is. But I wasn't done. In my blind rage I followed him down and did a tito ortiz style elbow/forarm attack on his face. I must have gotten in 5 or 6 before about 8 guys pulled me off him. Pandemonium followed and there was mass confusion in the melee. it ended with me, my sister and her friend leaving and going to the plaza to bring in the new year. I'm not really proud of what I did, but he was trying to punk me and he had it coming. He's threatening to sue me and all this shit now, but whatever. I'd do it again.

Once the new year was brought in I made the girls go home, and I went back to the party to drink more. Fag fuck had already left, a couple people told me I was a jerk, but even more told me they were glad somebody finally stopped putting up with his shit and put him in his place.

All in all it was a crappy new year.

you did the right thing.

if he talks about sueing you, then ask him how many laws he violated by secretly looking up your underage sister's phone # and inviting her to a party that served alcohol...

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