Pshaw kids, why not dip your foot into the pool?
I've decided to take this risk! I could get fast results in 20-60 days! Do you know how much I could buy with $60,000 dollars! I could buy some....some elephants! Fuck yeah! Who wouldn't love an elephant! And then...and then I'll like, I'll kill them and then I'll sell their ivory on the black market!
AND DOUBLE MY PROFIT! DOUBLE IT MAN!
So I'm sitting here with my freshly prepared envelopes and.....I don't know what to do with them. There isn't anything in the instructions on where to send them!
And now I've wasted 6 dollars cause I don't know how to open up envelopes.
