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ur my bitch 01-08-2006 10:39 PM

Yes, you are all my bitches
 
OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7

Niger Angelus 01-08-2006 10:42 PM

I went to the gas station today. There was an old fat bitch there. Then I went home.

StabMaster Arson 01-08-2006 11:18 PM

Yeah!
the old fat bitch station, I was there.
are you the dirty sumbitch that took the last can of Kodiak wintergreen?

DJ FC 01-08-2006 11:59 PM

Nice!

That's going to be a hell of a trip.

Niger Angelus 01-09-2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StabMaster Arson
Yeah!
the old fat bitch station, I was there.
are you the dirty sumbitch that took the last can of Kodiak wintergreen?

No sir it was not I. I do not chew the 'baccy.

theMerciless1 01-09-2006 09:26 AM

comp systems sales?

Mars Man 01-09-2006 12:27 PM

That's foocking great...Costa Rica must be awesome.
I need to get myself into another paid trip too...

Deadly Crescent Kick 01-09-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur my bitch
OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7


nice.

angry pancake 01-09-2006 08:25 PM

I'm going to Spain and Netherlands from Jan 19 through Feb 3. A blowjob and bang combo meal are $20 per hour in Madrid. Then you kick the bitch out and get a different one next time. Not quite pimp like GD, but very efficient just the same.

Lucy Fur 01-10-2006 10:50 AM

hey UMB... take me.. i wont blow or bang you, but i'll pick up chicks that will.

Niger Angelus 01-10-2006 11:22 AM

I heard that one before, freeloading bitches.

Lucy Fur 01-10-2006 12:26 PM

what? i would totally pick up chicks for him. i have no problem with that.

Niger Angelus 01-10-2006 12:35 PM

The whole chick picking up chicks for another guy thing, doesn't work. Not unless there is a threesome involved or the other chick somehow knows the chick she is 'picking up'.
Just find a slut that will take care of you on the way there and the way back, and try to pull yourself some threesome action, if that is easy go for the hat trick. If that is no contest, go for the 'axe commercial'.

malice 01-10-2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur my bitch
Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Bitch!!!

vaga1220 01-10-2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur my bitch
OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7

I wish Dona Troy and Kit could read this, thay would be so pissd off.

Mars Man 01-11-2006 09:21 AM

Things are just too quiet without Donna and Kit....

Deadly Crescent Kick 01-11-2006 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vaga1220
I wish Dona Troy and Kit could read this, thay would be so pissd off.


LOL.


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